Thread "te real world catches up" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 7, 2007

In an earlier interview with Harpers Bazaar, Paris discusses the infatuation the LAPD has with her. She believes cops flag her down to hit on her. Paris whines,

I think I get in more trouble because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. Theyll just pull me over to hit on me. Its really annoying. Theyre [the cops] like, Whats your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?

no because you're a spoiled who everyone knows is probably drunk most of the time when they are out driving. cops probably keep a list of people who DUI's and she's prolly on top of it.

and i'm guessing when a cop ask her personal info when they give her a ticket, she prolly thinks they're hitting on her.

po po: "ma'am can i see your license?"
do do: "awwww yer so cute, you're asking where i live so you can take me out"

po po: "ma'am here's a ticket to appear in court"
do do: "awww you just wanna see me in court, baby"

delusional.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 7, 2007

Suprise! Paris is a jackass.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 9, 2007

wow.

Paris Hilton has taken the meaning of 'dumb blonde' to unimaginable new heights, after she was pictured behind the wheel of her car just days after being handed a jail sentence for violating a driving ban.

The soon-to-be jail bird was snapped driving her Ã‚Â£100,000 blue Bentley convertible less than a week after being handed a 45 day jail term.

The 26-year-old was given the sentence for breaking the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton has urged the Hilton die-hards to sign a petition to pardon her 'mistake', which she plans to give to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In her defence she claims she provides beauty and excitement to '(most of) our otherwise mundane lives'.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 9, 2007

You know, I know I should be laughing and rubbing dirt in Paris's face like all the rest of you guys, but honestly, I feel the same way about Anna Nicole Smith dying: rather indifferent. …In fact, I'm probably more indifferent than I was about Anna Nicole's death. I mean, with that, I sort of felt bad for a moment about Smith dying. With this I just sort of sigh and change the channel.

I mean, whether you love her or loathe her, the only true way to stop the media circus and render her powerless to you is ignore her. Change doesn't begin with C; it begins with YOU.

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 9, 2007

I mean, whether you love her or loathe her, the only true way to stop the media circus and render her powerless to you is ignore her. Change doesn't begin with C; it begins with YOU.

That's what I've been saying all along… :(

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 9, 2007

I mean, whether you love her or loathe her, the only true way to stop the media circus and render her powerless to you is ignore her. Change doesn't begin with C; it begins with YOU.
That's what I've been saying all along… :(

Yes, but you didn't encapsulate the concept into a witty aphorism that can be used on an inspirational poster.

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 9, 2007

So true.

How about this:

"Forget Paris, talk about ME instead!"

Not that catchy, but it'll improve people's lives. (their mundane, less beautiful lives)

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 9, 2007

Yeah, it's true. Good luck, though. People like to talk about the problems of celebrities. Unfortunatley. It's like gossiping about your neighbors without the risk.

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 10, 2007

I have no ides what she just said. So who am I to judge wether the sentence was fair or not, but I suspect she'll get away from her sentence somehow. Her father will probably bribe some officials or something.

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 10, 2007

I for one support our stupid spoiled whore overlords.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 10, 2007

when she checked her MySpace page after the court hearing, her shock turned to terror: She found death threats posted by inmates at California's Century Regional Detention Facility, where she was ordered to report by June 5. Im very scared right now, Paris tells

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 10, 2007

when she checked her MySpace page after the court hearing, her shock turned to terror: She found death threats posted by inmates at California's Century Regional Detention Facility, where she was ordered to report by June 5. Im very scared right now, Paris tells

Haha! The setup begins. Paris will serve no jail time. ;)

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 10, 2007

Why do inmates at California's Century Regional Detention Facility get access to teh intertubez?

And what the hell did she do?

And: Sucks to be her.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 10, 2007

HAHAHAHAHA! Who's Paris Hilton?

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 10, 2007

And: Sucks to be her.

OH, yeah? Hier to the Hilton empire, young, great cars, spoiled rotten. Hmm… Sucks to be her? Yah, I highly doubt that. :)

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 11, 2007

Yeah I think so. Spending all her life getting what she want and not getting in trouble. Getting no life experience whatsoever. I think it would be better to be middleclass, have a few friends and get in trouble for doing things you're not allowed to do rather than being super-rich, having lots of people who hang around all the time because you're famous, never getting in trouble and having reporters on one's tail all the time.

She's 26 years old now, but she probably has the emotional growth of a 13 year old.

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 11, 2007

Hah. Well she's certainly not "upper class".
Oh yes, she's middle class like everyone else, just richer and dumber than some.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 11, 2007

I mean, whether you love her or loathe her, the only true way to stop the media circus and render her powerless to you is ignore her. Change doesn't begin with C; it begins with YOU.

AMEN!

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 11, 2007

Yay! Let's discuss the latest paint drying techniques then!

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 11, 2007

Which brand do you prefer watching?

Behr is sort of the standard for most people– it gives a brisk, smooth performance that appeals to families– but Glidden is always a little bit more daring and innovative with its drying methods. There's also Sherwin-Williams, which many paint-drying "purists" frequently sing the praises of, but which doesn't really satisfy after thirty, sixty, even ninety minutes of watching. And then there's Dutch Boy, which just comes off as a pathetic joke.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 11, 2007

Gentlemen, paris is dog ugly, but based on the fact of how rich and powerful she is, I'd not only sleep with her, I would do it on video tape.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 11, 2007

i don't want this to be just paris hilton, here's another one….

karma catching up, now everytime i watch one of those stupid GGW commercials i laugh

A federal judge ruled Thursday that the multimillionaire founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire should be sent to Nevada to face charges there once he finishes serving a jail sentence in Florida.

Joe Francis, 34, should be released from Bay County custody Tuesday after serving a 35-day sentence for contempt of court. Florida prosecutors want Francis to remain in custody for unresolved 2003 criminal charges involving filming minors in sexual situations on Panama City beach.

But Federal Magistrate Judge Larry Bodiford ruled that Francis should first face federal tax evasion charges in Reno, Nev.

Francis makes an estimated $29 million a year from videos of young women in sexually provocative situations.

Smoak ordered Francis jailed during negotiations in a civil lawsuit brought by the women who were underage when they were filmed by his company in 2003.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 11, 2007

unfair!

The LA County SheriffÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s department are changing their tune, saying Paris may not spend all 45 days in jail. Due to sudden overcrowding and state law, her sentence could be reduced to less than half.

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 12, 2007

HAHAHAHAHA! Who's Paris Hilton?

i envy you !!!

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 12, 2007

HAHAHAHAHA! Who's Paris Hilton?

i envy you !!!

Why?