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Ian Jay at 8:14PM, May 9, 2007
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I mean, whether you love her or loathe her, the only true way to stop the media circus and render her powerless to you is ignore her. Change doesn't begin with C; it begins with YOU.
That's what I've been saying all along… :(

Yes, but you didn't encapsulate the concept into a witty aphorism that can be used on an inspirational poster.
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ozoneocean at 8:46PM, May 9, 2007
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So true.

How about this:

"Forget Paris, talk about ME instead!"

Not that catchy, but it'll improve people's lives. (their mundane, less beautiful lives)
 
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Alexis at 11:21PM, May 9, 2007
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Yeah, it's true. Good luck, though. People like to talk about the problems of celebrities. Unfortunatley. It's like gossiping about your neighbors without the risk.
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Wolfer at 3:46AM, May 10, 2007
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I have no ides what she just said. So who am I to judge wether the sentence was fair or not, but I suspect she'll get away from her sentence somehow. Her father will probably bribe some officials or something.
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marine at 9:10AM, May 10, 2007
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I for one support our stupid spoiled whore overlords.
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subcultured at 12:15PM, May 10, 2007
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when she checked her MySpace page after the court hearing, her shock turned to terror: She found death threats posted by inmates at California's Century Regional Detention Facility, where she was ordered to report by June 5. Im very scared right now, Paris tells
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SpANG at 12:20PM, May 10, 2007
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when she checked her MySpace page after the court hearing, her shock turned to terror: She found death threats posted by inmates at California's Century Regional Detention Facility, where she was ordered to report by June 5. Im very scared right now, Paris tells

Haha! The setup begins. Paris will serve no jail time. ;)
“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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Wolfer at 5:15PM, May 10, 2007
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Why do inmates at California's Century Regional Detention Facility get access to teh intertubez?

And what the hell did she do?

And: Sucks to be her.
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Cthulhu at 5:47PM, May 10, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHA! Who's Paris Hilton?
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SpANG at 5:50PM, May 10, 2007
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And: Sucks to be her.

OH, yeah? Hier to the Hilton empire, young, great cars, spoiled rotten. Hmm… Sucks to be her? Yah, I highly doubt that. :)
“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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Wolfer at 1:46AM, May 11, 2007
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Yeah I think so. Spending all her life getting what she want and not getting in trouble. Getting no life experience whatsoever. I think it would be better to be middleclass, have a few friends and get in trouble for doing things you're not allowed to do rather than being super-rich, having lots of people who hang around all the time because you're famous, never getting in trouble and having reporters on one's tail all the time.

She's 26 years old now, but she probably has the emotional growth of a 13 year old.
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ozoneocean at 1:55AM, May 11, 2007
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Hah. Well she's certainly not “upper class”.
Oh yes, she's middle class like everyone else, just richer and dumber than some.
 
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Memmy at 11:42AM, May 11, 2007
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I mean, whether you love her or loathe her, the only true way to stop the media circus and render her powerless to you is ignore her. Change doesn't begin with C; it begins with YOU.

AMEN!
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Tantz_Aerine at 12:25PM, May 11, 2007
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Yay! Let's discuss the latest paint drying techniques then!
 
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Ian Jay at 12:47PM, May 11, 2007
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Which brand do you prefer watching?

Behr is sort of the standard for most people– it gives a brisk, smooth performance that appeals to families– but Glidden is always a little bit more daring and innovative with its drying methods. There's also Sherwin-Williams, which many paint-drying “purists” frequently sing the praises of, but which doesn't really satisfy after thirty, sixty, even ninety minutes of watching. And then there's Dutch Boy, which just comes off as a pathetic joke.
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marine at 2:07PM, May 11, 2007
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Gentlemen, paris is dog ugly, but based on the fact of how rich and powerful she is, I'd not only sleep with her, I would do it on video tape.
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subcultured at 3:45PM, May 11, 2007
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i don't want this to be just paris hilton, here's another one….

karma catching up, now everytime i watch one of those stupid GGW commercials i laugh
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A federal judge ruled Thursday that the multimillionaire founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire should be sent to Nevada to face charges there once he finishes serving a jail sentence in Florida.

Joe Francis, 34, should be released from Bay County custody Tuesday after serving a 35-day sentence for contempt of court. Florida prosecutors want Francis to remain in custody for unresolved 2003 criminal charges involving filming minors in sexual situations on Panama City beach.

But Federal Magistrate Judge Larry Bodiford ruled that Francis should first face federal tax evasion charges in Reno, Nev.

Francis makes an estimated $29 million a year from videos of young women in sexually provocative situations.

Smoak ordered Francis jailed during negotiations in a civil lawsuit brought by the women who were underage when they were filmed by his company in 2003.
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subcultured at 3:50PM, May 11, 2007
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unfair!
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The LA County Sheriff’s department are changing their tune, saying Paris may not spend all 45 days in jail. Due to sudden overcrowding and state law, her sentence could be reduced to less than half.
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lothar at 3:22AM, May 12, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHA! Who's Paris Hilton?

i envy you !!!
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Cthulhu at 4:09PM, May 12, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHA! Who's Paris Hilton?

i envy you !!!

Why?
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