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what would be the best way to advertise my newest comic?
Buying adspace is always good, but the best way in terms of building up a following within the Drunkduck community would be to develop a recognizable personality within the forums. Get your name out there by posting comments on other comics, posting in the forums, or just talking to people about it on other sites, it's all about PR. But again you could also just buy adspace if you have the scratch to do so.
So I'm buying stuff to make sushi today, and I see the most disgusting article on the front of (IIRC) People Magazine. It's Sarah Palin's kid, holding her baby with a caption that says "If more people know the consequences of sex then nobody would be having it. Trust me. Nobody."
YES THEY FUCKING WOULD, YOU STINKIN' WHORE!
It feels good! It feels really really good to have sex. That's like saying "Man if people knew the consequences of shooting junk they wouldnt do it, nobody would" and yet they do know, and they do it anyway because it feels good. You have these fucking stuntmen who jump out of cars for a living, they know they can die. Do it anyway.
I mean yeah, maybe if someone taught your retarded ass that sticking a pee-pee in your vaggoo = BABY then you might not have decided to just start fucking without protection. But I guess no one did, you ended up having a bastard child, and now you have the God damn balls to say everyone is just as dumb as you, and no one would do something that feels good if they knew what YOU know because now look whose a fucking genius when it comes to fucking inercourse!
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LEAVING THE HOUSE AGAIN GOD DAMN
what would be the best way to advertise my newest comic?
Buying adspace is always good, but the best way in terms of building up a following within the Drunkduck community would be to develop a recognizable personality within the forums. Get your name out there by posting comments on other comics, posting in the forums, or just talking to people about it on other sites, it's all about PR. But again you could also just buy adspace if you have the scratch to do so.
So I'm buying stuff to make sushi today, and I see the most disgusting artical on the front of (IIRC) People Magazine. It's Sarah Palin's kid, holding her baby with a caption that says "If more people know the consequences of sex then nobody would be having it. Trust me. Nobody."
YES THEY FUCKING WOULD, YOU STINKIN' WHORE!
It feels good! It feels really really good to have sex. That's like saying "Man if people knew the consequences of shooting junk they wouldnt do it, nobody would" and yet they do know, and they do it anyway because it feels good. You have these fucking stuntmen who jump out of cars for a living, they know they can die. Do it anyway.
I mean yeah, maybe if someone taught your retarded ass that sticking a pee-pee in your vaggoo = BABY then you might not have decided to just start fucking without protection. But I guess no one did, you ended up having a bastard child, and now you have the God damn balls to say everyone is just as dumb as you, and no one would do something that feels good if they knew what YOU know because now look whose a fucking genius when it comes to fucking inercourse!
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LEAVING THE HOUSE AGAIN GOD DAMN
lol i was thinking the same thing when i saw that not necessarily the junkies but you know
lol i was thinking the same thing when i saw that not necessarily the junkies but you know
Yeah the junkies are kind of a stretch, I'll give you that.
Really I have no problem with people being stupid. Like not having an education. I can understand that, not everyone's brain works in a way that they can easily do math, or spell, or pull up historical tidbits.
But these people are just DUMB. These people who break things that go above and beyond common sense, the kind of acts that make me wonder if these ADULTS still wear god damn velcro shoes. The people who dont seem to get that sticking a penis into a vagina without protection (and sometimes even if you do use it, shit breaks yo) that you might have a child. I can get that some people are raised in bubbles (and these people arent even having sex so it's not like it matters) and might not understand, but once you hit adulthood and you still dont know, that just utterly shocks me. And I sure as hell know that if you're the kind of person who has their face on a national magazine that you're not living in a bubble.
And then there are the real pigs, the ones who know what happens, but they do it to cheat the system. They get money from the state every time they poop a kid out, taxes will pay for it. So every nine months out comes ANOTHER kid.
What the hell people. It's the year 2009 and with all the magic of the internet, books, TV, movies, and music, we still cant get the very basics down?! Really?! And again you bubble kids in your gated cult communities I can understand not knowing better. I mean it's not like you have a computer to read this on, but I feel your pain brutha'.
Jesus.
Rats, bats, skinks, geckos, doves, hawks, kookaburras, all sorts of noisy parrots… and so much more. All in my backyard. Fortunately my cat only hunts the rats.
Skull's pic reminds me… i took some pics of the bat he brought in the other day. I'll post them in the pic thread.
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Well, it's tea and crumpet time now. With gingernut biccies!
I know this is belated but I was out of town yesterday:
But yeah the admins don't really seem to care that much.If you read what I posted earlier, I said we have to stumble across things like that, they're easy to miss. I don't go looking for adult comics (especially not on my work computer, even though it's at home) so I would never notice a discrepancy in an A-thumbnailed comic having an M rating because I don't click on A comics.
If you (or anyone) notices something you think the admins should address, you should PQ us and tell us. We're not omniscient and we don't read every comic on DD, so you'd be helping us out, and it's more useful than complaining passive aggressively about something we didn't even know was a problem in a forum thread. Just because someone find something doesn't mean that we have too and ignored it.
Sorry for being grumpy about it, but I do get kind of upset when people seem to have formed these opinions of us and what we do or don't care about without getting all the info. I also think it's weird and doesn't make sense that people like to complain in the forums about stuff admins could take care of, but they never actually tell an admin about it.
Well. I just quit being an RA. My parents won't let me get an apartment, so it is back to the dorms with me. I don't mind too much, but I don't want to be forced into a meal plan again.The only reason you should care about where they think you should live is if they are paying your tuition or something. They sound like jerks anyway.
My aunt and uncle are doing a Europe trip and stopped into London (they thought I lived closer to it than I do). I took yesterday to go down and visit them but the travel was horrible. I had to catch a 6am bus to make my London train, and the bus just didn't show up. Anyway I manage to make it on time, barely, but the train isn't a nice long distance one like Virgin, it's a cold, rickety uncomfortable commuter type… and took 2.5 hours to get to London. (Virgin takes 1.5).
The day with them was good although rainy, and I got a hand-knitted light scarf (yay), but the trip back was bad too. My ticket should have let me take any of the same-service trains back, but what the booking website neglected to tell me was that although it listed half-hour services, all the trains past 9pm were Virgin's (and so half my £65 ticket price was worthless). So, I had to pay another £40 for a last-minute 10pm virgin train going back. And no busses are running at 11:45pm so I had to pay for a taxi home too. >:[
Ugh :[ I have care repairs to pay for next week too.
Expensive trip… -_-
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Oh Skool, don't fool Skull with that act! You know we look at every single comic on the site and reject the ones we don't like. We even try and pass off adult comics as teen rated ones! That's our fave scam ;)
Oh yes, we watch everything you guys do. Everything!
In fact I'm watching right now… Stop that seventy2! You naughty man! What would your wife think?
I'm sick and tired of being, well… sick. My sinuses have been clogged full of concrete for WEEKS, and that crap you can buy in grocery stores doesn't touch it anymore.
Thank GOD CVS still carries full-strength pseudoephedrine HCL tablets. Yes, I had to let them scan my driver's license, yes I had to sign a form swearing that I'm not going to convert it into illegal drugs, and yes I had to sit through a fifteen minute spiel about how the newer replacements for the little red tablets of wonder work JUST as well (they don't)…
But it was all worth it. Now I have my little red pills of happiness… and I can BREATHE again.
>Net
Thank GOD CVS still carries full-strength pseudoephedrine HCL tablets. Yes, I had to let them scan my driver's license, yes I had to sign a form swearing that I'm not going to convert it into illegal drugs, and yes I had to sit through a fifteen minute spiel about how the newer replacements for the little red tablets of wonder work JUST as well (they don't)…HUH????
Just this very afternoon I had to wait about 10 minutes while the bloody chemists went through and took down my details minutely just because I was buying stupid pills with pseudo-whats-a-ma-jig in them. UGH!
It's ridiculous! I don't CARE if people turn them into speed or meths or whatever. I couldn't give a crap. Just don't make ME jump through hoops to buy non-prescription medication to take away the sickening pain in my sinuses.
That really is nannying about, don't you think?
I mean, if you have to provide all this ID just for crappy stuff like sinus medication, then you should at LEAST get something else.
-I expect hardcore porn, booze, and firearms. There weren't any in the boxes though, I checked. I should take them back and complain. >__<
31 pages yesterday. That gives me 208 pages written AND 28 pages ahead of schedule. Also, before bedtime I quickly noted down the chain of events for the next two chapters that wrap up the "adventure" part of the book. So it should go smoothly.
the second part of the book, which is a bit different in tone… well, I'll see how that goes once I start it.
They used to check my ID for everything when picking up the prescriptions. Now all the clerks and pharmacists know the name. My wife is there a lot, so they see the last name and it's "oh, hi Steve, how's Judy?"
So I got friended by someone with the same name on facebook. We're going to form a club of all the people with our name. There are a bunch of us on facebook. It's not exactly a common name. lol!
And the book I want from the library is still out! Damn it. And the new UFO book with all the cool conspiracy crap in it is selling on Amazon for $2,999 used. They just reprinted it so the price should come down. lol! Another seller has it for $19 new. Brightens up my otherwise depressing day.
Just like the guy who sells every out of production model for $40 (two or three times it's original price) when the knowledgeable buyers know where to find it for less than $10. Keeps a smile on my face. Not a thought in my head, but a smile on my face. Brain dead and fancy free!
And I gotta work on the comic.
Thank GOD CVS still carries full-strength pseudoephedrine HCL tablets. Yes, I had to let them scan my driver's license, yes I had to sign a form swearing that I'm not going to convert it into illegal drugs, and yes I had to sit through a fifteen minute spiel about how the newer replacements for the little red tablets of wonder work JUST as well (they don't)…HUH????
Just this very afternoon I had to wait about 10 minutes while the bloody chemists went through and took down my details minutely just because I was buying stupid pills with pseudo-whats-a-ma-jig in them. UGH!
It's ridiculous! I don't CARE if people turn them into speed or meths or whatever. I couldn't give a crap. Just don't make ME jump through hoops to buy non-prescription medication to take away the sickening pain in my sinuses.
That really is nannying about, don't you think?
I mean, if you have to provide all this ID just for crappy stuff like sinus medication, then you should at LEAST get something else.
-I expect hardcore porn, booze, and firearms. There weren't any in the boxes though, I checked. I should take them back and complain. >__<
It really is stupid the degree they've taken it. I mean, if someone was that serious about obtaining a large quantity of it… it wouldn't be TOO difficult to do.
Hmm, that's a good point. Where's MY booze, porn and/or firearms?!? With all that regulation, you're exactly right. Something else should come with it.
The pharmacist's technician that helped me was rather pretty, maybe she comes with it? Wonder how my wife would feel about that… hrm.
>Net
And the book I want from the library is still out! Damn it. And the new UFO book with all the cool conspiracy crap in it is selling on Amazon for $2,999 used. They just reprinted it so the price should come down. lol! Another seller has it for $19 new. Brightens up my otherwise depressing day.There's Amazon Sellers for you :P
The Fountain graphic novel hardcover edition was listed as "new" by three different people couple of months after Amazon sold out of stock. Cover price? I think maybe 30$. Sellers price? 600-800$. Good luck selling that :P
A friend went, looked at it, and bought the softcover for 19$ that was still in stock, heh.
I love hardcovers, but for 600$ I could buy the entire Osamu Tezuka English catalog (without Astroboy which isn't on Amazon, probably out of stock).
That's it exactly!Thank GOD CVS still carries full-strength pseudoephedrine HCL tablets. Yes, I had to let them scan my driver's license, yes I had to sign a form swearing that I'm not going to convert it into illegal drugs, and yes I had to sit through a fifteen minute spiel about how the newer replacements for the little red tablets of wonder work JUST as well (they don't)…HUH????
Just this very afternoon I had to wait about 10 minutes while the bloody chemists went through and took down my details minutely just because I was buying stupid pills with pseudo-whats-a-ma-jig in them. UGH!
It's ridiculous! I don't CARE if people turn them into speed or meths or whatever. I couldn't give a crap. Just don't make ME jump through hoops to buy non-prescription medication to take away the sickening pain in my sinuses.
That really is nannying about, don't you think?
I mean, if you have to provide all this ID just for crappy stuff like sinus medication, then you should at LEAST get something else.
-I expect hardcore porn, booze, and firearms. There weren't any in the boxes though, I checked. I should take them back and complain. >__<
It really is stupid the degree they've taken it. I mean, if someone was that serious about obtaining a large quantity of it… it wouldn't be TOO difficult to do.
Hmm, that's a good point. Where's MY booze, porn and/or firearms?!? With all that regulation, you're exactly right. Something else should come with it.
The pharmacist's technician that helped me was rather pretty, maybe she comes with it? Wonder how my wife would feel about that… hrm.
>Net
Mine had a thick neck, bt her boobs just wanted to BURST outta than shirt…
Seriously, those buttons were straining and I could see her bright red silk bra through the gap.
Hmmmmmm, booobs…
Well. I just quit being an RA. My parents won't let me get an apartment, so it is back to the dorms with me. I don't mind too much, but I don't want to be forced into a meal plan again.The only reason you should care about where they think you should live is if they are paying your tuition or something. They sound like jerks anyway.
They are paying my insurance. If I were to move out of the dorms, my policy would be voided.
So i've found a way to get those mice out without killing them, there's a board behind the washing machine that leads to the area down there, so hopefully the mamma mouse will be in there and i can haul them off. I know they're just common rodents but killing things purposely doesn't sit right with me.
Unless it's spiders.
i'll kill you all
So i've found a way to get those mice out without killing them, there's a board behind the washing machine that leads to the area down there, so hopefully the mamma mouse will be in there and i can haul them off. I know they're just common rodents but killing things purposely doesn't sit right with me.Maybe you could research some non-fatal ways of rodent removal? There's bound to be something out there.
Unless it's spiders.
i'll kill you all
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