No wonder my mom always asks 'what were u doing in there?' in the 'wow you masturbate a lot' tone. -_-
It's kind of a mix between 'oh god were you?' and 'honey, it's perfectly natural'.
I literally lol'd. man. But, uh, I thought you were a girl… ehh… nvm.
I just wrote something bitchy about my old painting-professor-from hell in my comic notes for The Optimist, in hopes that someday she'll google her name and find it.