I'm pissed off. I purposely went out early so I could go out in the afternoon with my dad. Instead, the rest of my family went to the beach while I was out. They just got home. Both the places we were supposed to go close at six(20 minutes ago).
Edit: The picture I'm drawing for my friend's birthday is coming along really well so far, so that's put me in a better mood now.
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Went to Benihana's, was interesting to watch but the food was very very blah. One of the waitresses was insanely cute though, probably #3 cutest i've seen. (i keep this mental storage list of them in ranks)
(i guess that's kinda creepy)
(whatevs)
I got some cool comics today though,
-the last of the dragons
-incal 1-2-3
-life of groo
- a moebius art book
-sinking, hearts and minds, and 'nueromancer'
\^3^/
There's a mushroom growing between the cracks of my driveway. You know, the red kind with white dots, like the kind Mario eats?
It's-a-me! Ma-vav-oh!!!!!
Anyways, I've been thinking about picking it, cleaning it, and putting on a pizza. My friend thinks it's poisonous, but it shouldn't be any worse than a regular mushroom. It just looks too good to pass up.
Jesus shit, I sat down to play some Fallout 3 before starting my work at seven this morning. I just looked at the clock and noticed it was quarter past eight. So hey, an hour and a bit isn't so bad right?
But no. I started at seven on Saturday. It's now Sunday. I have been playing Fallout 3 for an entire day and night, and I never fucking noticed. I think that's. . . twenty five hours? I wasted twenty five hours playing a fucking video game? Holy mother of Jesus shit.
On the other hand, it at least means that Broken Steel is fucking brilliant.
You should post that on FuckMyLife hippie van,
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair.
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me breakfast in bed, told me all the things he loved about me, got down on one knee and pulled out the little blue box I had been hoping for, for so long. He opened the box and there was a note inside that said, "April Fools!" FML
but it shouldn't be any worse than a regular mushroom.
You'll probably only get manslaughter; should be out in a year or two.
Actually, it will probably just make him throw up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria
Well, I finished my 3 pages yesterday and still half of the night ahead of me. Didn't feel like starting the fourth one so I said to myself "yay, I can read comics or watch a movie".
Turned on the movie… and what do I do? Grab the inked pages and start erasing pencils and touching up inks, haha. I'm obsessed it seems. Still, 23 pages drawn in 8 days, that's not bad.
I'm hoping after its done, this thing looks good enough to sell it to people.
I woulda went to your yardsale, but i have driving distance restrictions put on me..it's hard to find yardsales around here that arent just old people stuff who have died, or baby clothes that no longer fit the baby….
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I had a dream, that i'm going to write a script for. this is the most organized non-real life related dream i've ever had
I was at a family reunion. And suddenly I was shown the nuclear holocaust that was to come. It wouldn't be for many many years (maybe even a couple centries) but this reunion was the pinch point. this would make or break it. and this whatever it was that was showing me it, said that i had to make sure it happens.
there were people at this reunion that were going to die, that needed to die, (for whatever reason, the dream wasnt clear on it) and i was to make sure that nothing interfered.. Some of these people aren't related to me in real life, but the dream connected them thru distant cousins and such.
anyways, naturally i didnt want the holocaust to happen, so i was the one who interferred. and then i was sent back to the beginning of my life, and had to relive, with the knowledge of all the past times. till i got this right.
there was more, but i waited too long to write it down. but this oughta be good.
also, my wife had a nightmare, where i was called up to the base, because of an impending nuclear holocaust, and i was doing everything i could, to get her to places that would more than likely not be stricken by nukes.
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Post. Script.
Happy birthday Skullbie!! we're getting you a boob cake over at TDg
I know it's silly, but it still mystifies me when I find I'm friends on Facebook with someone I don't know in the slightest… It's not like I even have big lists of friends or whatever. I must have just added them at one stage because they added me.
Silly passive social networking. -_-
I have a lot of "friends" from highschool on there like that. Funny thing about facebook is, most people never seem to talk to more than the same 6 or 7 people anyway. It's kind of weird. We might have 250 friends listed on there, but we never actually send them messages or anything. The same thing happens on DD in a way. We communicate with a large number on the forums, but I doubt almost any one of us has had regular conversations with more than 10 people outside the forums.
I know it's silly, but it still mystifies me when I find I'm friends on Facebook with someone I don't know in the slightest… It's not like I even have big lists of friends or whatever. I must have just added them at one stage because they added me.Haha. I'm like that on DD. I just add people who add me, on account of I think they'll get their feelings hurt if I don't! But a lot of the folks I talk to the most aren't even my DD "friends". I don't even think your my friend, come to think of it.
Silly passive social networking. -_-
Friending is silly. lol!
I don't get myself. I was doing good with working out earlier this week, and then I just stop. I don't really care, because I'll be able to work out later on this week, it's just the point.
I'm working on Page 2 right now, I'm so lazy. It feels nice to relax though. But I'm about 66% with penciling the page. It's turning out great, but the inking is where it really becomes awesome! With my new kind of inking style, I know it'll work out.
And my friend is finally coming over tonight…at 11. But he said he's bringing pizza and stuff. We were originally supposed to hang out last night, but he couldn't because he had to work today.
So I'm excited.
I'm so tired, and I've got a headache that I haven't been able to quite get rid of all day. I think all the sun I've been getting these past couple days has been a shock to my system, haha.
Oh, and I saw the funniest homeless guy today…he was holding up a cardboard sign which read "UGLY PROSTITUTE need money for botox" :P
Yay. Spent all my yard sale money on my prescription and gasoline. Well, that's not true. I did buy a couple dollars worth of embroidery thread. :mad:
I'm gettin' to the point in packing where there's all this random "trash, or not trash?" stuff, and random items that obviously didn't make it into the more meticulously organized boxes. I've found those boxes are usually the ones that stack in the attic or in the sloset, unopened, until the next time you move, so probably I ought to just start throwin' it away.
so i found some really nice bristol paper, but i fucking hate the art that they have on the cover of the pad.
link
eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuughr
my scanner pick up the blacks darker than strathmore's windpowered smooth bristol, which is what i usually use, but it takes longer for the ink to dry, so i have to be more careful.
and they fit into the scanner, so i don't have to cut parts off and stuff.
Man, and here I was not basing my value system on society's norms of social interaction. Great. Way t' harsh my nonconformity. ;)Friending is silly. lol!True, but I have to add you now :)
PS: I always forget how late the post office opens around here. There's only 2, and they open respectively at 8 am and 9 am. Really? Seems like they oughta be ready to roll at the crack of dawn!
The Australian army (mainly the SAS) wear green ones as head and face coverings while in the desert, whether in Australia or anywhere else.
I prefer the older style stuff…
It ain't fashion you civilian types, it's practical necessity. Arab headdress wwas standard issue for the first SAS guys in WWII.
Face veils were worn by the paras as bandannas and of course dew rags go back to every solider who has every fought in the desert going back to Meggido. In the US Army it's typical to get the first aid arm sling and wear that. I also usually wore a bandanna under my helmet to keep the sweat out of my eyes.
That's my old dew rag around the guy's neck in my gag Pepsi ad.
"Hyena H_ll" Said:
Friending is silly.
True, but I have to add you now
I enjoy making friends so much, I'm going to change my username and start all over again.
it's the same with fat chicks.How come the fat chicks are always smiling and the thin chicks always look so godamn miserable?
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