The weirdest thing just happened to me, i was walking through some grass on the way to class and felt my sandal was all wet inside on the cement. I'm like 'stupid grass' and keep walking, but the sticky wetness seems to be getting bigger with each step, so i finally lean over and stick my finger down there to swipe off the water….and my finger comes up covered in blood.
I guess there was a shard of glass in the grass or something, it's weird i felt nothing at all even when i walked all the way to my class, the cut was wide but not deep i guess. Tons of blood though, it's still kinda oozing out(i don't have any band-aids and dunno where the nurses office is here >_> )
I actually 'failed' that test where they hit your knee with a rubber triangle stick during a physical, my leg wouldn't react at all. Meh i can walk/run fine and she said it wasn't a huge deal. *lies to self and dead-nerve legs*
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Animal control stopped by. Someone complained about my brother's dog. Said they were freaking out that we have a pitbull.
1. Pitbulls are great dogs and are only as mean as you make them.
2. Kids ALWAYS come up to the fence to play with her. The dog cries biting her dinner, thinking she's hurting it.
3. The black pug, Mercedes, is the one who is a bitch to other dogs…Princess could care less.
4. The animal control officer told the person, "That's NOT a pitbull. She's too pink." Well, she is a pit, but she passes as a dalmatian-boxer mix.
I'm pretty sure I know who it was…new bitch in the neighborhood, but now I can't dog sit for my brother since, apparently, doing a "doggy dare care" violates the HOA agreements if the dogs spend more than 24hours or two-broken days at any one location. You can have three of one species of animal and one other, I guess.
Officer was cool as hell, but the person who I think I'm sure it was is a moron. She walked by as her kids ran up and down along the greenbelt playing with the dogs, on the cell phone trying to avoid eye contact…but not helping her kids in anyway if she actually thought two pugs, a toy chihuahua and a pitbull in a pink collar and shirt which states "Yes, I'm the princess@" who dances when you say "Fishing?!" was dangerous…
sigh. i've forgotten how much i love a good nights sleep. while we were in indiana, we were in her parents guest bed. it's really comfortable…if you're one person sleeping alone. it's a full size that lets you sink in. but with my wife and i in the bed, it sank towards the middle making me constantly fight to keep from rolling over. but our bed ( a bed my wife brought into the relationship) it's a queen size firm bed. she won't be able to keep a glass of wine from spilling over, but when i'm sleeping regardless of where she is on the bed, it doesn't sink to the middle. it's good to be back home.
now to go enjoy my run. which i'm not late for, for once.
No one cares about other people's dreams, but mine is short.
It was a dream where I was hanging out around the house and would have been comfortable, but my ex-bf was in the dream. So I said, 'youre not my ex, you're Batman.' My dream was vastly improved. And Batman thinks my house is all right.
Ugh, even on the internet I can't feel awkward in saying hello.
I keep uploading panels and panels of work and its getting views but absolutely no comments, feedback, or criticisms.
I know you shouldn't look at your work as an opportunity to take over the world but, gahh…complaining gets you nowhere.
Plus attempted internships at any comic industry are apparently a huge letdown.
But if life wasn't such a letdown, what would we have to write about?
There has been entirely too much coincidence in my life.Heh, I was re-watching another episode of Nero Wolfe tonight, he had this to say about that subject:
"In a largely random world coincidences are inevitable, but when they occur we must question every one of them!"
I was talking about unwelcome coincidences. ;)
I had been hoping that my moving far away from where he had lived would have taken him out of my life not plop him several blocks away. *gulp* walking distance. And an entirely new group of mutual friends who weren't aware of what a jackass he could be… yet…
But that was twenty years ago. Who knows what he's like now. Though when he shows up on my doorstep asking for a place to sleep lol! (like he used to periodically back in the day)
Impulse buy! After a week of research I decided to get a second A-26 Invader. I just have to do a clear nose version too!
There used to be this great place in California that has any British military collectible for a decent price. Again that was twenty years ago. Three complete WWII uniforms with field gear. You want to accumulate militaria? Become a military model builder and/or artist and the stuff just appears. Research don't you know. You also meet people with closets full of the stuff. I never knew my wife's uncle had examples of all the Waffen SS camouflage, A Nazi police and fire uniform, air raid warden, paratrooper, infantry, navy etc. I now know exactly what color feldgrau and luftbleu were. (as well as all sorts of British colors from my own collections) Nothing beat seeing the real thing and especially walking around in it for a little while. Wool isn't as uncomfortable as everyone thinks, but man does it smell.
Skool lives with Batman o_O
I was talking about unwelcome coincidences. ;)Unwelcome or not, it's a coincidence. There are often reasons for them… The guy has a similar taste in friends maybe? Could be shared experience cause him to eventually choose to live in a similar area?
I dunno.
No random militaria for me. I'd have nowhere to put things if I collected like that. The trousers I wanted where the perfect style for that ****ken hussar outfit those cocks still haven't finished the jackets for. GAH! 31 weeks now. Yes, wool can tend to ponk. Not good high quality modern stuff though… Probably they get rid of all the oils?
Well I finally got my two pairs of leather gloves the other day, got another great Celtic belt buckle (I'll get a belt made for that), and today I got my Royal Flash DVD! YAY! …except in the first scene Malcolm McDowell is wearing the most beautiful and perfect 11th Hussars uniform… T_____T
Skool lives with Batman o_OI wonder if that's the same dream apartment that I dreamed that you, she, and I lived in? huh!?
Ugh, even on the internet I can't feel awkward in saying hello.You can check out the "how to make people read yer comics" thread in the "Tips and Tricks" forum. Lotta helpful suggestions there. And if ya want criticism, you might try posting in the "Hey look what I did" thread. Additionally there ain't nothin' wrong with takin' over the world via yer comic- or at least dreaming such. Plenty of us here do, right? Buck up! Bootstraps!
I keep uploading panels and panels of work and its getting views but absolutely no comments, feedback, or criticisms.
I know you shouldn't look at your work as an opportunity to take over the world but, gahh…complaining gets you nowhere.
Plus attempted internships at any comic industry are apparently a huge letdown.
But if life wasn't such a letdown, what would we have to write about?
Batman.' My dream was vastly improved. And Batman thinks my house is all right.
… I want this power to turn anyone in my dream into Batman.
On a related note, I keep having dreams where my ex-fiancee shows up and starts cuddling on me, and even though it's awkward, I just let it happen for some unknown reason. It's always in the most uncomfortable place possible too, like when I'm chilling with an ex who I'm still on good terms with or at a job interview.
Edit: I just got the BEST illustration assignment ever! We're being assigned to work with communication design seniors to produce editorial illustrations for articles they're putting into magazines which is normally total suckage in my book so far. But I got a senior who is looking for pretty much exactly what I do, stencils, paint and contemporary urban styles. For the first time since the beginning of last year, I actually feel like I'm getting a project I can get into and enjoy. Best part of it, that amuses me the most, is that my senior/art director's nickname is enjoy. It's a sublime coincidence.
All I do is work, drink, and draw. I've recently taken up pool, but that involves drinking, so I don't count it as anything new. And I can't read anymore (damn madicine's to blame). I need a new hobby. I'm sick of it all. And nobody better say I need the Lord in my life! That's the void that drinking fills; it's already spoken for. ;)
Man, the days are just draaaaggging by.
Baby just walked halfway down the stairs on her front paws. That was pretty neat.
I need a new hobby.
People keep telling me that exercise is good for me, and I'm not sure if I believe that one but cycling is pretty fun. My dad actually found his bike in the garbage, so it doesn't really have to cost anything, either.
Fuck you Steam, for forcing to install stuff on my main hard drive. The one that's full. Now I'll have to spend have the night trying to empty enough space.
This is why I hate you.
Edit: and for some reason whenever I move anything, the time inexplicably goes UP instead of down.
Batman.' My dream was vastly improved. And Batman thinks my house is all right.
… I want this power to turn anyone in my dream into Batman.
Same here…
…unless it's a sex dream.
Then that might just be plain uncomfortable.
Or eating lunch with Batman?
Like, with the voice of the guy who played him in Batman Begins/Dark Knight (don't remember his name, too lazy to look it up), he'll be like,
HEY. YOUR SANDWICH. IT LOOKS PRETTY DELICIOUS. WHAT IS IT?
Then you'd say what your having. And he would reply with…
COOL. I'M EATING A TURKEY ONE. IT'S DELICIOUS.
lol.
So I just got back from walking to the gas station to get some milk, and this car full of girls, just like, was whistling at me, saying like, "Hey cutie!" and stuff like that.
and all I did was turn around and smile.
…fffffuuuuuuu.
Wow… woke up from one strange dream.
I was playing Elder Scrolls: Oblivion (like I have been doing the past week or so) and I decided to try out the Dark Brotherhood quests. The Dark Brotherhood (for those who don't know) is a guild of assassins, and the only way to get into that guild is to murder someone. So I did. I stuck an arrow into the back of a beggar. Then I hear a loud sound and find myself being arrested by the police (Real Life… in the dream) for murder and then sentenced to death.
Then I wake up….
I need to stop having wacky dreams like this. I may end up going nuts and being driven up the wall…
And I still can't forget that dream about PETA and their protests against the Pokemon/Digimon monster exploitation in those games…
So i got 3 new books today; A manga with backgrounds that could rival GANTZ called Solanin, Detroit metal city, and insiders guide to making comics(hope it's worth 20$ -_- )
I really love how Viz is doing collected volumes now though, it's like you get 3 for the price of two and it looks nice on my bookshelf. I was going to buy maximum ride since i loved the online version but ran out of money. The art is amazing though, i may just have to try the books.
My friends car ran out of gas half-way up my hill hah, i had to call dad and have him bring a container of it(what do you call those red gas containers with nozzles? …tanks?) Well anyways at least i know dads not mad at me even if he doesn't approve of the gender i'd bump uglies with.
hooray for military!! yay!!
a high ranking enlisted guy just got back from a re-blueing course (that's what we call all "leadership" type courses) and he has truly been reblue'd. he now thinks that the airforce is God's gift to the military, and that the ship isn't being run tight enough.
about 6 months ago, i set up a deal where i could show up late, as long as i was at the gym. it was a long and hard battle. and not once have i abused the privilege in order to sleep in. the days i skipped the gym (2 or 3) i just went in to work on time.
but suddenly that's not enough. i have to pre work each individual day with my supervisor, and then send it to this guy for approval. i got yelled at for being late yesterday.
GRAAAAHHHHH. i never once had any of the problems other people had with the air force. so i reenlisted, and now all of a sudden, everything that people hate is happening.
but i am young. i am low ranking, i will follow my orders regardless.
OMFG featuring comics is hard sometimes. T_T
My list is full of all these perfect little gems, but when I got to read through them start to finish…
BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE, FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER, FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE…
…wtf? >_-
It's like a team of evil clever bastards planted hundreds of seemingly good looking interesting fun comics with a veneer of lovely sane artwork and story on top and a minefield of crazy beneath, just waiting to F-me up.
Thanks. -_-
I feel like shit and can't sleep, i've got classes in the morning to, guess i'm skipping (i can already hear my moms cheese grating voice about it). How the fuck did women deal with periods back in the day? I swear its some recent millennia curse from the aztecs, bastards performed some naked jiggle dance covered in feces and fetuses so the worlds women to give them 7 days of blood and unborn egg child every month. Assholes, you get what you deserve in the 1500's.
I feel like shit and can't sleep, i've got classes in the morning to, guess i'm skipping (i can already hear my moms cheese grating voice about it). How the fuck did women deal with periods back in the day? I swear its some recent millennia curse from the aztecs, bastards performed some naked jiggle dance covered in feces and fetuses so the worlds women to give them 7 days of blood and unborn egg child every month. Assholes, you get what you deserve in the 1500's.
well if ya've got cramps and yer not takin any drugs, then slame some water. seriously man. cramps happen ussually when the body doesnt have enough water get 3 or 4 big glasses and just fuckin slam em.give it a little time, but it'll help. and again, i mean ALAM THAT SHIT DOWN! dont sip every now and then. yeah breath a little bit, but gulp that shit down STAT!
Jesus Christ my entire body hurts and, while not the absolute worst day ever, this one is pretty high up.
It was one of those days, where it seems like God is indeed real and he's decided that today, he is going to make you suffer.
All I had to do was go to university for the day, enrol, and go home. First the train was half an hour late, and this complete moron decided to take her dog on the train with her. It just laid on the floor grunting and wheezing through the entire journey.
Next, it turned out that they're doing renovations at the next station I had to go too. Why is that? Why must there always be at least one station on any journey that's being rebuilt or improved or completely altered until it's not even recognisable as a train station any more? And they put the god damn replacement ticket office in the stupidest fucking place. And then when I finally did find it, there was a huge queue building up because this fucking little old lady was at the only open ticket desk planning the entire course of her trip right there. Is it seriously so fucking hard to PLAN IT OUT BEFORE YOU FUCKING LEAVE?
And then when I finally got there (an hour late) it turned out that I remembered everything except the shit I actually needed. And that half the shit I actually needed didn't actually turn up in the first place. Of course, the university didn't make a mistake (yes they did), it was entirely my fault (no it isn't) that they didn't send the fucking stupid shit arse letter thing. So cue an entire day of running the fuck about and accomplishing precisely fucking nothing.
And I went through all of it while feeling like I was gripping a hot coal between my thighs because I forgot to use that fucking cream the fucking doctor took four fucking weeks to finally fucking give me, the fucking fucker.
OMFG featuring comics is hard sometimes. T_T
My list is full of all these perfect little gems, but when I got to read through them start to finish…
BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE RAEP BOY LOVE, FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER, FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE FURRY SEX SCENE…
…wtf? >_-
It's like a team of evil clever bastards planted hundreds of seemingly good looking interesting fun comics with a veneer of lovely sane artwork and story on top and a minefield of crazy beneath, just waiting to F-me up.
Thanks. -_-
you know, my comic is in need of some featuring and maybe I can help you out in your quest for a feature comic *hinthint* ;)
I've found like, five comics I'd feature (had I the power) in the past couple weeks. Of course, they're all… dum. dum. DUM. …black and white. ;) But no furry boy rape stuff.
In other news… nevermind. I don't feel like bringing myself (even more) down by ranting about it.
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