Thread "The 2009 Rant, Vent, and Share thread" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

I'm kinda down that Patrick Swayze died today of pancreatic cancer. Seems like they're all dropping off like flies this year…

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

I learn self-hypnosis pretty fast.

Just awhile ago I was able to put myself deep enough that I was able to self-induce a hallucination (In my case, I was able to smell something that isnt there). I'm not yet at the point where I get to see things that aren't there or fail to see things that are really there.

Its a fun experience. If you can hypnotize yourself, you don't need drugs to get high. lol!

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

I'm kinda down that Patrick Swayze died today of pancreatic cancer. Seems like they're all dropping off like flies this year…

I agree, so many celebrity deaths this year…I love Patrick Swayze x.x!

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

I learn self-hypnosis pretty fast.

Maybe you can use it to find the part of you that isn't a screw up.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

I learn self-hypnosis pretty fast.

Maybe you can use it to find the part of you that isn't a screw up.

… my subconscious mind rejects the suggestion that I'm a screw up. :)

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

Well i had a really nice day, seems like old wounds didn't mean much and we went back into our regular routine. It was kinda nice since, i gave him this jokey friendship bracelet in high school and tied it around his car mirror, and he didn't take it off…made me a little <:0 gah. Inglourios basterd was…. ummm..different. I think i'm going to call nazi's natsi's from now on lol.

On another crappy note I'm not sure how my dad feels about my being gay. -_- Mom and i were talking about it while he was asleep(he sleeps through chainsaws and shit) and i asked 'think he'd even give a shit?' and he loudly said 'i give a shit about everything.' *awkward silence*
Apparently mom has talked to him about it before and he didn't say anything, but he didn't change the way he acted around me i guess.

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

Girl I work with bought me cookies. Time to enjoy them with some tea, hell yeah!

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

Ok I have a problem. A pretty big problem. Something seemed utterly amiss to me while reading a thread on SA. It all started with this photo of my future wife, Lady GaGa:

Now, being the GaGa fan that I am, my vision was focused rightfully so on her crotch. But as anyone can tell, something is very very wrong with her groin. While chatting to Tater, this came up (NSFW)

TaterSalad (1:11:29 AM): say hello
TaterSalad (1:11:31 AM): TO CAPTAIN WINKY
TaterSalad (1:11:32 AM): http://img.waffleimages.com/be9d702555a8cdd6e7c14a4c524f7dc86ebf96e5/gagaspenis.gif#via=salr
HeyMrWeatherby (1:11:45 AM): wai twhat
HeyMrWeatherby (1:11:52 AM): what is this

Well I suppose there isnt any doubt now: I'm gay. vOv

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

From that lower bump it sorta looks like she's doing that trap thing where they push the testes inside the abdomen and then:(NSFW, disturbing, etc)
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/927/1250612397468.jpg
I unwillingly found this out because of a manga -_-

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

http://i28.tinypic.com/2efic6o.jpg

I'm sitting in the dark watching all her videos and wondering where my life went wrong.

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 14, 2009

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/927/1250612397468.jpg

This picture is throughly disturbing. *shudders*
What sort of manga led you to this skull?

Posted at 12:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

UB, I hope you find your dog!! D:

in other news, check out my awesome web design…

http://www.rainbootcomics.com

yeah!

Most awesome web design I have ever seen in my life! o_O

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Lady Gaga-
Some of you little whippersnapers might not remember this *wheeze, gasp, cough, cough* but there was a time when women didn't wax or shave their pubes. *wheeze wheeze*
That meant that when fabric was stretched hard against their groins… well the hair has to go somewhere.

Jeebus, what a bunch of babies.

Posted at 1:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

All day/night I've been forcing myself to sleep even though I wasn't (am not) tired. Meant fer some pretty weird, vivid dreams, including a really sad one about my ex. Grrr.

I don't know if I should try to go back to bed after that, or just say t' hell with it, put on some coffee and start workin' on the comic.

Posted at 1:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

Isn't Lady Gaga that guy that did that really disgusting thing that pretty much ruined the VMAs?

Oh, yeah. That was Kanye West. Kanye West does not care about white people. BLING BLING!!! Yeah I went there because I got cool style. If you'd like to buy my books on tape, call the number below. Call in the next five minutes to get Bligablan with your purchase. Bligablan: It does the stuff that the other stuff can't do enough of! Money orders, CODs, and traveler's checks are not accepted.

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Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

http://i28.tinypic.com/2efic6o.jpg

I'm sitting in the dark watching all her videos and wondering where my life went wrong.

It's not all bad…

Its not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven't talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
- L8d Gaga <3>

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

Yes. I have both male and female genitalia

Well I suppose there isnt any doubt now: I'm gay. vOv

Lefarce, do you know what this means? It means you're not gay after all.

Although I now see that the name Lady gaga is a little ironic.

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

http://i28.tinypic.com/2efic6o.jpg

I'm sitting in the dark watching all her videos and wondering where my life went wrong.

It's not all bad…

Its not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven't talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
- L8d Gaga <3>

Is that for real? I guess I'm not too in tune with pop culture. Maybe now I've got a reason to like her. God knows her music don't do it for me.

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

Is that for real? I guess I'm not too in tune with pop culture. Maybe now I've got a reason to like her. God knows her music don't do it for me.

No, it's not true. -_-
It's the typical internet bullcrap.

Her music is dull and so is she.

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

Is that for real? I guess I'm not too in tune with pop culture. Maybe now I've got a reason to like her. God knows her music don't do it for me.
No, it's not true. -_-
It's the typical internet bullcrap.

Her music is dull and so is she.

Figures.

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

Is that for real? I guess I'm not too in tune with pop culture. Maybe now I've got a reason to like her. God knows her music don't do it for me.
No, it's not true. -_-
It's the typical internet bullcrap.

Her music is dull and so is she.

Everything in the world is so interesting that even Lady Gaga is considered dull.

Talk about that old Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times"

A someone who kept turning up like a bad penny in my teens and twenties has just friended me on facebook. He vanished when I was senior in HS. Three years later I get an apartment in New Brunswick and there he is living three blocks away and he is friends with my housemates all of whom I had met after he disappeared. There has been entirely too much coincidence in my life.

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

I would hardly call a shemale who parades around in a suit made out of Kermit the Frog dolls and giant metal saturn rings floating around her face dull, but ok Ozone you keep frying shrimp on the barbie and wrestling crocs while I cram some dicks down my throat.

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

There has been entirely too much coincidence in my life.

Heh, I was re-watching another episode of Nero Wolfe tonight, he had this to say about that subject:
"In a largely random world coincidences are inevitable, but when they occur we must question every one of them!"

shemale

She says that accusation offends her vagina. :(

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

Why did I get up at three in the morning? Blech. I'm-a try to get a nap in before work, but I'm not very good at naps. Usually I can conk out for about a half hour, tops.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

EDIT:

ahahahaha jesus

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 15, 2009

Just got back from the pound. Sallie's not there. I was glad to see a lot of empty cages, because they probably don't have a high kill ratio. (A crowded pound is a bad sign.) Seeing the dogs made me miss having one around, though. :( And I'm not allowed to have a dog. If it was Sallie, I could because I made a commitment to keep her until I find her a new home, but I wouldn't be allowed to adopt one. Sigh.