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Some dreams a fun. :)
I just had a dream where I was part of some special government investigation team who were investigating fraud on Wall street. We'd convinced a big bank we had to get somewhere pretty fast so they let us a helicopter. We had to share it though because some of their clients had already been using it- a three person pop group. the pop group didn't want to look like they were being extravagant and wasting people's money so the band leader pretended he was a important marine biologist/archaeologist involved in special meetings at the bank and his two band mates were his bodyguards. My team found this very funny but played along anyway.

It was especially funny because part of our investigation was at bank investor's house where they where giving a private performance. We hung around there embarrassing them.

Dreams a great and so are short naps after work when you're too tired…

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Speaking of dreams… I had a dream last night that I got a job. I was teaching art to kids; I don't prefer kids, but I prefer it over not teaching. Bleh. Of course there was the also creepy and completely insane stuff that normally populates my dreams. But I dunno; maybe it's a good omen. :)

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so work paid me the incorrect amount…they scheduled me a payment…and i couldnt undue the payment, i had to wait for it to go thru, then i can tell them what i really get, and they can adjust accordingly…jerks…

just in case you're wondering….IT'S OVER 9000

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If there's a nuclear holocaust in my lifetime, I want to be the first to ride the bomb. I mean, if we all know we're gonna die, everybody's going to want to ride the bomb. But I want to be first.

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man, i'm gettin spring fever, BIG TIME. there's been snow on the ground for a while now and it's still a lot colder outside then it looks despite the fact the sun's been out. i'm watching Dog the bounty Hunter on tv and everywhere they're at, it's fuckin gorgeous out. and man im hankerin for spring time, MAJORLY. ussually, yeah i want spring to come, but winter wont bug me so much, but i'm CRAVING spring. i want wet hot cement on the sidewalks outside, i wanna see people running around, i wanna see fuckin fairs and bands come out hell, the light outside even seems to be different, everything is just sensed differently and i'm fuckin ACHIN for it!

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Uhg. I just paid for a $3 pen in… pennies. Yes, it's come to that. x_X

Pit Face: Dude, I feel ya. I'm so sick of the cold.

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heyena,man…..i'll meet ya in Hawaii.

let's go build a grass hut on the friggin beach and that'll be that….

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It's a plan. We can make a living drawing caricatures of tourists, cheatin' folks at 3 Card Monty, and spray painting ourselves gold and standing on milk crates.*

(*Disclaimer: I don't actually know that they do these things in Hawaii.)

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haha, if they don't yet they will when we get there!haha! [signals the cabana boy to get my another drink]

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I just pulled a huge splinter out of the back of my leg. It looks like a piece of the aspen shavings I use for my rats. Weird, considering I wear long pants 23 1/2 hours a day (minus a half hour for showering and changing clothes). Ugh. I was wondering why my leg felt funny.

Spent all morning applying for jobs again, though none as cool as the interview I bombed last week. Oh well. Beggars can't be choosers, especially when beggars can't find a penny anywhere.

At least I'll be getting a tax refund for my minimum wage gig last year. When you get paid next to nothing and the federal government takes a good part of your nothing, at least they have the decency to give it back.

An unrelated rant: My weight has plateaued again. It has happened a couple times already, so I'm used to the phenomenon, but it's still kind of a bummer. I know eventually It'll resume "dropping," but at the moment I have to be patient and trust that I'm still doing the right stuff. Silly physiology…

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so work paid me the incorrect amount…they scheduled me a payment…and i couldnt undue the payment, i had to wait for it to go thru, then i can tell them what i really get, and they can adjust accordingly…jerks…

just in case you're wondering….IT'S OVER 9000

hooly shit! good luck with it man.

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Some retard pulled the fire alarm today for the third time this year. It was 20 below and windy. And there's this ridiculous rule that we're not allowed to bring jackets to class, so we all had to stand outside in t-shirts or, at the most, a sweater, until the firefighters checked the place out to make sure it was safe.

Also, my muscles are really sore. We're doing "heart fitness" in gym class, so I ran for like a straight hour and then in the evening I went to play badminton for another hour. I was planning on taking it easy at badminton, but I was playing against this guy and he was all cocky, "I'm gonna beat you!" and I couldn't let that happen.

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I keep saying I'm going to get more work done and spend more time offline doing personal projects in my free time so I can actually start making money instead of just selling a piece when I need to, but every time I get home I get distracted by friends, tv or the internet. I can't exactly move out at the moment and I'm getting tired of all my usual music which is how I normally block the world out.

Anyone got some other ways to block things out or maybe some interesting / eccentric / catchy-upbeat music I could try out? Anything other than the typical American stuff works for me. Too bad it's difficult to find.

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haha!man, i remember there was this dude at the factory i worked at who did the same thing. wasnt the middle of winter, but it was cold and it was 3rd shift so it was the middle of the night. the factory was slapped with a big fine for a false alarm [i've never seen such pissed looking firemen in my life!]and the dude was found and promptly fired. i heard he was laughin aobut it like a goon though.hahaha! we all had to stand outside and the whole bit. though i've seen worse alarms.

when i was a junior or senior in wisconsin the high school i was at got a few bomb threats and in one of em,get this, the einsteins locked us IN the school!all of us, in the cafeteria. the thing just ended up being some moldy orange this kid had sitting in his locker for a long time but holly shit, they LOCKED US IN!!!

and get this, you'll love why….to make sure no one ditched. they'd rather we were all blown to high hell then have a few people run off while we were waiting SAFELY outside.FUCK YOU.

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I am fucking sick of this. The pen tool in Flash is a tool of Satan, my internet is still a piece of crap after all this time, and my new graphics card FINALLY turned up and it's not the one I ordered. It's actually a bit more expensive and better than the one I wanted, but it won't fit because part of it is just a couple of millimetres too long. It's not an important bit though, so I'm wondering if I could get away with simply hacking said bit off.

Some retard pulled the fire alarm today for the third time this year.

Oh the third time this year? My heart weeps for your plight.

Yeah, sorry for the sarcasm, but some drunken cretin went and pulled the fire alarm here several times in one week, usually between two and four in the morning. The best thing? If no one owns up to pulling it, we all have to pay part of the fine.

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just in case you're wondering….IT'S OVER 9000


that part was a joke….i have no idea why i find it funny…i'm thinking, this is the most retarded thing i've ever seen yet….i cant stop laughing….

also, it'll be a week before they fix the problem….i hate having money that i cant spend…i have to wait for it all to be gone, so i can make sure they dont overdraw….

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Anyone got some other ways to block things out or maybe some interesting / eccentric / catchy-upbeat music I could try out? Anything other than the typical American stuff works for me. Too bad it's difficult to find.

I could make ya a mix c.d. (or tape) if ya want. I'm all about the music exchange.

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Some retard pulled the fire alarm today for the third time this year.

Oh the third time this year? My heart weeps for your plight.

Yeah, sorry for the sarcasm, but some drunken cretin went and pulled the fire alarm here several times in one week, usually between two and four in the morning. The best thing? If no one owns up to pulling it, we all have to pay part of the fine.

Oh, that sucks. We don't have to pay a fine because it's at school…I still say it's pretty crappy, though, seeing as it's likely we could get hypothermia or frostbite standing outside for long in that kind of weather. And it's a fair-sized school, it takes a while for the firefighters to check it out.

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It appears I'm back at writing, woohoo. I've been digging through and expanding notes on three of my projects, one of which is actually being scripted at this very moment (and by this very moment I mean five minutes before I started to type in this post).

AND IT FEELS GREAT!

On the other hand, being broke is NOT great.

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I woke up today and was really cold (last night I only slept in one layer of clothes) and haven't been able to get warm, no matter how many clothes I pile on. It's like the cold got underneath my skin and into my bones, or something. It's making it really difficult for me to get work done- I feel like I've got to get up and move around about every fifteen minutes or so!

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Why the fuck do certain people have to interject Christianity into every little thing. We were reading a short story "the red convertible" which the underlying theme was blatantly "native american culture vs. changing american culture' and has tons of imagery for becoming one with nature and the teachers like "see he's laying like christ! he's going to sacrifice himself with the last supper!"

Yeah the native american author who grew up on a reservation and still lives on one is going to pump this story full of christian themes. No. He layed that way because he was content with nature, the theme that was being smashed into your face since the first paragraph, goddamnit, glabllrrhs jglarrrggsgs glatblsnarf

glarrggh


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Why the fuck do certain people have to interject Christianity into every little thing. We were reading a short story "the red convertible" which the underlying theme was blatantly "native american culture vs. changing american culture' and has tons of imagery for becoming one with nature and the teachers like "see he's laying like christ! he's going to sacrifice himself with the last supper!"

Yeah the native american author who grew up on a reservation and still lives on one is going to pump this story full of christian themes. No. He layed that way because he was content with nature, the theme that was being smashed into your face since the first paragraph, goddamnit, glabllrrhs jglarrrggsgs glatblsnarf

glarrggh

you see, Skullbie's reaction has reflections of when Christ ran the market people selling wares out of the temple using a piece of leather strapping hitting them and yelling at them as he went. Just as Christ said they don't belong, so does Skullbie. Such a great allusion.

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I am totally exhausted. I am teaching a new course and I have been preparing lessons for it every single day. On one hand it works well for the kids…short assignments are good because I am trying to get them to buy into the idea that if they do their work, then they can pass the course…

On the other hand, it's killing me. Every day I wake up early to go to work…I come home…and I do more work. Yesterday I fell asleep sitting up in front of the computer. Then I fell asleep when someone called me on the phone. Now I'm tired again.

Zzzz…

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Why the fuck do certain people have to interject Christianity into every little thing. We were reading a short story "the red convertible" which the underlying theme was blatantly "native american culture vs. changing american culture' and has tons of imagery for becoming one with nature and the teachers like "see he's laying like christ! he's going to sacrifice himself with the last supper!"

Yeah the native american author who grew up on a reservation and still lives on one is going to pump this story full of christian themes. No. He layed that way because he was content with nature, the theme that was being smashed into your face since the first paragraph, goddamnit, glabllrrhs jglarrrggsgs glatblsnarf

glarrggh

I think what you need to do in that situation is ask yourself "What would Jesus do?"

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Why does my inbox say (-1)? huh!?

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