Thread "The 2009 Rant, Vent, and Share thread" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

When did Lindsay Lohan go gay? I missed this.

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

I hope lindsey gets an actually hot girlfriend now that she and smugmug have broken up…

Who are those people and why do you care?

A brilliant deduction upon your part my dear friend Oz. But for one small detail. The post times clearly show I could not have been staring at that digitally-altered milk-loving Russian vixen prior to posting in this thread!

This would be the part where I light up my pipe and take a thoughtful puff if I had one.

Perhaps…
If I knew you existed in a simple linear time stream! But I know you better. Far beter ;)

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

Drats! Foiled again! How could you know about my ability to alter the forum's time space continuum?!

Posted at 2:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

When did Lindsay Lohan go gay? I missed this.

Since 2007 apparently

Who are those people and why do you care?

I ask myself this everytime i'm magically drawn to gossip about them. They're like if anna nicole smith and paris hilton had a lesbian baby together.

Here's a typical tabloid for her:

Posted at 2:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

When did Lindsay Lohan go gay? I missed this.
Since 2007 apparently

edit: Eh, that was mean of me.

This is news to me. It explains why guys stopped caring about her though.

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

Here's a typical tabloid for her:

ew…

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

I hope lindsey gets an actually hot girlfriend now that she and smugmug have broken up…

ugh.

Omg, my English teacher was dating Lindsay Lohan D:>

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

Oh, Lilo's single again, is she? Word? Well. I'm pretty sure she'll be callin' me up today, then. In fact, if I were you, I'd probably just go ahead and count on it. Yup, all those voodoo love spells are finally payin' off. >:)

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

Lindsey used to be hawt.
then she began to make poor decisions…
like not eating and dating DJ Scratch n Sniff.
I don't think she can recover.

So what is up with My Thingie, again?

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

Lindsey used to be hawt.
then she began to make poor decisions…
like not eating and dating DJ Scratch n Sniff.
I don't think she can recover.

So what is up with My Thingie, again?

a.) That's precisely why I have the advantage, here. I mean, c'mon- you think I'd stand a chance with "emotionally stable, clean livin', and morally wholesome" Lilo? No. No I wouldn't. Besides- rock bottom and desperate is the way I like 'em. ( I think this warrants yet another >:) emote.)

b.) No one knows.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

What is up with My Thingie is that it's an autobiographical comic and those are shite, and it's called My Thingie. What was he thinking?

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

The urge to make tasteless jokes about the phrase "what is up with my thingie?" is almost irresistible, by the way.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

When I was reading "My Thingie" I definitely felt like I was missing something…looks like I'm not the only one though. It's so…so…pink. I think colours, like everything else, are best used in moderation.

I have pins & needles. :(

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

Well I still don't know which of those women is this Lindsey person…
…and I don't think I want to.

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

Well I still don't know which of those women is this Lindsey person…
…and I don't think I want to.

Oh, you want to know. You just don't want to want to know. That's the crux of tabloid attraction.

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

The urge to make tasteless jokes about the phrase "what is up with my thingie?" is almost irresistible, by the way.

Well, I was going to point out that Midge is ancient and having his prostate going south, but now that you've acknowledged the urge to make such a statement it's been killed. :(

Well I still don't know which of those women is this Lindsey person…
…and I don't think I want to.

She's the one who looks like an emaciated horse.

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

I can honestly say I've never liked Lindsey Lohan. I'm not sure why.
Anyway, so I pretty much got no sleep last night. I stayed up until about 3 AM, and worked out at 1 AM.

Played Halo 3, which was actually decent.
And um. Yeah.

OH! Yesterday, I got a new notebook for the anatomy and perspective stuff :]
And I think I learned how to play the 2nd level of Battletoads in Battlemaniacs on my guitar!
Because I actually like that game, unlike the first one. Super Battletoads was good too. Pretty much, it inspired my comic (to become better).

Now, if only I could play more of David Wise's stuff. David Wise composed the soundtracks for Battletoads, and Donkey Kong Country 2 (more probably, but those are the only ones I care about)

I have yet to actually sit down, and try to learn a tab from DKC2. Because it's all probably so horribly complicated my head will implode, and my body would sit there and draw, without a head.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

Oh, you want to know. You just don't want to want to know. That's the crux of tabloid attraction.

Fortunately not. Phew… I've isolated myself so long from that aspect of pop-culture that the tabloid psiren song doesn't stir me. :)
I do see what you mean though and your illustrate the paradigm perfectly!

She's the one who looks like an emaciated horse.

um… both?
So she's her own twin? …slefcest.
——-
That's enough, if I cary this on any more I'll inadvertently learn something.
Keep your dirty stinkin' celebs to yourselves! :gem:

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

I wish celebs would keep themselves to themselves.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

i dont work out for my sexy body benifits. although it is an awesome side effect. (affect? ianno)

things are going great, the mile swim was good, although i didnt meet my goal. the more i read about PJ and how hard it is, the more i wanna do it. maybe i just like the suck? or maybe i have some subconscious thing to prove. i dont know, but i want to do it to help people.

i'm about to go out to eat, and then to watch dragonball evolution. just so i can complain about how horrible it is.

in fact i just remembered that i had a dream about being a PJ and dragonball last night.

alls i remember is freeza coming out of his spaceship in his little hover chair…only he was looking really old. and that it was part of a movie or something.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

I just found a great comic to feature for monday and anyone who doesn't like it is a poo head. :]

I have just enough time to ink a couple of pages before CSI:NY!

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

I just found a great comic to feature for monday and anyone who doesn't like it is a poo head. :]

I have just enough time to ink a couple of pages before CSI:NY!

I'm sure it is ten kinds of awesome. :)

Man, I was feeling… really off for most of today. Then I realised I'd forgotten to take my medicine. Feel like a complete idiot, but at least now it's kicked in and I can get some work done.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

I got one of my friends hooked on webcomics! Ha, now he's all frustrated though because he's reading them instead of studying for exams. :)

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

I just found a great comic to feature for monday and anyone who doesn't like it is a poo head. :]

Can I lie to myself and pretend that it is mine until we find out what it is?

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

I just explained to my 8 or 9 year-old cousin that I haven't seen in like, 4 or 5 years how I draw my comic.
It's kind of cute. She wants to work for Gamefreak, and design Pokemon games and stuff. She's actually really hardcore into it.

I don't think she understood any of what I said.
So maybe I'll make a tutorial or something, so it's easier to understand XD