Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 7, 2010

Throw it at secret service.

The walruses in the Walmart parking lot are boycotting Canned fish.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 7, 2010

Snipe 'em all from the roof of Walmart!

There's nothing on TV!

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 7, 2010

Break the glass and stick your head in.

I can't get any money.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 7, 2010

Rob a hobo, they must be loaded without having rent to pay.

I lost my nuke.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 7, 2010

Use smallpox. It can kill just as many people and the shock-value caused by the symptoms is way more entertaining than instant vaporization or radiation poisoning.

I listened to a song once and now it's been playing in my head nonstop for the past five days.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 8, 2010

Put a hole in your head to let it out.

Someone taped educational films over all my porn.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 8, 2010

Pay teachers to star in your home made porn.

A box of kittens is now holding up the bank.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 8, 2010

Help em out. I'm sure they might be having trouble.

My neighbor canceled his newspaper subscription so I can't steal his paper anymore.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 8, 2010

Ger and beat the piss out of him. Violence solves everything.

Said Neighbor's wife called the cops

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

(That's not even your problem!) Help me beat the cops senseless!

There's chocolate in the road! Help!

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

(Its my problem for giving the bad advice, shit travels in a chain)

Do a spin out in the choclate.

Theres an army of nuns armed to the teeth outside.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

Throw holy water at them. Pretty sure thats what kills them.

My spleen is bleeding.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

Stab it repeatedly

Zeph suggested to kill me

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

Kill Zeph.

I just found out I'm racist.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 9, 2010

Wear a KKK outfit to school.

You beat me to that post! I was actually typing kill Zeph as my advice! I entered it and found that you were seconds ahead of me! Had to delete it! What do you have to say for yourself?

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 9, 2010

Start posting "kill Zeph" on every thread constantly so I can never beat you to it agan. As for what I have to say for myself: "Suck it."

I'm only a week in and already have 7 papers to write this semester.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 9, 2010

Get killed by Zeph.

I'm out of bullets.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 9, 2010

Use your teeth.

My cousin is annoying me.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 9, 2010

Shove his head in gasoline, remove, toss him in a spirally fashion, flick match, and KABOOOM! Or a more humane alternative. Throw meat at him, and have dogs chase him.

I'm getting a headache.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 9, 2010

Have your head removed.

Now I have a headache!

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 13, 2010

Listen to a high pitched sound for for several hours.

I keep doing nice things for people lately :(

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 13, 2010

Do nothing but be mean for the rest of your life.

There's a tornado picking up my house.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 13, 2010

Grab the dog and the slippers and RUN. STRAIGHT INTO IT.

My stomach is fat, but not anything else.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 13, 2010

In home plastic surgery. With a spork;D

My cat refuses to stop walking on my keyboard.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 13, 2010

Sell it to a glue factory.

World of Warcraft keeps stealing people's souls.