Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 13, 2010

you live in america don't cha? (even if you don't move there and…) Sue em for all they got:D

I lost my grandma. Do you know where i put her?

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 14, 2010

Check in Carrot Top's hair. Or Gene Shalit's mustache.

Roger Rabbit is staying at my house.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 14, 2010

Give 'im three carrots and a picture frame in exchange for his wife. C:

I've got no water. How can I make ice? D:

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 14, 2010

Use bleach.

I've been bitten by a vampire.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 14, 2010

Go stand out in the sun. If you sparkle, rejoice. You have enough jailbait to last you a life time. If you don't you have solved the problem:D

I just got engaged to a 40 yr old indian man

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 16, 2010

Make racial remarks until he leaves you.

I have been playing Metroid Prime 3 for 5 hours straight without saving. I am not near a savepoint and I have to leave. What should I do?

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 16, 2010

Give the game away.

I'm in too serious of a mood.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 16, 2010

Kill someone close to you.

Nobody likes my awesome avatar!

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 21, 2010

Get an avatar of George W. Bush.

I'm completely stressed-out and think I'm about to have a breakdown.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 21, 2010

Tell me about your problems.

I just got a part in a Pokemon Fan dubb but my voice sucks bad.(True)

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 21, 2010

Get Steven Hawking as a voice coach.

People assume I'm being sarcastic, even the 5% of the time that I'm not.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 22, 2010

Fill up that other 5% with sarcasm.

I took voicing lessons from Stephen Hawking.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 22, 2010

Kepp following my advice.

It started snowing again :(

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 22, 2010

Go pick up the snow and save it to sell during the summer.

I am filled with anger.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 22, 2010

Go outside with a blow dryer and melt it all.

I've got a dirty little secret. I've been sweeping dirt under my rug for years. Now it's two feet high. How do I keep people from noticing?

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 22, 2010

Sans- puch someone in the face
Matt- punch them in the face

I solve all of my problems by punching people in the face.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 22, 2010

Take some of my dirt and throw it in their face instead.

My New Years resolution was to lick every window I see this year. Ive caught the flu five times so far.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 22, 2010

switch to toilet seats

I keep putting off working on my research paper.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 22, 2010

What have you got so far? Rip it up! School's for nerds.

My henchmen seem to be losing their loyalty to me.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 26, 2010

Make an example of one of them. Nothing says "obey me!" like a head on a pike.

I've been in grad school for only two weeks and it's already consuming my life!

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 26, 2010

Quit school, run away and become a hobo.

Everybody keeps finding my hidden mountain stronghold. I can't carry out my evil plans if my enemy keeps finding my base!

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 29, 2010

Blow it up and build a new one next to the beach, Nobody goes to the beach.

The leprichauns keep demanding their gold back, its starting to get annoying.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 30, 2010

Give it back. Leprechaun gold isn't valid anyways.

There's a zombie outbreak and I'm missing it!

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 30, 2010

Run into the frey naked, thats bound to get a few undead heards turned.

Theres gum stuck to the remote.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 30, 2010

Stick it to the ceiling!

My internet at home isn't working anymore! I think that guy next door didn't pay his bill!