The bad advice GAME!!!!

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Do things a villain might do.

My fan won't work.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Chew on the power cord when you plug it in.


My boss overpaid me this paycheck.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Beat him with a stick to make sure it happens again.

That kid stole my comic!

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Rip off his shirt and throw him into that abyss of darkness.

I can't remember how to draw female anatomy.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Go find a girl and rip off her clothes to study.

I'm out of mountain dew.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Go to the convenient store and get more. Use the daily five-fingered discount.

I lost my cell phone!

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Well the most important thing to do is to run around in circles screaming wildly.

I can't remember how to draw a couple making out.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Force two random people to make out in your basement.

There's a hole in my shoe.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Use a srewdriver and a hammer to make a matching hole in your other shoe but make sure you have your foot in it to keep it firm

I have a knife in my forehead

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Put another knife in your forehead. Two knives are better than one.

I'm choking on a penny.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Just swallow a few thumb tacks and you'll be good as new.

I can't remember how to draw sududctive clothing.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Bring women to your house and force them to model with their seductive clothes. To make sure they pose right, touch them in different places.

I fell down the stairs.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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The next time you walk down stairs make sure that you are blind folded and have the stair case covered in grease.

I can't remeber how to draw female clothing.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Buy female clothes while telling everyone your a pervert. They'll understand your motives.

I ran out of tape.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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(Rusty is beginning to think that zgenstru is actually following all of angel's advice)

Use honey

My Lava lamp is just too damn amazing.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Throw it against the wall. It'll look better on the floor.

My head hurts.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Bang on your head with a hammer. Hammers fix everything.

i just stabbed someone with a knife! Nine times!!

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Stab them again. Ten stabs are better than nine.

My house is on fire!

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Well then you make with the guy who set it on fire and jump out a window.

I'm still bored.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Put your genitals on fire. You'll get a kick out of that.

I don't know which game to buy.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Buy E.T for the Atari. Best game ever.

Im to lazy to make a comic!

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Go to a club and seduce the hottest chick there

Alcohol makes me throw up.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Then put your puke in the alcohol.

Someone in my class has a crush on me.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Then crush them too! Mallets work best for those situations.

Someone kissed me after school.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Then you just throw him out the window into that garbage truck.

There's a beautiful female Ninja in my living room.