Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 24, 2010

Stalk him. That'll get his attention.

I think I'm addicted to prescription anti-anxiety meds.

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 24, 2010

Stop taking them cold-turkey. That should fix it.

I just lost the game. (and so did everyone who saw this post)

The Game Website

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 25, 2010

Try again!

I lost the game too…

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 25, 2010

Take cyanide. Dead people can't think, therefore they always win.

The FBI has caught onto my murderous ways.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 25, 2010

Give yourself in, then rule the prison, while murdering the other prisoners daily.

I just killed a murderous red-haired dude, should I collect the bounty for him? Or give the body back to his grieving mistress?

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 25, 2010

You should put him in a dress and put makeup on him. Leave him in a chair on his mistress' front doorstep and knock on the door and run.

I lost the game again…

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 25, 2010

play another game, preferably involving:
A dead red haired dude in a dress, a cat with a dogchain, butt dribbles, Mettaur, Cyanide, running, tangerines, Same, The fonz, assmilk, Wallmart, a bucket of green paint, communists, molepeople, drunk ducks, two and a half men, comic books, four squares, running, No one is reading this entire list are they?, No Heroes, Zeph, badass unicorns, cornbread, rokulily, Rad roaches, Bert, Ernie, Cookiemonstrer, a bottle of lube, McLovin, The guy from seinfeld, a potted plant, Hellraiser, two sheep and a pirate.

I can't find my Frixl.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 25, 2010

Well, according to Frixl.com, Frixl is your friend. I am your friend…sorta. Therefore I must be Frixl. Well, here I am! :D

The only thing worth watching on TV is that crappy Lindsay Lohan remake of The Parent Trap. Kill me!

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 25, 2010

BOOM!

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 25, 2010

…….I'm dead…

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 25, 2010

-Uses corpse in the building of the Great Zephian Bridge-
Many lives have been lost for a great cause.

I swear it.

I am having trouble convincing the workers that their deaths are for a great cause… of building a bridge… to the gas-station so I don't have to cross the street.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 26, 2010

Promise to them that they will be able to use the bridge once it's done.

I want money. Who wants to give me money?

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 26, 2010

Steal it from a clown, those guys are loaded…

I'm forced to watch the disney movie 'Starstruck', and it sucks…

Assmilk.

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 26, 2010

Throw things at your TV. That always works. If it doesn't change the channel it will break the TV causing the bad show to stop.

I have a bunch of clowns after me now.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 26, 2010

Send street mimes after them. Mimes and clowns are natural enemies.

My laptop's trying to kill itself.

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 26, 2010

Find out what it's problem is. Or at lease get it medicated.

I've got an eyelash in my eye.

Posted at 3:03AM, Mar. 27, 2010

Remove your eye so it will quit bothering that poor eyelash.

I'm tiiiiiired but have decided to stay up until sunrise.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 27, 2010

Drink five gallons of coffee!

I can't get enough of this video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc7M4tyzzbo

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 28, 2010

Eat some razor blades and make a video of your own. After all, parody is the highest form of flattery.

I'm being stalked by Xenomorphs and hunted by Predators and all I have is a lousy pistol.

Posted at 3:03AM, Mar. 28, 2010

turn the torch (flashlight) off.

I cut my foot open on some rocks at the beach.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 28, 2010

Go get a doctor, seriously. Doc Church may not be polite, but he is good at what he does.

I have a clan on Dead Frontier, but we don't have a medic yet.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 28, 2010

Kill everyone, then bring them back. Zombies don't need medics.

My town dosn't have a starbucks and neither does the one I'm moving to for college. ><

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 28, 2010

Make a starbucks!

I broke my tv by throwing stuff at it while watching starstruck.

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 28, 2010

Continue to watch it and act insane as you do so and maybe someone will feel sorry for you and buy you a new TV.

They sprung a new show on us on [adult swim] and it sucks!

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 29, 2010

write a strongly worded letter to [adult swim].

I just woke up and the last thing I remember is a facehugger humping my face.