Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 18, 2010

You should keep posting without stating a problem.

Zeph didn't have a problem.

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 18, 2010

*Beats Zeph repeatedly with a shovel* There, now he has a problem.

I think I just beat Zeph to death with a shovel.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 18, 2010

Come closer… closer. -Impales with knife-

I just killed Dave7, anyone know of a good brain bar for zombies to eat at?

Posted at 11:03PM, Mar. 18, 2010

Right here *lowers head*

I think I'm about to become a zombie.

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 19, 2010

Shoot Zeph in the head, blow his brains up! It's a well known fact that zombies are actually commuunists spies working for red china! Be a patriot, kill the communists!

The dead people are being more active than the living in the current mafia games.

Also, when I died, Rokulily was put in charge of my store and hooch bar until I return!

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 20, 2010

Stop talking in the Mafia game, then the other will be a lot louder…

Mettaur killed me.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 20, 2010

Stop having evil karma, and he will stop killing you.

I found this on Kroatz corpse when I killed him.

Boys and girls, we've got ourselves another holier-than-thou white-knight who needs putting down. Here are the details:

Name: Mettaur
Race: Caucasian
Sex: Male

The bounty is 1000 caps this time around. And for a change of pace, they want the head this time.

Good hunting!

What should I make of it?

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 20, 2010

You should be wondering why the "sex" portion didn't say "yes, please".

I gotta go to the bathroom but I'm too lazy to get up…

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 20, 2010

Get up, you can't be too lazy to take a dump.

I want to kill a dude, but my superiors say there isn't enough evidence. But I now what he is, what should I do?

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 22, 2010

Say that he's a zombie. Apparently everyone's killing zombies these days. You can get away with it easily.

I now have a knife going through my lung.

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 22, 2010

Pull it out. What could happen?

I did something I'm not really proud of and now my conscience is kicking my ass for it.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 23, 2010

Dance naked in town square. (Real advice: Fix it if you can.)

The empire statebuilding's lazer defense plan isn't working.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 23, 2010

Chuck Norris, use his lazer vision until the tower is up and running again.

My laptop is dead, I am using a friends computer at the moment. What should I do?

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 23, 2010

Run off with said friend's computer, he practically gave it to you.

Walmart declared war against Mcdonalds

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 23, 2010

Invest in Burger King

I'm just too damn awesome. How do I fix that?

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 23, 2010

Dress like the Fonz.

I'm ugly.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 23, 2010

Dress like the Fonz.

People are mocking me for dressing like the Fonz.

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 23, 2010

Fonz up their faces with a jukebox.

The problems of the world have become unsolvable.

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 24, 2010

Dress like the Fonz!

I'm drinking beer at 10 in the morn'

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 24, 2010

Set your clock for 10:00 at night!

Should I put up an avatar with a picture of me or just continue using animations I make?

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 24, 2010

Animations, otherwise you'll feel worse when people make fun of your avatar on the "guess what that person was thinking when they chose their avatar?" thread.

A Spartan and Mongol are fighting, if I root for the survivor I win, if my fighter looses the opposing victor will kill me. Who do I choose to win?

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 24, 2010

Mongol.
Word.

My mom's a pikmin addict.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 24, 2010

Bring in the cute pig-grub-worm thing that shoots boulders! Or is it balls of dirt, I dunno…eh, just bring in a rad-roach, everyone knows that bugs and pikmin are enemies! Oh, you wanted a peaceful solution…put them to good use, pikmin are very useful! They build I fully functioning ship with no problems out of scattered scraps of a crashed spaceship that are mostly burnt up from falling through space!

I don't know when my artist will be done with my page, is it rude to ask him, or remind him about it?

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 24, 2010

Just send your artist some money! that'll make him fix his photoshop quicker!

I drank too much applejuice, I can't go to the toilet because the water is cut off because we are having a new bathroom installed, I can't go to my neighbors because one side is on vacation and the other house is empty. I can't do it outside because my backdoor neighbor is a cop.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 24, 2010

Go into the empty house and use the bathroom there. Remember when Peter was using Cleveland's empty house?

My idol, Weird Al Yankovic doesn't even know that I exist.