Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 20, 2009

this is a tough one, but I would suggest SUICIDE

I shot my dog because I had ridiculously long armpit hair. I still have ridiculously long armpit hair.

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 20, 2009

You obvously did something wrong. Shoot him again.

I'm hungry, but don't feel like getting up :/

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 21, 2009

You obvously did something wrong. Shoot him again.

I'm hungry, but don't feel like getting up :/

Eat your chair.

I need to find a new car.

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 21, 2009

Steal one.

I am having trouble remembering things.

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 2, 2009

Then say "things" over and over again

I can't reach the itch on my back

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 3, 2009

Find a cactus and scratch it with that.

I'm thinking of writing a new story.

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 3, 2009

Write it on the wall.

I want to become the best student in Tokyo-U.

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 9, 2009

don't.

I can't find anywhere to DISCO!

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 10, 2009

Go into your neighbor's house strip down to your underwear and dance there.

I want to learn how to play the guitar.

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 10, 2009

Learn how to air guitar. It is much easier.

I want to heighten my voice.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 11, 2009

Become a eunuch! :D

I need inspiration for my comic.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 11, 2009

Kill yourself, then document the afterlife.

I need to draw better.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 11, 2009

Learn how to draw conclusions

I want the latest Guitar Hero Controller.

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 13, 2009

get it. (Rockband is way better)

I want to learn to grow gills.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 14, 2009

put your head underwater for a few hours

My skates are broken, Halp!

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 14, 2009

take some new ones from the store and leave the old ones in exchange.
I need something that i need help with.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 15, 2009

break everything.

my brother broke the internet.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 15, 2009

Break your brother

I can't find the stupid Geometry Options window on Photoshop.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 15, 2009

it's a trap! rip it out of your computer and throw it out the window!

how do i get a job?

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 15, 2009

Get a Sex change….ohhhhhhhhhhh you meant THAT kind of job…

I'm stuck on a song in Guitar Hero:Metallica

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 23, 2009

DON'T try, try, try again (kill it with fire)

My gf decided that she's not a lesbian.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 23, 2009

Beat the gay back into her.

Facebook is eating my life

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 23, 2009

Join Twitter

I can't get enough of puzzle games.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 17, 2009

Try to replicate Tetris by jumping off a cliff.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 17, 2009

Whatever you do, don't type your problem.

A stranger offered me candy to get in his van.