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It might be Christopher Walken.






My camera memory stick sucks

diana_m
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Dude, it's easy! If you use a Gamma ray projector upon the memory stick the radiations will make the memory go bigger! But only when it's pissed.

I'm tired.

cool guy
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Take about 10 sleep pills







I have a date

diana_m
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Just remenber all the stuff I told you and then do exactly the contrary.

cool guy
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Don't edit to write a problem






The date went great but the girls still seems uninterested

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Do the caramel dance for her.


How do I learn to write better?

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write horribly so you learn what not to do.



I was bitten by a werewolf.

cool guy
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Go into Vampire territory (City of Bones not Twilight)




I think I'm becoming Emo





Do the caramel dance for her.

THAT WORKED!!!!(sorta)

da_kasha
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Watching sad movies where people die will make you realise how much you want to live.



I've forgotten all my Chemistry - even though I'm doing it at my uni.

Do the caramel dance for her.

THAT WORKED!!!!(sorta)

My bad advice was so bad it was good. Oh no! I fail at this game :(

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I've forgotten all my Chemistry - even though I'm doing it at my uni.
Taste is the most effective sense to learn with. Eat every element on the periodic table and as you do say its name, its periodic number, its abbreviation and its atomic mass. This way whenever you hear some information about an element you will think of its taste and with that all the other information about that element will come with it. Hope that helps. :D

I have exams and assignments all of next week, two of them count towards my final grade at the end of year 12.

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In order to study just by some of my learn while you sleep cassette tapes (just 59.99 for each subject).

I feel like watching a movie, which one should I pick?

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This one.


It's like 3am in the morning and I'm still here.

Insizwa
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You've been awake too long, in order to fix this you should time warp back to when you first logged in and tell yourself to go to bed (don't worry about destroying reality though).

What should I get at a British pub?

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The clap.



My neighbors dog barks too much, but I'm afraid of confrontation, how do I solve this problem?

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don't.


I see dead people.

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Never scoff at free food.



I'm thirsty, and all I have is a gallon of antifreeze, what should I do?

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freeze it cuz i have no clue what that is





I got a new phone an lost all my 56 ringers, 34 contacts, and epic photos.

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go to a metal workshop and meld the two phones together, hoping to get back your info.


My house is burning down.

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Break out the hot dogs and marshmallows.



I poisoned my neighbors dog with antifreeze, now I think he's become suspicious of me.

demontales
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Poison yourself too


The police is after me

Insizwa
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Go on a giant rampage, and end it will a climactic gunfight where you go out guns blazing.

A possessive alcoholic wants me to have sex with her!

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Don't do it!


I think someone implanted a pipe bomb in my brain…

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Just keep it there and don't remove it and while you're at it, don't think about it.

I'm taking out the trash…

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Say the sentence, "it's time to take out the trash," as many times as you can while doing it.

I have two websites to get up and running.

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Switch to dial-up!


I have discovered every single government everywhere are aliens, what should I do?

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