Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 28, 2008

you can still watch!

I see dumb people, …. they're everywhere!

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 28, 2008

At least you can SEE them

I lost my eyes in a bet, and my eye sockets are itchy.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 28, 2008

now you can have a free seeing dog!

im turning..ack turning…EMO- i hate my life :(

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 28, 2008

At least the rest of us will have fun at your expense! lol!

I had to call 911 for one of my customers today.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 28, 2008

atleast none got hurt!

AHH IM TURNING INTO A DO-WOOF!

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 30, 2008

At least people will give you food and shelter for free now! Oh, and they will pet you.

I'm not allowed to eat for 30 hours. (dang world vision)

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 3, 2008

heres looking forward to a slimmer you.

Our Mask burst into flames…..

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 3, 2008

SMORES! 'nuff said.

The porcelain dolls in my room all came to life and I think one of them has a knife…AGH! *insert sound of being stabbed by a doll*

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 4, 2008

A knife wound is there way of saying they love you.

Our blood feels like its on fire….

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 4, 2008

now you got an excuse to see a docter and get a lolly pop!

i have a tail O-o

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 4, 2008

One less prop you have to buy if you want to put on a play about dogs!

I just found out my boyfriend is on crack.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 4, 2008

now oyu can sell the crack and get bigger boobs then dump your boyfreind and get a better one!

i think im a werewolf [not really]

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 4, 2008

You can scare the s*** out of people.

It's snowing right now. IN MAY!(for real)

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 5, 2008

Climate change FTW!

I won't be able to replace the trees I lost to ice. Because the weather is too janky.

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 5, 2008

hye with the ice oyu can make soem awsome homemade snowocnes [dont eat the yellow ones htough]

barney is on tv and i cant find the remote [not the flintsotnes the dumb ass dinosaur]

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 5, 2008

… you can always learn to spell later!

I fell and hurt my neck.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 6, 2008

now ou can get a free ride on the ambulence!

imshard made fun of my spelling

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 6, 2008

Opinions of people who don't know you don't matter!

I'm becoming emotionally detached

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 6, 2008

now oyu can get a girl to be sorry about you and make you get laid!

my lil sister will cry if you even glancew at the tv

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 7, 2008

Think how quiet it'll be with No TV!

I have muscle cramps from working out too much

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 7, 2008

Cramps are your bodys way of saying you doing OK!

We have been taged as a Violent Psycopath.

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 7, 2008

Well nobody wants to mess with you anymore then!

Vengeance is overrated.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 8, 2008

thats not much of a bad thing :/ so no awsner fo joo

AHH THERES A MAN IN MY RO *input crashign chokign slasheing sounds here*

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 8, 2008

Think how nice it'll be, never having to wake up again.

My disability percentage just went up.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 8, 2008

an Investment well spent

WE can't see!!!!!