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bluebot092
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good time to ask osmeone to get you a nice cute seeign dog!

my **** is to small

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now you got a reason to kill someone!

AQua Edit: I keep on forgetting to put something bad to continue the game.

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At least you have a higher power looking out for you.

In our last experiment intended to grant us a freezy hand. we burned the TV…

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now oyu can go outisde and get some fresh air!

aqua is editing my stuff out

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Now, you don't have to worry about dying in your sleep.

I have to wake up early in the morning for school D:

Dark Clown
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think of all the other ones that are in top condition.

We have mistakenly opend a portal to hell.

Dark Clown
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think of it as a new fad, and you are at the head of it.

We kindda killed a few people and now think the police or after us…

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You get free food and shelter in jail.

My loft bed just fell on me.

Dark Clown
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Oh joy you are the first to enjoy a Nap samich.


We think our eye is infected.

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Get an eye patch to cover up the infected eye. Now you're a pirate, YAAAR!!


I just caught my girlfriend and my best friend having sex.

Dark Clown
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How wonderfull for you to have a need, you now get to spend hours trying to fill that need.

Our legs ran away.

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At least your guaranteed a good parking spot wherever you go!

You have 4 essays and a final test to study for. You have started none and they are all due in two days.

Dark Clown
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…. now you have the fun of cramming all that information into your skull.

We think we might of just stepped on a land mine.

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At least you didn't step in dog crap.

I forgot my math homework at school!

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you don't have to do any math homework tonight

your kitty/puppy got squished by a car just in front of your house

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If you cry enough your parents will get you a better pet!

I have to go to summer school.

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You won't get bored this summer.

I have pink eye

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If you survive you will no longer be addicted…IF you survive that is…

I just smoked a joint completely forgetting that I had to take a urine test for work tomorrow

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