Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 8, 2008

good time to ask osmeone to get you a nice cute seeign dog!

my **** is to small

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 9, 2008

I'm sure they have pills for that.

It's Friday I was voluntold to do overtime.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 9, 2008

now you got a reason to kill someone!

AQua Edit: I keep on forgetting to put something bad to continue the game.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 12, 2008

At least you have a higher power looking out for you.

In our last experiment intended to grant us a freezy hand. we burned the TV…

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 12, 2008

now oyu can go outisde and get some fresh air!

aqua is editing my stuff out

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 12, 2008

You can beat him to the punch and do it yourself!

I 'm suffering from insomnia

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 13, 2008

Now, you don't have to worry about dying in your sleep.

I have to wake up early in the morning for school D:

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 14, 2008

Think of all the new and exciting things you get to learn!

I pulled a muscle

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 14, 2008

think of all the other ones that are in top condition.

We have mistakenly opend a portal to hell.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 15, 2008

You can go through and become the master of that dark place.

I can't rid of this cough

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 17, 2008

think of it as a new fad, and you are at the head of it.

We kindda killed a few people and now think the police or after us…

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 17, 2008

You get free food and shelter in jail.

My loft bed just fell on me.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 17, 2008

Oh joy you are the first to enjoy a Nap samich.

We think our eye is infected.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 17, 2008

Get an eye patch to cover up the infected eye. Now you're a pirate, YAAAR!!

I just caught my girlfriend and my best friend having sex.

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 19, 2008

better you find out now than later. (believe me I've been there, hang tight dude)

I … need … sleep

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 25, 2008

How wonderfull for you to have a need, you now get to spend hours trying to fill that need.

Our legs ran away.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 25, 2008

At least your guaranteed a good parking spot wherever you go!

You have 4 essays and a final test to study for. You have started none and they are all due in two days.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 25, 2008

…. now you have the fun of cramming all that information into your skull.

We think we might of just stepped on a land mine.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 25, 2008

At least you didn't step in dog crap.

I forgot my math homework at school!

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 26, 2008

you don't have to do any math homework tonight

your kitty/puppy got squished by a car just in front of your house

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 26, 2008

If you cry enough your parents will get you a better pet!

I have to go to summer school.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 26, 2008

You won't get bored this summer.

I have pink eye

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 27, 2008

You'll never try to drink out of the toilet!

I'm in caffeine withdrawal.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 27, 2008

If you survive you will no longer be addicted…IF you survive that is…

I just smoked a joint completely forgetting that I had to take a urine test for work tomorrow

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 27, 2008

They're usually just looking for amphetamines and narcotics.

my eyes feel like they're burning