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The Offical Mafia 4 Game Thread: Mafia 4, Mafia Harder!
Night Two is Over
Leader of Stars was watching Frank and Vinny on tv. Suddenly a knock on his door interrupted his show. “Whoa,†he said, “uncool.†He got up and opened the door to find no one there. Not really caring he shut the door and turned around to find a man standing in his room.
“Dude, Luz Long, I thought you lost?†Said LOS.
“I just didn’t get the gold.†Shrugged the man while grabbing LOS and throwing him over a balcony.
As LOS fell to his death he yelled out, “I thought you were a cool cat!â€
With a splat LOS the Townie was killed.
“But I just was freed why would you come after me!†Yelled Product Placement as he ran down an alley. “I just want to live.â€
“Sorry someone is paying me good money to make sure your dead. And I like money.†Said the figure chasing PP.
“But I though Pysch Majors where above money!†said PP as he tripped and fell.
“Oh I do suppose I enjoy a good mystery every now and then.†Said the figure as PP was stabbed. And Stabbed. And stabbed. Jeez I think he is dead.
“Shut up Narrator!†Yelled the figured as PP lay bleeding on the floor.
Product Placement, the Townie, was stabbed a bunch of times and died.
Crocty was sitting in his office signing papers and eating his nightly Bagel. He sighed at his work load. “The job of the Mayor is never done.†When suddenly a bright red light appeared on his head. “What is this mysterious light?†Pondered Crocty. Suddenly a shot rang out and a bullet hit Crocty right in the head. Crocty fell to the floor. Thank goodness Crocty was wearing his helmet or else that bullet would have killed him. Oh, wait a minute he wasn’t wearing his helmet. Well that sucks. The bullet did kill Crocty.
From across the street and man in darkness said “Got him that time, practice makes perfect.â€
Crocty the Mayor is dead.
Dukat the Paramedic was running across town after being told by Crocty to go protect someone else. Dukat turned the corner and suddenly was pounced on by someone else.
“Genndy Tartakovsky?†asked Dukat.
“Not really.†Said the person before he stabbed poor Dukat in the face.
Dukat the Paramedic is dead.
Harkovast knew he shouldn’t go out tonight but he heard that there was a deal going on at the corner store. He walked into the shop and saw a sign saying FREE SODA. Grabbing a sprite he walked up to the counter.
“Free soda, that’s random. “Said Hark.
“So is this.†Said the mafia guy disguised as a worker in the corner store as he pulled out a gun and shot Harkovast.
Harkovast the Paranoid is dead.
EDITED for got a piece of the narrative. Sorry Everybody.
Remember no Dead Talking.
Day Three has begun
Product Placement, the Townie, was stabbed a bunch of times and died.And now I hope that all you who still wouldn't back down, feel very, very silly.
No Dead TalkingOh. Ok.
But man… my death was very violent.
But I just was freed why would you come after me!Ok. The vigilante is an idiot.
WTF??????????????????????
Bloody hell o_O
Who have we got left? That was wholesale slaughter. Shiz…
-On the clues: now we know Barron IS screwing with us. He made those clues for Waf seem to point to PP… So now we know we have to be careful of his clues when they seem too good to be true because he's deliberately misdirecting us.
-Look at what the clues say about PP's killer: A psych major. That would ppoint to Niccea… But I think that's a deliberite red herring.
Well now I've gone and died and so I will depart. I'll check in every once in a while to see how you're doing but this is probably my last post.
I'd sure wished to have been around a little longer but since you guys put me on the spot light(thanks for that btw) I figured I wouldn't last long. I'm pretty sure that I was the vigilante kill.
Toodles.
P.S. How the hell where there five murders?
Oh theres clues. Just they aren't as simple as they have been. And it isn't my Fault that you guys misread the clues.
And I like using Red Herrings.
MY CLUES WEREN'T THAT SIMPLE!
WTF??????????????????????And by that token it can't be Ochi by clues either since she writes Mystery Bread lately.
Bloody hell o_O
Who have we got left? That was wholesale slaughter. Shiz…
-On the clues: now we know Barron IS screwing with us. He made those clues for Waf seem to point to PP… So now we know we have to be careful of his clues when they seem too good to be true because he's deliberately misdirecting us.
-Look at what the clues say about PP's killer: A psych major. That would ppoint to Niccea… But I think that's a deliberite red herring.
Cause when we jumped form PP to Blitz, we got screwed. So I don't think we can accuse Ochi by the bagel and bread.
Well now I've gone and died and so I will depart. I'll check in every once in a while to see how you're doing but this is probably my last post.
I'd sure wished to have been around a little longer but since you guys put me on the spot light(thanks for that btw) I figured I wouldn't last long. I'm pretty sure that I was the vigilante kill.
Toodles.
P.S. How the hell where there five murders?
Shit - sorry 'bout that man. It was SOOO obvious.
I've been misled.
Ok I said that I would stop posting but first I really have to know, how were 5 murders possible?
By my understanding there can only be 3. 2 mobs and 1 vig. The rival can only kill once every 3 days and it hasn't been 3 days yet. The zombie can only kill by biting someone and he won't die until 3 days later. So what am I missing here? Can the goon and the bomber kill as well?
Yeah, how lame is that? We only get one lynch with Crocty gone… let's see.. one mafia (maybe) per day and 5 townies per night. It is over already?
Ok I said that I would stop posting but first I really have to know, how were 5 murders possible?
By my understanding there can only be 3. 2 mobs and 1 vig. The rival can only kill once every 3 days and it hasn't been 3 days yet. The zombie can only kill by biting someone and he won't die until 3 days later. So what am I missing here? Can the goon and the bomber kill as well?
Well you still technically have the power to kill twice a day. If you can control the actions of the vigilante and he/she stays alive long enough then you can hunt the mafia via lynch + assassinations.
Also the rival and/or the zombie might accidentally take out a mobster.
Still puts them up by 3 a day… one more day and it's over either way less I'm the one miscounting :)
Oh, and sorry man… everyone was after you this game (except me!)
Well you still technically have the power to kill twice a day. If you can control the actions of the vigilante and he/she stays alive long enough then you can hunt the mafia via lynch + assassinations.
Also the rival and/or the zombie might accidentally take out a mobster.
Maybe PP was really killed by the Zombie, except it was time warped like our voting day? lol!
I didn't see before that Hark was dead… I really thought he was mafia. But at least we can be 100% sure that mafia killed him and not vig or anyone else since Barron actually says that in the description of his death :)
What part of dead dont you dead people understand?Well I'm sorry there mr.Pointsfinger but this restless spirit won't be quieted until it understands why there were 5 killings.
Can or can't the goon and the bomber kill, or were the rival and the zombie allowed to kill on the second night, for some reason?
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