Everyone, and I mean everyone, has a list of rules they live by.
What are yours?
Feel free to list them here.
Keep language to a minimum though, please.
-regiz the painter
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THE RULES
1. Enjoy whatever you do(If you don't enjoy it, it isn't worth doing).
2. Always try to find the common ground.
3. Be polite in an dissagreement.
4. Remember your toothbrush (just in case).
5. Read at least one chapter in the bible a day.
6. If someone needs help, give help.
7. Never forget what it was like to be a kid.
Actually that's an interesting question, I bet it's something most people haven't thought consciously about. That said, lemme think about it….
… for some reason this thread is reminding me vaguely of some… song or something. A guy kind of, says rules to live by? Hmm. It's about 10 years old maybe?
1. don't eat the yellow snow.
2. never trust an elf.
3. when in doubt, go left.
4. you must be this high to go on this ride.
5. always skip six.
7. honor your father.
8. don't open the package.
9. if it's been on the ground for shorter than two seconds, eat it.
10. ladies to the left, men to the right, and no peaking!
Not sure about rules but well sort of.
Don't worry it's about as much use as a chocolate teapot, when worried (hey it is unavoidable) find a solution act accordingly and do not let panic set in.
Respect others if you want them to respect you.
be honest, with yourself and others.
get over it.
Always stand up for you and yours, but be clever about it.
and a bonus extra, never underestimate stupidity.
1). There's no such thing as fool-proof. Never underestimate the ingenuity of fools.
2). You do not talk about Fight Club.
3). You do not talk about Fight Club.
4). Rule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it; no exceptions.
5). Too much of anything can be toxic.
6). Cthulhu fhtaghn!
7). There are 126 things you can do with Absinthe. 125 of them are things you probably shouldn't do; and I'm speaking from experience here.
8). Humans share 25% of their genome with the common banana plant. Get over yourself.
9). John Carpenter's The Thing is the greatest horror movie ever.
10). The solution to all of life's problems can be found at the bottom of a beer bottle.
1. Avoid taking life seriously as much as possible.
2. Try not to cause problems for anyone else.
3. Treat people as individuals, not as a part of whatever groups they may belong to.
4. Sleep at least one day a year away just for the fun of it.
5. Never let anyone put anything up my butt.
Yep, that's about it.
Treat others as you want them to treat you.
Only take seriously that nothing is to be taken seriously.
Just be in this moment for the past is history and the future a mystery but the present is a gift. (Not only a pun in English. Tao or Zen is full of puns because that's the meaning of language because life is funny. Let yourself in on the joke and laugh)
And stop thinking so much. By attaching so much meaning to so little you're only setting yourself up for emtpy philosophical meanderings that rob one of sleep and joy. After all one belly laugh is worth 10,000 syllogisms.
5. Never let anyone put anything up my butt.
So I guess if you get colon cancer, you'll find out about it during stage four rather than stage one
Yep, and I'm ok with that.
Properly supervised medical procedures such as Colonoscopies and prostate exams are worth a lot more than some flippant rule about not letting anyone put something up your butt.
Diverticulitis? If it'll get the pain to stop put your probe anywhere! Just make the pain stop!
I get all your stuff.You can have our anal probes.
We won't be needing them.
Enjoy! :)
Just wait until his back is turned, he'll never know what we stick where once he's under.
Bruhahahahahaha!
I nominate this as the creepiest post ever.
A… rapist? D:
Nah, just a movie camera to see if your intestines are okay and then a finger to make sure your prostate is in good shape. I never minded having things stuck up my butt as my head's been up there for years.
When you're lying in the hospital bed with waves of pain flying through your abdomen and the doctor tells you they have to stick it up there… then you can talk. Until then just thank your lucky stars you only have to hear about this second hand. ;) In goes the needle you lose count after 99 and then they show you the travelogue of your intestines when you wake up, but you know what? Your intestines never felt better. Healthy intestines are a wonderful thing.
Diveticulitis and colonoscopies. When you don't care where they stick it so long as it relieves the pain.
Be very careful I know how to inflict severe intestinal distress through sympathetic magic.
Listening is more important than speaking because someone somewhere just might, just might mind you, know something you don't.
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