Thread "THE RULES" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 1:08AM, Aug. 31, 2010

Brock Lesnar had diverticulitis that almost killed him. I'll bet he had that thick fat big black scope up his ass many times during that ordeal.

Here's a question: If you need a fecal sample taken (finger up your ass) at the ER… would you rather a male or a female nurse/doctor do it? State your gender (and orientation).

Posted at 2:08AM, Aug. 31, 2010

Answer:
I'd rather not talk about things either going inside or out of my bottom.
Thankyou.

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 31, 2010

1. Make no choices you regret or would be ashamed to share with Mom.

2. Always consider the feelings and opinions of others.

3. Going along with rule 2, respect the environment and your resources. You share your town and planet with others.

4. Always put in your best effort, no matter what the task.

5. Be honest in both word and deed. Be yourself. (Assuming rule 1 is followed, there is no harm in this.)

6. Embrace every life experience, bad or good, as an adventure. Expect that things will not always go according to your plan, and that's okay. Life is made richer by the unexpected.

7. Sometimes take a side road, just for the heck of it.

8. Wear your seatbelt.

Posted at 1:09AM, Sep. 1, 2010

Nah, just a movie camera to see if your intestines are okay and then a finger to make sure
OH GODS NOOOOOoooooo!

This is an older man thing, isn't it?

Once you hit 40 "the finger wave" (prostate exam) is part of the standard physical exam. The colonoscopy is every 3-5 years once you hit 45-50. I started earlier because I had diverticulitis when I was 35. I went into the ER in the middle of the night. If I had waited until morning I could have been dead.

You know when you get one they will show you the camera and tube along with the travelogue through your colon and the locations of the polyps and the tissue samples…if you ask.

Leads to another rule: When you go to the doctor express your concerns and ask questions! It's your body. Nothing is too "icky" to discuss with a medical professional. It's their job to deal with the icky stuff.

Posted at 2:09AM, Sep. 1, 2010

This thread was all right until everyone started talking about butts.

Posted at 3:09AM, Sep. 1, 2010

This thread was all right until everyone started talking about butts.

This thread was boring until everyone started talking about butts.

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 1, 2010

This thread was all right until everyone started talking about butts.
This thread was boring until everyone started talking about butts.

You're welcome.

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 2, 2010

This thread was all right until everyone started talking about butts.

It's a very important question in regards to your personal rules about violation of your "personal space"

It is important for everyone to allow Medical professionals access in violation of our rules of personal space. But only so long as they remain professional It's not professional for your dentist to want to do a prostate exam.