Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 5, 2006

A: Raging hormones, lust, and freaky-hot-sweaty-hairy-smelly-wet-bits-of-sexy-goodness.

Q: Why on earth would anyone feel a desperate BURNING NEED to have their forum account deleted after only four posts, all of which concern the subject of said account's deletion?

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 5, 2006

Because they didn't think about the fact that the internet forgets nothing.

If Samuel L. Jackson ever recited the poem "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?" would it sound something like "Alright, muthafuckers. Who here stole the muthafucking cookie, from the fucking cookie jar?! "

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 5, 2006

WHAT?!?! Now I know you didn't just copy me son.

What is a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 6, 2006

Roflcoptor. I think.

Do two wrongs make a right?

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 6, 2006

A: No, and two THONGS don't make a right either.

Q: Is the fastest way from IX to the planet Arrakis to fold space?

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 6, 2006

No, it's by teleporting. Duh.

Is everyone in the world robots except for me?

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 6, 2006

A: Yes. We're are all robot aliens and now we know that you're human, you're in for ONE HELL of a gang-probing!

Q: What's so bad about leather pants?

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 6, 2006

Q. This

A. Have ye ever heard of a thing called butter?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 6, 2006

A:

Q: Katanas or rapiers?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 6, 2006

A: Rapiers. Katanas are far too popular.

Q: ipds, podcasting etc… Does this means that the body-snatchers have taken over?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 6, 2006

A: Yes, and your next on the list

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the chocolatey center of a tootsie pop?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 6, 2006

A: DOMAIN ERROR

Q: x^2 + 49 = 0. Solve for x if x E C.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 6, 2006

A: SHUTUP U R GAY 4 Kain!!! LOL LOL OMG WTF? LOL!!!!!111 STFU!

Q: Are people who type in the fashion above really all 12 year old AOL users?

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 6, 2006

A: No, and i can prove through the law of Noob
Excessive posting + overuse of emoticons x lack of wang = n00b

…somewhere in there is proof

Q: Will their ever be a good sprite comic…ever?

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 6, 2006

Polo!

Mint?

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 8, 2006

only if you're a good boy

what is there in scotland?

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 8, 2006

A: Agressive red-haired men with no underpants. Beware!

Q: What's in the USA?

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 8, 2006

A: A consonant sandwiched in between two vowels.

~IJ

Q: Why don't they have the Japanese version of Iron Chef on much anymore? Did it get cancelled or something? (Moreover, who thought Iron Chef America was a good idea? I mean, I like Alton Brown and Mario What'shisname as much as the next guy, but it just pales in comparison to the original. Ironnnnnnn CHEF!)

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 8, 2006

A: because they know better than to make a dumb ass show into a Japanese version of it….

Q: Is heaven and hell in space? or is it on earth like in Constantine?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 8, 2006

Q. Neither. Everything is in a pinball machine?

A. Why aren't insects fat?

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 9, 2006

only some of the time

what are sprites?

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 9, 2006

Pluralised lemonade style drink.

How do I comics post?

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 9, 2006

I have no clue

Why is every thing in color?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 9, 2006

A: Because that is how your brain perceives a certain narrow band of electromagnetic radiation that is reflected back (or emitted) from objects. Itâ€™s an aid to help you navigate and survive within your environment.

Q: What is the greatest song in the world? (or at least a tribute to it?)

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 9, 2006

A: its all about the vsnarzzzzzz

Q: This is a question.