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A: Ninjas, obviously. Do I want some crusty sabre, or a sleek katana? Eye patches or shuriken? Ugly hats and hooks, or dark garb? A giant, costly wooden ship, or the ability to run and jump anywhere I please? The choice is simple.

Q: Can one of y'all dogs please bust me out a beat? Yo?

Ozoneocean
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A: No. Go away

Q: Emo Kids: Why?

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A: Because they aint got any hobby or anything better to do with their life.

Q: Are sprite comics the black plague of webcomics?

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A: No. They're more like chicken pox; anoying for kids, potentially fatal for adults.

Q: Are you lonely?

Adariel
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A: Weston Area Health Trust

Q: What the?

Terminal
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DrunkDuck.

Why is this question, a very short question, only 20 words long when all it does is basically repeat itself?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Ozoneocean
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A: No, it's dirty and disgusting. You'll go blind!!!!!

Q: Why does Myxo like to use slightly smaller than normal text?

AQua_ng
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A. She's typing normally. It's us who typing too big.

Q. Why do we shake hands as a greeting?

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A: so we can wipe our sweat and horrible stinkiness onto other people.

Q: I thought Myxo male, why does AQu think Myxo is female?

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A. Her previous avatar was a girl. I gets I put two and two together and got three.

Q. And why do I still think the Myxo is female?

Ozoneocean
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A: BekAwSE u R gAy lEek KaYnE

Q: If you found out that Myxo was actually male, would you be shocked, surprised, embarrassed, or indifferent?

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Q. 95% indifferent, 5% embarassed. It's only the internet.

A. Is there really drama on the interwebs?

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Only in soaps

why is my room a mess?

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A: cause you lost your arms in the war

Q: what is blue, white and has green salad dressing?

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No. I got sick last time, and it smelled horrible.

Anyone know who this [:smt079] emoticon is whipping?

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A. Probably you, for not knowing what

Q. Why is this topic not dead yet?

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A: Because I just posted in it.

Q: I saw a bilboard where a baby had nutrition facts so why can't I eat 'em?

Terminal
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Because, old people are tasty-er. As are puppies.

I dreamt that I was driving a truckload of sheep down Hollywood Blvd, and got arrested. Anyone know what this could mean?

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because you're worth it


how do you safely peel a bannana?

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use a knife

How do you go to hell without dieing or astrialprojecting?

Ozoneocean
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A: No, put your bra back on Cham!

Q: Who's your daddy?

Terminal
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Mick Jagger.

O RLY?

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