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people are shot all the time…..like several every minute, or something



Where is the cheese??

Arcan
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yes, probably.

can dead people fly?

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Only if you throw them.

Quid est nomen tibi?

Arcan
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your mom.

do you like milkshakes?

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Only if the person who shook the milk is the one who did the shaking when the milk was shook.

If I had an apple you would have a _______.

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You did.

Would you like a video footage of it?

Dan
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Yes. It's called medium heels.

Why do people think I use hair gels?

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Bill Clinton in an atempt to redirect the Monica Scandal

Where is the biggest cupcake at?

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Fred Flintstone and his neverending hunger for brontoburgers.


Why hasn't my girlfriend called me in over a week?

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because you haven't called her in forever.

would an robot chicken be delicous, desu?

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…*Distracted by Half-Life 2*

I'm sorry. What did you just say?

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That would be me. MMMMM pizza.


Which *ahem* singer is the worst at their profession, William Hung or Kevin Federline?

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That Kevin guy… Cleary. Not that I can even remember who he is right now. It's just that Hung is only liked because he's such a tryhard, that's what he does, nothing else, and we like him for it. So he's good at what he does basically…
I suspect this Kevin guy is one of those crappy, fake, plastic popsingers that the recording industry squeezes out of it"s stinking anus…. But I don't know for sure… wish I could remember who he was damnit!
Anyway, if he is then he"s certainly worse.

That's a long from answer.

Worse: Nasal hair or back hair?

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