Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

i dont know…because they dont like them i guess…

if a train heading southbound on the right hand rails makes two stops, and the other train heading northbound on the left hand rails making no stops, which one will make it to the others point of origination first???

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

it would couse a massive head on collision between the two trains killing 97 afghans 23 south americans 17 mexicans 222.5 americans and one harvard graduate blonde…

who the hell put "bling" in the dictionary???

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

Uuuuuhhhhhhh… 42… What it's the answer to everything.

How much wood would a wood chuck if a wood could ckuck wood?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

42, duh…

moo?

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

Quack.

who shot Mr. Burns?

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

certainly not maggie!

could this game possibly surpass the avatar game?

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

In due time we will all know.

*pulls out a little droid.* WHO WANTS THIS ONE?!

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 25, 2006

omg little droid no. 42 special edition!!! i wannit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wuttidyasay???

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 26, 2006

I have no idea what you just said but hey. HERE'S YOUR DROID!!!!
*Throws it and hits nerdsareinvading pretty hard.*

Okay now who wants to by a vow?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 26, 2006

Ewe.

If Inkmonky and Skoolmunkee had a baby, what would they call it?

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 26, 2006

Wilmor Peddington.

Vageta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 26, 2006

It's over NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!

Who killed Kenny?

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 26, 2006

Well I know "I" didn't.
*Starts washing sword from being red.*
What? It's ketchup I was practicing my sword swinging… Stop stairing!

Who here thinks that cats are really assassins in desguise?

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 26, 2006

Disguise? They still kill things anyway so it's not much of a disguise…

When Toni Basil sung "So come on and give it to me anyway you can. Anyway you want to do it, I'll take it like a man", (part of the lyrics of "hey Micky"), was she talking about anal sex?

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 26, 2006

no, they were playing a seemingly neverending game of air hockey and then one won and then…the anal sex starts so as it turns out yes

"but if im not me then who am I???"

Posted at 2:10AM, Oct. 27, 2006

Spiderman!

How many times do you bathe a minute?

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 27, 2006

17,476,934,284,123,000,475,345,543,234.42345234782384789234692472369874236984613
54235809345784953490570574857034597940325740385743895230457340857439582947534895
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what ig the world imploded in 12 and one third minutes

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 27, 2006

ok no one else is answering so im going to…
the world implodes in 12 and one third minutes

what if it didnt???

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 27, 2006

Then you would be a liar… LIAR!

Why does it smell when I poot?

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 27, 2006

because it does so deal!

BARF?

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 27, 2006

eww gross.

Why did the chicken cross the road but the duck didn't?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 27, 2006

because the duck is cool

omg what is that on your face!?!?!?!?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 27, 2006

that is my face…

why did you do that?

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 27, 2006

I felt like it.

Cur tu non arborem ascende?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 28, 2006

Cause I wanted pie.

Want to fix my toaster?