Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:10AM, Oct. 29, 2006

No. In Russia, the toaster fixes you.

Can you touch your toes with your tongues?

Posted at 5:10AM, Oct. 29, 2006

That'll be tricky, because I'm yet to create another tongue. But I'll try.

…Or will I?

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 29, 2006

No, you're probably too lazy.

Do you Engrish speak vely good yes?

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 29, 2006

All your base are belong to us!

If I said "Bite me.", will you actually bite me?

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 29, 2006

Good heavens no! I only eat people whose names start with "Q"!

Emos or Emus?

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 29, 2006

i'm a pretty princess!

lolwut?

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 29, 2006

i don no wut!!!1!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!1111111!!!1

But, serioulsy, Emos or Emus?

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 29, 2006

I'm a pretty princess…er, I mean Emus.

Do female cats douche?

Posted at 11:10PM, Oct. 30, 2006

Google.

Can anybody tapdance?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 31, 2006

no…

uruguay???

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 31, 2006

… What were we talking about?

How many dirty stinken apes does it take to scew in a light bulb?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 31, 2006

Three. One dirty stinkin' ape to screw the bulb in and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other.

What does two plus fish equal?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 31, 2006

It's two. Duh.

If a tree falls in the wood and no one was their to hear it does it still make a sound?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 31, 2006

Yes.

How many woods could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck… shoes.

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 31, 2006

Eleventy Six.

If random isn't funny, then does that mean to too-too wearing cucumber ballerina chicken with the funky ten gallon hat of doom and chocalate is the supreme ruler of tacos?

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 31, 2006

heck yes…

omg whats that there on your face???

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 31, 2006

Chocolate from my trick and/or treatin'.(That's right. I went ToT.)

Are you going to eat that?

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 1, 2006

*puts on an accent remenicent of that creepy scottish hotel owner from the first series of little britain* Maybe I am and maybe i'm not!

do you want me to poke you in the eye?

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 1, 2006

No way that'd really hurt. Plus I have no idea where that fingers been.

What does it mean when a cup is half full and yet it's half empty?

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 1, 2006

I drank it.

Mm. Taste funny. What was in it?

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 1, 2006

….Trust me, you DON'T want to know, let's just say the doctors needed to examine mom's urine and leave it at that.

*gasp* Oh no! There's no question!

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 1, 2006

oh no it nust be a sing of the apocaypse oh no there it goes again i msspelled………….ahhhh…… *head explodes from massive misspelling*

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 1, 2006

crap i forgot a question…

why do i missksdpell thurghs so burdly

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 1, 2006

I dnmo. I tinnk yuir speelink izz jizz fynne duh whai et izz.

What is the special sauce on the Big Mac really made out of?

Posted at 2:11AM, Nov. 2, 2006

Rat blood. I should know… I chopped one up yesterday and it was full of Big Mac sauce…

Why does chain-mail armour smell so fricken horrible???????