Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:11AM, Nov. 2, 2006

Because molecules that bind strongly with metal ions often smell strongly and badly (It's actually your own sweat you are smelling). Oh wait, stupid answers…uhm. Because you haven't oiled it today.

How do I know?

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 2, 2006

I actually wanted a proper answer ^_^
Now I know and I am eternally grateful!

-You know because you are actually a mad scientist who specialises in developing irritating chemical weapons that work by attacking the olfactory senses… Your trials with long-range fart missiles proved ineffective, so you decided to turn your expertise to making everyday metal objects smell unbearable!

Why were Chameloncholic's long-range fart missiles so ineffective?

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 2, 2006

They're not long-ranged enough.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 2, 2006

Why, they are positivly testilicious.

If a train leaves Paris for London at 12 noon travelling an average speed of 120mph and another train leaves London for Paris one hour later travelling at 75mph why should I care?

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 2, 2006

Cause Paris are invading London!!!

How many secret smilies are in DrunkDuck?

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 2, 2006

why should i care???

khzakistan???

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 2, 2006

Turkmena-Paki-Tajiki-Raja-Made-up-istan!

Do you know who Guy Fawkes was?

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 2, 2006

not a fawken clue… Bad joke I know.

If a football team were going to give themselves mohawks and you happened to be their manager would you do it as well?

Posted at 3:11AM, Nov. 3, 2006

No, because human slavery is WRONG! Canadian native Indian peoples need their freedom just the same as you or I.

Isn't "panties" such a lovely word?

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 3, 2006

depends on whos wearing them…

why do i do this?

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 3, 2006

Cause you're being mind controlled!

Is it better to be a smartass or an asshole?

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 3, 2006

A "smartass" of course: since a "smart ass" is an intelligent donkey, while an "ass hole" is simply one of its many orifices.

lets all get naked?

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 3, 2006

I'd rather NOT be traumatized.

How many stupid things have be thrown into our everday lives before people realize how stupid the world is?

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 3, 2006

Just enough.

What do ya get when you mix Dr. Pepper and the drink sprite?

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 3, 2006

Dr Pepper: The Video Game

Do you think it'll be fun to play?

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 3, 2006

Actualy I was talking about the drinks dr. pepper and sprite but yeah that works too. And to answer the question maybe.

Would anyone here like to read an action/comedy comic thing?

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 3, 2006

… uruguay!!! zimbabwe!!! swaziland!!!

why am i listing off random countries???

Posted at 3:11AM, Nov. 4, 2006

Because you have amnesia and are trying to remember which country you are in (PS it's not Zimbabwe).

Did I hit you too hard? I swear I was only trying to stop your damn hiccuping.

Posted at 4:11AM, Nov. 4, 2006

You may had stopped my hiccuping but you've now left me bleeding.

How come my jacket is green?

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 4, 2006

because it is sick

y do ppl tok lk this???

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 4, 2006

Cause there nuts and think their cool like that.

Why do people question my athoratah?

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 4, 2006

because you cant spell

is "the hokey pokey" what its really all about???

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 4, 2006

Nope, its just away for them to contol your ming and do their biding.

What the hell does FTW mean?!

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 4, 2006

Forschungszentrum Telekommunikation Wien, you numbnut.

ftl?

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 4, 2006

Fire The Lasers!

Why do they want you to dance with wolves?