"Hey i don't have a job either!"
……not too smooth…
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The worst pickup line you tried to use is....
While on plane:
"So, where are you going?"
In the bar (wee hours):
Me- "This band's terrible, wanna get out of here?"
Courtney- "I think their pretty good"
Me- "We could listen to them on my stereo, I have a great system at home"
(My buddies don't let me forget this because my "great system" was a boombox, and the band was Stoli and the Beers, one of my favorites.
"I have money."
Always works.
Ha! That was one time used on Amanda and me. We were also asked to go under the bleachers. No, it didn't work.
I get a lot of "Don't I know you from somewhere?" It causes me to pay attention to them for a moment, but it only worked one time by a waiter and we became friends on Facebook, but that's all.
I find what works best with getting my attention and getting the attention of others is just making eye contact and flashing a genuine smile. NO WINKING!
You know I draw Bellevue hills
and I end up getting phone numbers
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bellevue_Hills/
damn, i thought i was good looking…
heh not really. i don't really bother picking up on girls… this one night at a bar by my apartment a buddy and i were just kind of chilling, waiting for a pool table to open. then we notice these two girls, smokin hot, and we see every douchebag in the place eventually going up to them, to no avail. and we ended up after a while just laughing while watching, because it was a pretty bad batch. sideways visors, backwards sunglasses, skin industries shirts… the works. it was pretty funny. i think we actually ended up having to wait again for another table because we were too busy making fun of them.
A friend of mine actually had this one used on her years ago, and to this day we're still trying to figure out what the hell it means.
"Hey, if I were a squirrel, and you were a squirrel, I'd jump out of the tree so you could look at me."
Either the man who said this is insane, or a genius, because we still remember it.
-W
A friend of mine actually had this one used on her years ago, and to this day we're still trying to figure out what the hell it means.
"Hey, if I were a squirrel, and you were a squirrel, I'd jump out of the tree so you could look at me."
Either the man who said this is insane, or a genius, because we still remember it.
-W
Maybe he meant to say something about nuts but he messed it up?
On Friday nights, me and my friends go get drunk in Trafalgar Square (place with fountains and statues in London). There's usually about 200 teenagers there from different groups, and this really, really, overweight girl came over to one of my friends and said "Hey, are you going to the picnic?! Cuz' I liked the look of your packed lunch!" I laughed alot.
There's also my autistic friend, who I invited out one day said to a girl I know: "Would you like me to roast my turky in your oven?"
Uhhh… Do I have to say neither of them worked?
I don't end up using pick up lines, becuase usually I'm in a loooong friendship first. Oh, apart from: "Oh my god, you have bread in your bag! I love bread!"
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