Thread "The worst pickup line you tried to use is...." in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 8, 2008

Me- "Hey, Beautiful! You give me a headache!"
Prospective date- "Can I get you a tylenol or something?
me- "No. I just need to get a bigger pair of pants."

That got me a good slap on the face. And this was a long while ago…
Never let drunk "friends" dare you into doing anything.

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 9, 2008

Hah…
This outta be a funny thread.

But of course, I can't contribute.
And never will. ;_;

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 9, 2008

"So, would you like to go see a movie sometime?"

I found one that works and I stick to it :C

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 9, 2008

"So, would you like to go see a movie sometime?"

I found one that works

That's true

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 9, 2008

wlould yooou lich choo danf?

(said while drunk)

hey how's it going?

that one just gets the disgusted look

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 9, 2008

I'd like to see a guy try Moe Sizlack's pick-up line:
"Uhh you look pretty clean, mind if I have this dance?"
XD

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 9, 2008

'Uuuh. . . hey, are those nachos?'

Less of a pick up line and more me being an idiot. It worked though, because she thought it was a joke.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 9, 2008

I've never used a pickup line on a woman, because I'm pretty straightforward, but I did get one used on me in 8th grade. This is it essentially:

Slutty Girl-"Hey, I'll go to a movie with you if you give me your fries."

Me-"Yeah, but if I give you my fries, and then you don't show up to the movie, I lose in this scenario."

Slutty Girl-"…"

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 9, 2008

"Marry me."

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 9, 2008

"Marry me."

That works too.

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 9, 2008

"Are you in heat"?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 9, 2008

"This is a love attack and I'm taking hostages!"

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 9, 2008

I've never had a young woman refuse. I usually crashed and burned on the first date instead.

Now that I'm married I can't keep women away. Being a charming, polite and kind raconteur has its disadvantages.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 9, 2008

"If you rent that, you have to let me watch it with you."

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 9, 2008

"Welcome to penis town, population…YOU!"

*point fingers at girl on the "you" for added effect*

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 9, 2008

I usually am the one who gets hit on.
My wife when we first met said, " I can see the bottom of my glass. Can you take care of that for me?" Hour later…

she's singing John Mayer, "Your Body Is A Wonderland."

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 9, 2008

I usually am the one who gets hit on.

Same here. I can't keep them off me. Its like cats.
The less attention you give them, the better your lap looks.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 9, 2008

I've never hit on anyone and never been hit upon – but these are fun to read anyway. :)

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 9, 2008

You know how men buy fancy cars as compensation? I don't even own a car.

At least it made her laugh. :)

-W

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 10, 2008

"You are the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen."

It earned a polite smile but looking back, I feel like the quote the villain from The Incredibles: "lame, lame, lame, lams, LAME!" lol!

So glad I'm married now. B)

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 10, 2008

"Hey girl! Want some candy?"
I disappeared for a couple of weeks after that.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 10, 2008

"Hey girl! Want some candy?"
I disappeared for a couple of weeks after that.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 10, 2008

I've never used a pickup line on a woman, because I'm pretty straightforward, but I did get one used on me in 8th grade. This is it essentially:

Slutty Girl-"Hey, I'll go to a movie with you if you give me your fries."

Me-"Yeah, but if I give you my fries, and then you don't show up to the movie, I lose in this scenario."

Slutty Girl-"…"

FRY WHORE!

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 10, 2008

i've never used a pick up line and no one's ever used one on me XD
I'm pretty sure that since it takes some time to even figure out gender with me…yeah, never will happen XD

but anyhow, my favorite~ anti-pick up lines XD

"Hey baby, what's your sign?"

response: " do not enter"

=D

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 13, 2008

"I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

…and yes, it worked.