Thread "The worst pickup line you tried to use is...." in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 7, 2008

"Wanna see my pokamans?"
YES i have used that one and YES it worked 'cause the guy was sooo geek.

And This one's from some webcomic, i Don't remember which

"Let me cheer you up sad girl. With my penis."

It's great to be transvestite, you can hit on whoever you want no matter is it a boy or girl. :DDD

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 7, 2008

It's great to be transvestite, you can hit on whoever you want no matter is it a boy or girl. :DDD

Agreed.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 7, 2008

"I have money."

Always works.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 8, 2008

Ones used on me:
* I can smell how horny you are?
* I would like to have a threesome with your roomate
* I know how to please a woman
* I'll give you 100 bucks for an hour.
* You look like jailbait.

Ones I've used:
* I see you read books. I like that.
* Are you married?
* Wanna hang out or somethin'
* What's your sign?
* Wanna play Tekken?

I think all of these apply to me as well.

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 9, 2008

Most of my relationships have just "happened", by accident or by being unable to hold back attraction any longer. So if I used a pickup line it would probably be something terrible like, "Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?"

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 9, 2008

* Wanna play Tekken?

Yes.

Here's one i used on a dream and worked "Wanna sit on my lap while i watch porn?".

Something tells me i shouldn't use it in real life.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 9, 2008

"I won the Lottery!"

I actually got dumped for this once. I was on a date and we were passing a newsagent and this guy just started cheering and screaming he'd won $500,000 on a scratchie. She immediately left my side and wrapped herself around his arm.

Oh, another bad pickup line is "If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long"

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 10, 2008

Here's one i used on a dream and worked "Wanna sit on my lap while i watch porn?".

If I was a girl, that one'd get me :)

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 10, 2008

b*tches love me cause they know that i can rock,
b*tches love me cause they know that i can rhyme.

it's a song, but i doubt it'd work unless i was really urine.

Posted at 6:07AM, Jul. 10, 2008

After you give them a drink:

"You might want to give that a minute to dissolve."

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 11, 2008

Here's one i used on a dream and worked "Wanna sit on my lap while i watch porn?".
If I was a girl, that one'd get me :)

Now I want to hear the story of someone who actually used that

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 13, 2008

I was once asked what pick up lines I knew and just in passing, without actually using it, just kind of said blandly, "Huh? Oh, if you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry in fear of loosing you."

It got quiet and she did the whole, "AWWW!!! That's so sweet!" To which I replied, "Yeah, but corny and would never work on someone you don't know." Her reply was, "Yes it would. It just did."

It took me two days to put two and two together on that one.

* Wanna play Tekken?

I'll let you school me, hahahahah

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 13, 2008

"I'm Batman."

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 13, 2008

"I'm Batman."

That one would probably work on me.

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 15, 2008

"How about we go over to my place so I can show you my pad, cook you a fabulous dinner, and fertilize your egg?"

Just thought this one up. If I ever use it I'll probably get slapped, kicked, punched, bashed, cut, neutered, and finally arrested. x_x

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 16, 2008

Here's one I remembered a little while back. My friend used it a little while back.

"I have Seinfeld on DVD"
"So what?"
"… Damn, I was hoping that would work"

I think she just got up and left

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 16, 2008

thats probably the worst pick up line ive ever heard . . . lol . . . mines;
hey gorgeous looking for a good time? yes? sorry i bothered you.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 17, 2008

I am a little too young for pick up lines.

But the worst one I used is:

"Hey, how's it going?"

honestly, that line never works for a girl you hardly even know, especially in my perspective.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 17, 2008

Hi there, sexy. I'm picking you up right now. :)

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 21, 2008

This one always works:

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 21, 2008

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

Damn, that's good.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 23, 2008

"good evening. Would you be interested in going on a date and potentially bearing my children and quitting your job to raise them?"

Stephen Colbert said it would work, too. :(

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 5, 2008

I've never used a pick up line on anybody… But I dunno if I've just never had anyone try one on me or that they need to be as subtle as a brick to the face before I notice.

One guy just had to eye me up and down and lick his lips and I was out of there like a cheetah on caffeine.

I've not gone back to that clothing store for at least a year now…

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 5, 2008

HIYA!

I'm Michaelangelo! Will you be my April O'Neal?

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 9, 2008

Ah some of these are hilarious. Please let me know if I'm not allowed to do this, but I'd like to post 3 one-panel comics I did on bad pickup lines. I'll wait to find out first if I'm allowed to before posting them though. :)