Thread "Valentines day is coming ... 14 feb" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

Name: Zac
Age: 19 going on twenty
Status: Single
Sex: Male

Looking For:
Friendship
Dating
Networking
Love
Valentine

Skills: None.
Future: None.
here and here

I hate Lonely Valentines day. Every day is Valentine's Day for me :(

maw… you're such a cutie ^_^ *pats head*
Last year was the only time I ever celebrated V-Day with an actual boyfriend and I got a giant teddy bear. He's cute but he hogs the bed. >.<
I wonder if I should make a Valentine profile like you. My best friend offered to be my Valentine… but I'm not sure if that counts…

aaaahhh valentines day … the only day of the year when sex is obligatory !!! itÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´s like mating season yes yes … what are your thoughts ??? well … poetry and whatever is well welcome

psh… like I need a holiday to tell me when to have sex… O.O I mean… me? sex? heaven forbid *sneaks away to polish halo*

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

I came out early from class, hung out with friends, saw some pictures and there was lol.

Pretty nice day.

Zac would make a pretty corpse.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

Is this VD PQ supposed to be resent back to original sender, or am I supposed to pass it on like a chain letter? :\

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

Ouch. Why is it that all of the single, lonely people come to the thread about V-day? Tsk, tsk.

Oh, and I'm single by choice. I feel that there is no need to be in any relationships.

Except for me, of course. I have seven girlfriends, One for each day of the week.

Yeah.

…

God, I'm so lonely. *Reaches for the formaldehyde*

We're all here for you, buddy.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

Is this VD PQ supposed to be resent back to original sender, or am I supposed to pass it on like a chain letter? :\

I would assume send it on like spreading the disease!

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

Is this VD PQ supposed to be resent back to original sender, or am I supposed to pass it on like a chain letter? :\

If you do not send it to 5 other people today you will never find cupid's arrow :cry:

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

If you do not send it to 5 other people today you will never find cupid's arrow :cry:

Oh, fine. Sheesh.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

I got the VD!!

*runs off to spread it while the VD still remains*

Cheer ups, single lonely people! Er, please?

I feel like Alej ~ I'm not especially bitter towards this holiday. I'm single at the moment and not lonely, but then I hear others get all depressed and I think to myself "Aww! Maybe I am lonely and I don't know it!"

So don't be sad. You make me cry. And my VD itchy.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

On a funny note apparently BitterTea sent one out and it offended somebody. She then sent me an apology in the event it offended me XD

People apologizing for sharing VD, what is the world coming too?

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

WTF, she din't apologize to me!

(I feel so cheap…)

Hah, there. I sent 5. That's 1 more than she ever sent. Let's see if I offend anyone LOL.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

Argh! I caught VD. (Thanks alot mlai!!) I feel so dirty. I even actually drew a valentine's day picture….the infection is spreading!! Where's the HAZMAT team when you need it?

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

Heh heh…I am reminded of the Chappelle show.

It's the VD gang…
VD Gang!
VD Gang!

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

(Thanks alot mlai!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__xCS_nUQdQ

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

Shit hit the fan for me this valentines day. I had a toilet clog and shit was all over the place.

The mods deleted my shitty thread. lol!

Have a shitty valentines day.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 15, 2008

HEY GUYS IT'S TRUE!! CANDY ON SALE!!! W00T!!!!

I's got Reeses Peanut Butter Cups at 50% OFF!!!!!!!!!!1 WAAAAAAaGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2008

Hell yes, the only good part about valentine's day is the candy sales the day afterwards. It's like a little mini-easter, before easter.

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2008

I was in the shops the other day… they didn't have any special offers or promotions for chocolate or whatever, but what they did have were Easter eggs. …hmm.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 17, 2008

Sounds like somebody didn't date in high school.

No, actually, lol….come to think of it, I don't think I ever dated….I skipped that part….I just f***ed a whole lot, got engaged a couple of times, and eventually got married to one of the guys I f***ed.

Ooooh….comic idea!….. lol!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2008

Sounds like somebody didn't date in high school.

No, actually, lol….come to think of it, I don't think I ever dated….I skipped that part….I just f***ed a whole lot, got engaged a couple of times, and eventually got married to one of the guys I f***ed.

Ooooh….comic idea!….. lol!

Porn movie idea!
We could win a Woodie!

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 17, 2008

Sounds like somebody didn't date in high school.

No, actually, lol….come to think of it, I don't think I ever dated….I skipped that part….I just f***ed a whole lot, got engaged a couple of times, and eventually got married to one of the guys I f***ed.

Ooooh….comic idea!….. lol!
Porn movie idea!
We could win a Woodie!

Meh, already did it. I'm sure it's floating around the internet somewhere….

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 17, 2008

Sounds like somebody didn't date in high school.

No, actually, lol….come to think of it, I don't think I ever dated….I skipped that part….I just f***ed a whole lot, got engaged a couple of times, and eventually got married to one of the guys I f***ed.

Ooooh….comic idea!….. lol!
Porn movie idea!
We could win a Woodie!

Meh, already did it. I'm sure it's floating around the internet somewhere….

I'm pretty sure that was the plot of Backdoor Sluts 9.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 17, 2008

I'm a chronic single. Never had a boyfriend, date, or kiss.

But I'm not one of those angry, Valentine's Day hating singles. I'm a hopeless romantic (waiting for one of those completely unrealistic, fantasy love stories… "Mr. Right" if you will). I think it's sweet for couples to have another excuse to be snuggly and mushy together. It's sweeter to have a spontaneous romantic day without any holiday or anniversary at all, but most people require a good excuse or a pass for their PDA and and romantic behavior to be more socially and widely accepted.

Plus, my parents always send me candy and flowers. That's kinda nice.

Oh, I want to add that it's a sweet holiday for adults. Teenagers making out and "in love" make me roll my eyes, sometimes laugh, sometimes gag.

ooh you must be hurting

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 18, 2008

It's OVER people. Move along. Nothing to see here.