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I prefer stale French Bread (the kind used in making subway sandwiches). That stuff gets hard enough to resist being cut by swords… I think… :)

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I prefer stale French Bread (the kind used in making subway sandwiches).

That's basically the equivalent of beating someone down with a lead pipe.

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The mightiest of weapons…



it has unlimited Rambo like ammunition that is manufactured in the soul.

Use that against a man in an iron suit. You could write bad pr about him or draw an outrageous caricature of him to add a witty slant to it, but do you think he would care in a zombie apocalyspe.



The answer is no. The pen may be mighty, but it won't stop you from dying.

If I had to choose what to look like in the zombie apocalypse, it would be the same thing I'd choose anywhere else:



Thats right. Doctor Doom bitches. Deal with that.

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Spring loaded sleeve derringer and a disarming smile.

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It'd be hard to pick just one. I'm the kind of person who thinks the arsenal in Hitman is kinda scanty lol!

But these are a few I'd like:

AK-47, more commonly known as kalashnikov:


A sniper rifle.

I know I'd sooner break my trigger finger than hit anything, but oh well ;)

A very handy minigun lol!

Physically impossible for a human to handle - but it's still be fun to try! :)

And this is my baby: the almighty stakegun!

This weapon doesn't even exist (at least not that I heard of, but I might need to check eBay again). Pierce your enemy with a stake. Nail him to the wall! Hell yeah!

No, I don't play video games too much. I just play all the wrong ones lol!

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There is one weapon I'd LOVE to get my hands on. It was in the old Firearms mod for Halflife 2. It was a submachine gun that used 7.62mm ammunition, the same that the M60 machine gun uses. :)

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ANGEL ARM. FRIKINLAZERARM.


But seriously I'd go wit my good friend the Bren. helped me through the sticky parts of call of duty 2…

but…

my favourite is… MAH TRUSTEH RIFLE.


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Stealth. Both Kinds.

Guns, I would have to say,

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I'd use that, as well as duel katanas.

I love my asian swords, baby.

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And this is my baby: the almighty stakegun!
Painkiller was cool. Except the name reminded me of aspirin…
There is one weapon I'd LOVE to get my hands on. It was in the old Firearms mod for Halflife 2. It was a submachine gun that used 7.62mm ammunition, the same that the M60 machine gun uses.
Which makes it a machinegun, not a sub. :)
Or at lest a semi auto rifle, carbine, or self loading rifle.
It's a classification based on ammunition size (and purpose). The parts of the weapon always have to be scaled up to operate with larger, more powerful ammunition.
I'd use that, as well as duel katanas.
Four arms? Sexy :)

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why do i think this is gonna end up with an office/school shooting….

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why do i think this is gonna end up with an office/school shooting….

I sure hope not…

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Yeah, because when people talk about imaginary weaponry it makes me wanna go postal…
I don't know, this subject is a strange one.

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Yeah, because when people talk about imaginary weaponry it makes me wanna go postal…

You mean a gravity gun isn't real?

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…Which makes it a machinegun, not a sub. :)
Or at lest a semi auto rifle, carbine, or self loading rifle.
It's a classification based on ammunition size (and purpose). The parts of the weapon always have to be scaled up to operate with larger, more powerful ammunition.

The thing had a short barrel. You could run around carrying and firing it. It was at least semi-automatic. It could've been a machine gun, albeit a very small machine gun…

*EDIT* Nevermind. Found it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP5

:)

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Yep, that's the MP5. What they're talking about with the ammo sizes is a development process using the same design. So while the MP5 uses the shorter, less powerful 9mm pistol ammunition, the larger and heavier G3 automatic rifle that it's based on uses the larger 7.62 ^_^
That's an interesting design tree though. I wonder if they have a light machine gun in there as well?

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The Lancer from Gears of War. It's an assault rifle AND it can saw a hulking monster of an alien in half in seconds! Now that's killing power.

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Why, my charming looks and civic reasoning, of course.

You'd be surprised at how well that works in a zombie invasion.

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I know the only wepon you need…

the mightly spork of death…

that or a M15

either works

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