Yeah, he'll have to learn to redo everything else in his life. Sleeping, eating, breathing… All of it would be so much different without pornography! I hear those little patches help, though.
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Yeah, he'll have to learn to redo everything else in his life. Sleeping, eating, breathing… All of it would be so much different without pornography! I hear those little patches help, though.
Pornpatches.
I'd beg to differ. These days, when I have 15 hour erections(call a doctor!), those amazing jack off juices just get my need to masturbate so fulfilled.Yeah, he'll have to learn to redo everything else in his life. Sleeping, eating, breathing… All of it would be so much different without pornography! I hear those little patches help, though.
Pornpatches.
They infuse endorphins into your skin? That might be a bad call, actually.
I'd beg to differ. These days, when I have 15 hour erections(call a doctor!), those amazing jack off juices just get my need to masturbate so fulfilled.Yeah, he'll have to learn to redo everything else in his life. Sleeping, eating, breathing… All of it would be so much different without pornography! I hear those little patches help, though.
Pornpatches.
They infuse endorphins into your skin? That might be a bad call, actually.
A romantic comedy if anything. It requires Seth Rogan's bear voice.I'd beg to differ. These days, when I have 15 hour erections(call a doctor!), those amazing jack off juices just get my need to masturbate so fulfilled.Yeah, he'll have to learn to redo everything else in his life. Sleeping, eating, breathing… All of it would be so much different without pornography! I hear those little patches help, though.
Pornpatches.
They infuse endorphins into your skin? That might be a bad call, actually.
Aw. A happy ending. Tears!
Too late.
Almost made it to the end of two days T_T
Get your mind out of the internet gutter Ozone!- there's plenty of wholesome and invigorating stuff to take your mind off filth. Take a look at this young lady f'rinstance - what she can do with a big stiff pole is mind boggling.She's mesmerising O___O
My favorite movie is also by Gilliam. The Fisher King.
Oh. I forgot I'm also addicted to Lego Digital Designer
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One Piece.
Cornflakes, dry, with no milk (it's like candy!).
Tom Waits' music.
Final Fantasy IX. Especially the Chocobo-mini-game.
Apple-cinnamon tea.
The list goes on for quite a while, so I think I'll leave it there. If I listed everything, we'd still be here tomorrow.
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