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wear it as a hat and sit in the woods and get close up pictures of the animals that come to eat it.







then, eat the animals.

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Lolwha? No I kid. But I don't get fruitcake so I'll do nothing to it.

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Marinate it in rum then eat it with cream.

Then wonder why you didn't just drink the rum and cream.

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Build forts in my kitchen with what I receive, and then throw marshmallows at my husband and cat.

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What is fruitcake?
Coveinant

So….
what will you do with it?
Answer the question, MAN!!!!

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Pour brandy over it and set it on fire :)

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liar!
oz is going to pack his fruitcake with fudge

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Ha! I hear you fill your's with chocolate donuts… and that you have a special way of making the holes in them ^^
lol!

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I actually love Fruitcake! I like to eat it with hot chocolate. of course, it's like chocolate, the cheap stuff is bland. But one year, someone gave me a hawaiian style fruitcake with macadamia nuts. I did not like that one. nope, i dont think macadamia nuts belong in a fruit cake

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I was watching the History channel today, and they said that a Fruit Cake *Well made and preseverd.* can last up to 25 YEARS.



Another reason to hate them.

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The Cake is a lie so it's not Fruit Cake. It's Fruit Lie.

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I actually love Fruitcake! I like to eat it with hot chocolate. of course, it's like chocolate, the cheap stuff is bland. But one year, someone gave me a hawaiian style fruitcake with macadamia nuts. I did not like that one. nope, i dont think macadamia nuts belong in a fruit cake
They'd bit a little hard… Fruitcake doesn't really lend itself to nuts.

What? Macadamia's are Native to Australia and Indonesia! Ah… but then Potatoes came from South America but that doesn't mean a lot of regional dishes and drinks world wide don't have 'em as the main ingredient…

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I was watching the History channel today, and they said that a Fruit Cake *Well made and preseverd.* can last up to 25 YEARS.



Another reason to hate them.

*GASP* IT CAN LAST A LONG TIME?

Oh I am seriously going to vomit u gais!!!!!!!!!

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Start a collection of fruitcakes and build a house… or a fortress.

Saves on cost and fuel! Downside… It'll smell like fruitcakes.

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Start a collection of fruitcakes and build a house… or a fortress.

Saves on cost and fuel! Downside… It'll smell like fruitcakes.

Hey…we could build forts out of it and have marshmallow wars together! This would make both the husband and the cat much happier.

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I'm going to eat it. All of it. And therefore gain great power over all things.

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If anyone gives me a fruitcake, I'm going to beat them about the head and shoulders with it until they apologize.

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What is fruitcake?
Coveinant

Even admins hate him, yeesh, I'd hate to be him.

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xmass pudding is drunk Fruitcake wack some in the microwave and call it pudding or eat it with cheese

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Pour brandy over it and set it on fire :)

But don't try this with vodka. Doesn't make for a happy christmas :(

I think trying to set it on fire will only make it angry.

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