Thread "What will you do with your fruitcake?" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 1, 2008

My mom actually buys and makes fruitcake because she likes it.

I've heard it makes a good doorstop.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

My mom buys a fruitcake every year for Sneaky Santa. No one picked it this year, so it continues to sit, unloved and untouched, and unwrapped as well, in our kitchen. It will probably just get thrown away :(

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

I like fruitcakes. (Is that a bad thing?)
So my advice is, give it to me.

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

I will do my best to emulate this fruitcake. I shall follow its wonderous lifestyle and slowly obtain its mannerisms, perhaps one day becoming its successor.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 13, 2008

Serve it to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 13, 2008

Keep it in rum or brandy or somekind of strong whisky…then when it comes around the next year, sell it, as fruit cake keeps forever.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 13, 2008

This year I ate the whole thing. Then I ate a whole bunch of mini ones. Then I ate another full sized one. I can't get enough fruit cake.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 21, 2008

give it to another person?

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 5, 2008

BLOW UP THE FRUITCAKE!!!

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 31, 2008

I don't get a fruitcake, I get a huge jar of Jelly beans that are finished within a week every year.

If I had one, I'd use it for a doorstop or paper weight.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 31, 2008

Wait… you can EAT fruitcake!?
I thought it was just for huckin' at stuff!