Oh no, I'm not gettin' roped into this. I saw Wishmaster.
What do you wish for Marine?
It would be cool if I could have (named removed) back. Her killing herself has turned me into a faggoty emo guy. I'd also like to be even more notorious than I already am. DO YOU WISH IT!?
Matt, don't do it. As a movie villian whose had more sequals than this poser, I can tell you he's up to no good. Thanks Freddy, but I really want (named removed) back. When I found her in the like she was, that image has just stuck with me since that day. I've turned even colder and darker than I was before. I've had nightmares about it.Yeah, I know all about your nightmares. I'll bet you do, you jerkface. That ain't the point. The point is, she's dead and gone and I feel bad about it. The more I think about it, the more I wish I could just go back in time and never have fallen in love with her. She was so special to me and made such an impact on me and my character, I just, I feel like I'd be a differnet guy entirely without her influance. She wasn't like perfect ten hot, but she wasn't bad looking. Her personality was what I fell for. She just had a way of making me smile. And it wasn't just her blowing me all the time eithar Freddy and demon genie guy from Wishmaster, it was our shared evil. She was just as cold and calloused as me, and I guess even more depressed than me. We could share everything, the white horse, our laughter, now all I think about it sharing death with her.Jesus marine, you've got more personal demons than me, and I think it was retconned that I raped my mother in a prison tower in Alice Coopers body. Yeah, but I don't let it get me down.With all of your gay whining about it, I can see clearly that you don't spend days awake thinking of her and how if you arrived home a little earliar, she wouldn't have killed herself. I'm sorry to do this man, really. After a story as awesome as that one, What made it awesome? That I'm torn up inside? That I don't know how to deal with anything anymore? Well thats not quite what I What did you mean then?Well, I gotta grant your wish with a goofy slant now. You said you'd wished you'd never met her and well, I gotta do what I gotta do. Go ahead and do it. I don't give a fuck about her and I never did. You won't as soon as I grant your wish…*magically, marines wish is granted and he finds himself with new memories, but still holds onto his old memories, like in the Butterfly Effect*
god dammit. Why do I still remember her…WHY! WHY DO I REMEMBER! And now I'm going to fight against ninjas wearing lipstick. Just fucking perfect.