The abillity to change/bend reallity around me. Just for the fun times.
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What would you do with super powers?
I'd think that invincibility would be really cool. I'd be a pretty lousy superhero just because I wouldn't be able to do anything impressive except not die or get injured. The cool thing would be I could stop the bank robbery by getting the robbers to use all their bullets on me, and I could stop the supervillain just by surviving things that were supposed to kill me. That's my hypothetical comic book life.
If I'm just running around being invincible I'd probably just start putting myself in dangerous situation for fun.
Telekinesis would be really awesome too. It's a great power for scaring the shit out of people. If I got telekinesis I'd probably be more of a supervillain just because I figure I'd enjoy my powers more that way.
I'd think that invincibility would be really cool. I'd be a pretty lousy superhero just because I wouldn't be able to do anything impressive except not die or get injured. The cool thing would be I could stop the bank robbery by getting the robbers to use all their bullets on me, and I could stop the supervillain just by surviving things that were supposed to kill me. That's my hypothetical comic book life.
If I'm just running around being invincible I'd probably just start putting myself in dangerous situation for fun.
Telekinesis would be really awesome too. It's a great power for scaring the shit out of people. If I got telekinesis I'd probably be more of a supervillain just because I figure I'd enjoy my powers more that way.
Wow… why do people think total invincibility (the ability to NEVER EVER DIE no matter what) is useless? If you ever got around to it you could travel the world learning all the martial arts there is as you wouldn't die from aging. You'd be a powerful superhero because of the skills you trained over time plus the skills you learn on the job.
*sigh* Mr. Immortal from the Marvel Comics gig has so much potential, but he's dragged down by his own self doubt… Or maybe not… he IS the leader of a group of misfits like himself…. except that Squirrel Girl is not much of a misfit (she took on some very dangerous villains and her only real ability is to talk to squirrels)…
choose ONE: Electric, Super Strength, and invincibility, fire, super Agility, and reflexes, Teleportation, or to be super smart) powers what would you do would you be good bad neutral and why Also where would you get your costume from (if you want one)The answer is obvious- Invincibility.
I'm already super smart :)
Teleportation is awesome though, so I'd have to hook up with someone who had that ability.
I want the power to heal myself and others and make it contagious.
What to do with it?
Keep developing it until a point where every human I touch (or come within 100 meters) experiences a profound healing. In a way that the evolution of their soul gets accelerated.
Because of the acceleration of soul evolution, the person may experience slight inconveniences for about a week to a few months such as:
- increased need to sleep and lie down
- diarrhea
- constipation
- flu-like symptoms
- unexplained muscle pains
- increased mood swings
And also a few positive results in the end…
- increased need to go outside and get fresh air
- increased need to exercise
- weight loss (or gain… whatever makes them healthier)
- sudden urge to drop destructive habits like drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, etc.
- dietary changes to a diet that takes in less meat
- increased need to expand their intellect and spiritual awareness
- and so on.
Because if everyone's soul evolution reaches a high point, that will be the END to a majority of the world's problems.
- No more war
- No more crimes based on greed, personal gratification, and the need to control their fellow man.
- Poverty will drop to a very low point or possibly eliminated.
- No more totalitarian regimes and any semblance of any police state. Regimes like China, Iran, North Korea, Russia, United Kingdom, California, Mexico, Venezuela, Cuba, Zimbabwe, etc… would all collapse or be forced to give more freedom to their people through lowering taxes and massively decreasing the size of government bureaucracy.
- No more destruction of the environment. No more monopolies of Big Oil, Big Pharma, and other cartels. As a result of the free market, green technologies will arise. As a result of the lack of need to control, no more chemtrailing, fluoridating the water, vaccines, GMO foods, etc…
- No more overpopulation problem. As we'd be taking it to the stars. There is space in the universe for every one to live in abundance.
EDIT: o ok nevermind. I'll find something else to insult you on…
Let's see…
- No more overpopulation problem. As we'd be taking it to the stars. There is space in the universe for every one to live in abundance.NICE MISUSE OF THE WORD ABUNDANCE, SIR.
Wait dictionary.com gave the wrong definition…
Okay fine, I'll simply find something else.
You're crazy.
Less meat? that's crazy… why not just have a power to affect vegetables so that they loose their ugly earthly stink and start tasting like chicken. Yeah, that'd be great.
I'd like some kind of morphing ability? You know, so I could change appearance. Would I use it for good? Maybe. Evil? Nah, don't like hurting people. Personal gain? Sure, why not. :D
Because of the acceleration of soul evolution, the person may experience slight inconveniences for about a week to a few months such as:
- increased need to sleep and lie down
- diarrhea
- constipation
- flu-like symptoms
- unexplained muscle pains
- increased mood swings
Your posts are always packed to the gills with crazy, but there's just something doubly nutso about how your "perfect world through the convoluted use of abstract superpowers" is complex enough to actually have side-effects…
lo! Chemtrails etc.
If Kyupol didn't exist we'd have to create him. :)
I know. I want the power to make rissoles the way my mum does. Those are fricken delicious and I want some now!
I got this really odd feeling that if you could, you'd get your hands on Inspector Gadget's hat…
Hey, who wouldn't want Inspector Gadget's hat?lo! Chemtrails etc.
If Kyupol didn't exist we'd have to create him. :)
I know. I want the power to make rissoles the way my mum does. Those are fricken delicious and I want some now!
I got this really odd feeling that if you could, you'd get your hands on Inspector Gadget's hat…
Less meat? that's crazy… why not just have a power to affect vegetables so that they loose their ugly earthly stink and start tasting like chicken. Yeah, that'd be great.As long as you leave my vegetables alone.
I can't believe that 1 of the powers isn't Immortality (which I would have picked, for the simple goal of NOT DYING). I'm too young to stress over a natural death, but not young enough to forget that in a few decades everybody dies. Do any of you really not mind dying? Think about that.
And I won't assume that Invincibility has Immortality attached.
Other than that… I would pick supergenius as power. Teleportation? I can just invent my own device. Talk to computers? I can hack into the offshore accounts of all the despicable fatcats of the world without having to talk to computers, and my techniques would be so advanced that I'd never be caught. Hell, eventually I'll invent my own immortality serum.
Just one big problem with being a Super genius:
And remember not to order from Acme.
I'd go for super-strength and invulnerablilty and dress in a blue outfit with antenna and walk around saying "SPOON!"
Seriously though how can you top a natty suit, a bowler hat, a sword cane and drive around in a Bentley? 
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