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What would you put in a dating site?
I might as well do this.
Name: Tophat (Rach)
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Height: 6ft (Im tall, so kill me)
Weight: Umm, I don't think my doc knows.
Race: ??? Human?
Location: Manchester England.
Music: Rock Suff.
Interests: Danceing (badly), drawing, Parting, Games, poeple, suff
Sign: Virgo
Other:
- Drinks, non-smocker
- Likes to Cooks (many poeple are scaerd by the fact that im GOOD at it)
- Speads to must time taking about Politic/reglion
- Is one of these moden art poeple (OHNO! :))
- Dosn't do to well if on her own for to long
- Has been know to give up sleep for a month
- More then like can out drink you
- Laughes loudly
- Is know as the 'bad inferlent' of most of her friends
On a first date
Will:
- Laugh to loud
- WILL pay half (boys clivtry isn't dead but hold open a door and dont make me feel bad)
- Try and make a jock
- Fail at said jock horrendaly
- Ware her hat and corset
Won't
- Be beded or bed you
- Get too durnk
- Be quite
Okay thats about it.
oohh, fun.
Name:Sorrow (you have to earn my real name)
Age:23
Sex:Female
Race:white/american mutt
Location:Louisiana (yay for crawfish!)
Music: yes
Interests:games, reading, writing, dancing, being goofy, and tattoos
Sign:Aquarious, year of the Rat
Other:
–I do talk to random strangers
–I will probably embarrass you
–I love the nice/funny guys
–random things are the fun things
–I love old horror movies, they are hilarious
–i watch way too many cartoons.
–non drinker/non smoker
–i've been called, goth, emo, punk, and crazy but im too laid back to care.
–i'm pretty clueless when it comes to famous or the latest things.
–and i would love to have someone design a tattoo just for me.
meh, i have a whole bunch of other random facts on my profile.
WingNut, you should defiantly give me a call. ^_~
Name: Vickie
Age: 24
Sex: Female
Sexual preference: Men… preferably single and straight
Height: 5'7"
Weight: Heavy enough for it to hurt when I sit on you.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Race: American-born pale European mongrel (some Italian, German, and English in there somewhere)
Location: West Virginia
Education: BS Zoology, MA Biology. Sick of school.
Career: Taking time off to recover from college. Hopes to own a museum (or work in one)
Sign: Merge Left
Music: Anything but country
Interests: nature and animals, humor, classic TV, detective/mystery novels, writing
Religious beliefs: Believes love and understanding toward all people is the highest form of reverence to God. Impatient with all forms of "preachiness" – religious or secular.
Other:
~Non-smoking, prefers not inhaling smoke (but won't tell you what to do with your own body)
~Doesn't like the taste of alcohol, but is amused by drunk people.
~Has pet rats and cats, wants a dog. You don't have to love animals, but should be able to tolerate me loving them.
~Timid around available men, accused by friends of being "chicken."
~Avoids social interaction but longs for it.
~Has never been on a date (see the two points above…)
Name: The Endless Bouncing
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Sexual preference: I'd say I'm pretty high on your list.
What I'm here for: Making friends, getting my name out there.
Height: 186cm
Weight: 80kg.
Eye Color: BLUE !
Hair Color: brown .
Race: 100m sprint, or caucasian.
Location: Qld, Australia.
Education: studying for BA, currently on hiatus.
Career: now a checkout chick. dreams of being a millionaire. will be a teacher at some point in my life.
Sign: Neon / Taurus.
Music: Anything good.
Interests: net-surfing, geeky activities, singing, latin dancing, comedy, church.
Religious beliefs: Good Catholic Boy. The rules are there to help us on the way, yo.
Other:
~ Non-smoker. You keep that stuff away from my lungs.
~ Social drinker. Drunkenness = stupid, but tipsy = amusing.
~ Parties are fun. Hanging out is funner.
~ Animals are cool, but if they jump on me I'm gonna jump on them. Same goes for licking, biting, playing, scratching, etc.
~ I can do absolutely anything. At all.
~ Dedicated geek.
~ I'm totally unstoppable, but I need a kickstart to get up in the mornings.
What I want in a Relationship:
~ Reply hazy, try again later.
Seein' as how both Ethan and I should not be enterin' anything on a datin' site, I'll go with…
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape."
I'll spare you the rest!
Name: Sophi
Sex: Female
Race: Gaelic ( scottish irish and english)
Age: 18
height 5"7
weight: 9.5 stone. ( or there about)
Location: halesowen UK
Music: 80's rock, new metal. anything with a good guitar solo.
Interests: inking, drawing, singing, playing giutar and drums, writing, meeting new people
Sign: Libra
Other stuff:
- Im a tattooist, well im getting there.
- dont smoke, do drink…im a cider girl.
- used to play rugby- in an all man team ( dont worry i'm not butch, just fast.)
- I wear glasses, not for fashion but medical reasons. I can see without them. but if you stand too far away you might get a bit blurry.
- I'm affectionate.like to be held. like to give kisses.
- I love gaming. love a bit of guitar hero or gears of war on the x Box 360. or resident evil on the WII.
- I like walks and kisses in the rain, i like men who are man enough to admit they like walks in the rain too.
- I'm open to anything- within reason, sex isnt the most important thing in a relationship but it doesnt mean ill turn it down.
- I like blue eyes- not to fussy on hair colour. like a man to be comfortable enough in himself. ( what am i on about im forever changing my hair colour…well myself in general)
- Im easy going, little eccentric, can be shy when you first talk to me, but give me five minutes to come out of my shell.
Ideal date: being at home, eating a freshly prepared meal, with the patio door open as the rain falls. then watching a movie and falling asleep together.
Genejoke wrote:That would be a very specific niche, but sounds like a good app for its target audience. Doesn't list any demographics or bio information. Just dick pics. All the dick pics can live there where they can be appreciated. Someone came up with this bizarre courtship ritual, so it must appeal to someone?
Well apparently dick pics are the in thing.
(I'm demi/ace. I have no personal interest in dating. I tend to feel like a Nat Geo documentarian when I see couples coupling. And literally nothing is a "turn on," XD )
I don't get the dick pic mentality, but it must work as people do it. Either that or it's like prayer. please god, let one of these 10000 profiles I sent a dick pic to lead to sex" Like spray and pray… sounds messy.
Moving on… I had some interesting experiences through dating apps a few years back. It even inspired some comics. I say some only one has gone live so far but there's two more coming soon(ish) in lite bites.
https://next.theduckwebcomics.com/Lite_bites/5683937/
Shameless plug over.
I don't think it matters to most people what your words day on dating sites, it's all about the pictures. Well not all about them but definitely a strong factor.
There are some things you maybe shouldn't put.
"I have a micro penis"
"I have a vast collection of bespoke pleasure dolls"
okay more seriously I found being too open a bad thing. Keep it fairly light and humorous and you can't go too far wrong.
Genejoke wrote:-Winner-
There are some things you maybe shouldn't put.
"I have a micro penis"
"I have a vast collection of bespoke pleasure dolls"
If I ever have interest in dating again and also manage to overcome my antipathy towards dating sites and or apps, those are the first two things I'll write.
…along with:
"I will beat you at farting.
You're wrong about everything.
I love terrible music"
Wildcat Arren wrote:
I would create female profile filled with pictures of feet, just to see what would happen.
You'd probably regret that decision.
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