Man I missed out on a lot of marriage stuff going on here at DD. I should pay closer attention. At the rate skool apparently gets around, I could have ended up married to her without knowing it. And I'm not into abusive relationships. :cry2:
In seriousness though, I think I'd tell him to just put her in the same room as me with a bunch of other people and let me figure it out myself. Why take all the fun out of things?
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Who Would You Marry?
All the girls I know are complete sl*ts.
So I've decided. My left foot. XD
I'm 16 anyway. I'll think about someone (not attached to my body) when I'm older.
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EDIT: I've removed the confusing bits simply because I can't be bothered to edit or explain them. Sorry skullbie for typing it up badly and making you misinterpret.
If the genie can give me a magical divorce how about a sex change down to the cellular level? Then I'd ask for every variety of hat ever manufactured (or go out and find them all) and then I'd marry ozone.
Or keep my gender and marry Selma Hyeck. She's always inspired me.
@Aurora Moon
What a pretty woman, almost cleanses away the mental image of sylar forest :) Shame about her flat chest
What can I say? I like Androgynous pretty people! :p
it'd be like you're having sex with both a man and a woman at the same time, only it's actually one person. Perfect for any bisexual person who isn't into threesomes. :P
I'm not really into marrying celebrities cuz their relationships usually turn to dust after a short time period.
But anyway, I'd probably be suckered (I normally don't believe in marriage and I'm a big cynic about relationships) into marrying someone who reminds me of my own female characters in my comics (preferrably Claudita).
What can I say? I like Androgynous pretty people! :p
Don't worry. There's gonna be more of those men in the future. You'll not be having a shortage of it.
But women who like the tough guy aggressive types (being good or bad is irrelevant) would be really pissed
[quote=Kyupol's news article]Although the link between pollutants and human reproduction has not been firmly established, there is growing evidence that the birth sex ratio can be altered by exposure to certain chemicals, such as dioxin, PCBs and pesticides.[/quote]
We need some more of that stuff in the air. For world peace!
Paul McCartney.
seriously? he looks like someone kicked a leather handbag these days. maybe you mean 60's Paul, I'll assume you mean 60's Paul. The Paul that had been untouched by tragedy and a one legged gold digger of a 2nd wife.
and as a wife, I guess I'd get someone who could teach me to knit. it's been bugging me how people do that for years. HOW DOES KNITTING WORK?! it just shouldn't.
Paul McCartney.
seriously? he looks like someone kicked a leather handbag these days. maybe you mean 60's Paul, I'll assume you mean 60's Paul. The Paul that had been untouched by tragedy and a one legged gold digger of a 2nd wife.
and as a wife, I guess I'd get someone who could teach me to knit. it's been bugging me how people do that for years. HOW DOES KNITTING WORK?! it just shouldn't.
it's best just not to think about it, Monk.
[quote=Kyupol's news article]Although the link between pollutants and human reproduction has not been firmly established, there is growing evidence that the birth sex ratio can be altered by exposure to certain chemicals, such as dioxin, PCBs and pesticides.[/quote]
We need some more of that stuff in the air. For world peace!
[/quote]
Be a chemtrail pilot. Make 6 figures a year. Contact the local [i]Illuminati[/i] office.
Help bring forth a new [i]order out of chaos[/i].
Paul McCartney.
seriously? he looks like someone kicked a leather handbag these days. maybe you mean 60's Paul, I'll assume you mean 60's Paul. The Paul that had been untouched by tragedy and a one legged gold digger of a 2nd wife.
and as a wife, I guess I'd get someone who could teach me to knit. it's been bugging me how people do that for years. HOW DOES KNITTING WORK?! it just shouldn't.
I have a genie…he could make Paul younger, transport me to the sixties…either way would be awesome. If not, I'd marry him anyways. He's still beautiful!
[quote=Kyupol's news article]Although the link between pollutants and human reproduction has not been firmly established, there is growing evidence that the birth sex ratio can be altered by exposure to certain chemicals, such as dioxin, PCBs and pesticides.[/quote]
We need some more of that stuff in the air. For world peace!
[/quote]
Be a chemtrail pilot. Make 6 figures a year. Contact the local [i]Illuminati[/i] office.
Help bring forth a new [i]order out of chaos[/i].
[/quote]
Air Force pilots don't make six figures. :( Airline pilots come close. Chem trails are mundane, every pilot in a jet aircraft does them.
Join the Council on Foreign Relations (write a real cool article on foreign policy), then get invited to the Bilderberger Group, then you can join the Illuimati. You gotta work your way up. :(
Or get recruited by the CIA and slave away in a basement doing intelligence anaylsis and hope for that promotion to G4 or higher.
Really sticks how it's gotten so mundane. :(
And no free women anymore. For that you have to learn Arabic and then blow yourself up.
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