Thread "Who Would You Marry?" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 18, 2009

Can I just get the magic divorce? Because I've been waiting on mine for like three years.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 18, 2009

Can I just get the magic divorce? Because I've been waiting on mine for like three years.

I feel a little bit of your pain.
I've represented myself in an auto insurance claims case… I'm sure what you go thru is like 500x worse.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 18, 2009

Can I just get the magic divorce? Because I've been waiting on mine for like three years.

Just leave.

Then again, if you're a guy it's generally cheaper to keep her, which sucks. As for a female, there's really no penalty for leaving/wanting to leave/cheating these days.

Still, studies show that after a divorce a man's quality of life increases when a woman's goes down, and it has nothing to do with the guy being a jerk.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 19, 2009

Thanks, Mlai. And it is mostly just the legal crap. We've been living apart for two and a half years, we don't have kids, I'm not even angry with him anymore about the breakup; he just keeps dragging his butt *frustration*.

And I guess to the original question, I'd really not like to marry anyone right now!

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 19, 2009

Pffff…if I wanted to get married? I'd make sure the genie set me up with the perfect person with whom we'd both be continuously happy with each other and never end it.

This can be accomplished by drugging each other with anti depressants.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 19, 2009

Jenna Fischer has been my celebrity girlfriend for a few years now. I'd probably marry her.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 20, 2009

Can I just get the magic divorce? Because I've been waiting on mine for like three years.
Just leave.

Then again, if you're a guy it's generally cheaper to keep her, which sucks. As for a female, there's really no penalty for leaving/wanting to leave/cheating these days.

Still, studies show that after a divorce a man's quality of life increases when a woman's goes down, and it has nothing to do with the guy being a jerk.

go for a preeeeenup.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 20, 2009

Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

accepted! and we'll live on a house boat and talk of fancyful things…[belch]

We could call it the love boat, and then have our own hit t.v. show.

and it would be awesome.

Oh Joy?

You know, if you're not interested in joining them, I'm always available as an alternative.

no. no one can leave. and now you're with us too.

PITFACE…you can't just let anyone and everyone into our…love boat….Worstcase…our houseboat needs a better name.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 20, 2009

PITFACE…you can't just let anyone and everyone into our…love boat….Worstcase…our houseboat needs a better name.

Nausea.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 20, 2009

PITFACE…you can't just let anyone and everyone into our…love boat….Worstcase…our houseboat needs a better name.

THE PRE-NUP

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 20, 2009

Ozone, Groovy Dancing Girl was totally made for you! Holy–

…heh this thread…

As for inter-tranny-clone-erotica…

well…

I could… make a pretty convincing 'boy'… I guess… ; "

hah! DyAMN. not much left for the imagination…

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 20, 2009

As for inter-tranny-clone-erotica…
I could… make a pretty convincing 'boy'… I guess… ; "

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 22, 2009

Frank Miller.

theres no humor intended here.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 22, 2009

Ooh. Is polygamy permitted?

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 22, 2009

I could… make a pretty convincing 'boy'… I guess… ; "

hah! DyAMN. not much left for the imagination…

Woah, so true.

If I weren't already married, I'd totally propose right this second.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 22, 2009

Ozone, Groovy Dancing Girl was totally made for you! Holy–

She is indeed! And with my new hat I hope to convince her of the merits of our match.

I could… make a pretty convincing 'boy'… I guess… ;

*Pic*

You do indeed! That's scary o_O

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 23, 2009

He looks really similar to the guy who has donated a bunch of art to MIAD where I go to school and hires students to clean out his basement every year and is also named Frank Miller…

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 23, 2009

If his basement is full of bodies it might be the same guy

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 23, 2009

He looks really similar to the guy who has donated a bunch of art to MIAD where I go to school and hires students to clean out his basement every year and is also named Frank Miller…

YOU BE GIVING HIM MY PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL

btw, any way i could see the art he donates to see if its really frank miller?

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 23, 2009

I'd marry Elisha Cuthbert.

Oh lawd <3

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 23, 2009

Of course I'm marrying my fiance lol but aside from him… Spike. From Buffy. No, not James Marsters the actor. He has to be a silver-blond haired vampire who's lived thousands of years. I want the character Spike. Lol ^^

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 2, 2009

Of course I'm marrying my fiance lol but aside from him… Spike. From Buffy. No, not James Marsters the actor. He has to be a silver-blond haired vampire who's lived thousands of years. I want the character Spike. Lol ^^

What is it with girls and wanting to marry vampires?

Posted at 12:02AM, Feb. 3, 2009

Oh come on, it's fucking Spike. Can you blame her?

Posted at 12:02AM, Feb. 3, 2009

Oh come on, it's fucking Spike. Can you blame her?

If his English accent was better… Maybe if the character was real though, it would be :)

Posted at 12:02AM, Feb. 3, 2009

Hey ladies.

Lady boys.

Men?