Thread "Who Would You Marry?" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 16, 2009

I also once thought I wouldn't mind sexing up a female version of myself, until I sorta came to know a real-life female version of myself… Now I know better…

As for who I would not marry… I'd have to say all of yous in this thread. Wow you guys are disturbing.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 16, 2009

Wow you guys are disturbing.

Thank you, i try my best.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 16, 2009

honestly, I think everyone would pretty much want to give a shot at sexing up, if not marrying, a opposite-gender version of themselves. even a same-sex version of themselves too, if they were so inclined. :p

I know I'd make out with an clone of myself. :P
I've met the closest thing that will ever happen to the female version of me and I can safely say that I wouldn't. Mostly just for the fact of how disturbing it would be to do any such thing ignoring the fact that it would be pretty much like incest.

I dunno. I think it only counts as incest if the said person you're fooling around is the following:
1)the one who gave birth to you, or the one who helped father you.
2)was born by the same parents that gave birth to you, thus becoming your siblings.
3)Is related to your parents or you in any form at all.

When you're screwing your clone, whenever it be same-gender or opposite-gender, you're basically just screwing yourself. so that counts as actual masturbation more than it is incest.

that's just me. of course I could be wrong…

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 16, 2009

Batman.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 16, 2009

honestly, I think everyone would pretty much want to give a shot at sexing up, if not marrying, a opposite-gender version of themselves. even a same-sex version of themselves too, if they were so inclined. :p

I know I'd make out with an clone of myself. :P

I know a guy who looks like a male version of myself…his face, hair, the way he dresses and everything. I'd marry him just to see what the kids would look like. Also he's adorable and Russian, so that helps.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 16, 2009

I'd marry a female version of myself simply because she'd be the only woman alive who would understand my jokes.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 16, 2009

If I was female, I'd screw my male clone if he's Russian. LOL.
As a male, hell I'd screw my female clone of any ethnicity.
I wouldn't marry any of them though heheh.
Gahdammit now you guys're making me do it.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 16, 2009

I wouldn't marry a male version of myself. I almost did, and we fought far too much.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

honestly, I think everyone would pretty much want to give a shot at sexing up, if not marrying, a opposite-gender version of themselves. even a same-sex version of themselves too, if they were so inclined. :p

I know I'd make out with an clone of myself. :P
Ugh. Not me. I'm sure I can do better than me…

Don't have much self-esteem, do you? Then again, saying you could do better than yourself is also a bit of an ego builder. Damn, I'm confused.

Anyway, guess it's about time I answered. I'll go with one of the ladies on DD who is around my age and is an awesome artist so we can do a comic together that will be more popular than Charby. And if you're interested, I'm 19 (20 next month).

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

I couldn't marry a clone of me. Ignoring the question of how weird it'd be, my own obnoxious personality flaws would start to piss me off when they're being inflicted on me instead of other people, and it'd probably be really boring being with someone who thinks exactly the same way as me. Also, I'm fat and lazy, not qualities I'd look for in the perfect marriage.

A one night fling though? Hell yes.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

LOL what's with all this fascination with doing yourself, anyways? Is it because you actually think that you can give yourself unconditional love and passion?

If there is 1 person on this planet who can never love you (not even enough for a fling), it's prolly yourself. That goes for all of us. After all, who knows our deep dark ugliness better than ourselves, and who sees our faults more clearly?

That goes for the narcissists as well, once they see themselves in another person.

… Damn, I think I just gave myself a cold shower about having a fling with my female clone.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

That was pretty much my point, Mlai. I'm just not as good at getting my point across.

Now to answer your question, I would just want to know what'd it like to have sex with me, that's all.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

I wouldn't marry a male version of myself. I almost did, and we fought far too much.

Ha, fortunately the male version of me doesn't know a lot of English. ;)

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

(That I'd marry a female version of myself, not a female version of Ozone)
I'd marry a female version of Ozone, if I weren't already marrying Vincent D'Onofrio.

It could be a very strange threesome!

In the meantime I'm all alone with not even my clone for company! :_:

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The marry myself thing was a joke. It really would be like maying your sister and that doesn't appeal to me. My sister bought me "Step Brothers" with will Farrell for Christmas, so obviously marrying your sibling is a mistake that would lead to revolting consequences.

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So I have decided. I will marry this girl:

She knows how to wear a hat and I like the way she moves.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

accepted! and we'll live on a house boat and talk of fancyful things…[belch]

We could call it the love boat, and then have our own hit t.v. show.

and it would be awesome.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

accepted! and we'll live on a house boat and talk of fancyful things…[belch]

We could call it the love boat, and then have our own hit t.v. show.

and it would be awesome.

Oh Joy?

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 17, 2009

I've met the closest thing that will ever happen to the female version of me and I can safely say that I wouldn't. Mostly just for the fact of how disturbing it would be to do any such thing ignoring the fact that it would be pretty much like incest.

I dunno. I think it only counts as incest if the said person you're fooling around is the following:
1)the one who gave birth to you, or the one who helped father you.
2)was born by the same parents that gave birth to you, thus becoming your siblings.
3)Is related to your parents or you in any form at all.

When you're screwing your clone, whenever it be same-gender or opposite-gender, you're basically just screwing yourself. so that counts as actual masturbation more than it is incest.

that's just me. of course I could be wrong…

Maybe not physically, but messing around with someone who is pretty much all but genetically my little sister would just be messed up.

So I have decided. I will marry this girl:

She knows how to wear a hat and I like the way she moves.

I'll give you that she's cute, but wow…

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 17, 2009

So I have decided. I will marry this girl.

She knows how to wear a bra and I like the way she moves.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 17, 2009

Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

accepted! and we'll live on a house boat and talk of fancyful things…[belch]

We could call it the love boat, and then have our own hit t.v. show.

and it would be awesome.

Oh Joy?

You know, if you're not interested in joining them, I'm always available as an alternative.

So I have decided. I will marry this girl. She knows how to wear a hat and I like the way she moves.

I hope you two end up very happy together.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 18, 2009

i'll just settle for whoever's left after this thread…

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 18, 2009

Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

accepted! and we'll live on a house boat and talk of fancyful things…[belch]

We could call it the love boat, and then have our own hit t.v. show.

and it would be awesome.

Oh Joy?

You know, if you're not interested in joining them, I'm always available as an alternative.

no. no one can leave. and now you're with us too.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 18, 2009

*awesome*

So I have decided. I will marry this girl.

She knows how to wear a bra and I like the way she moves.

I'll fight you for her.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 18, 2009

Pffff…if I wanted to get married? I'd make sure the genie set me up with the perfect person with whom we'd both be continuously happy with each other and never end it.

Not some fucking retarded "lots of sex/lots of money/lots of whatever" BS and have either person miserable.

No, a perfect fucking match to the end.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 18, 2009

In all seriousness I cant picture myself getting married for a long while. I would need to be with the person for a few years before I comit and give them half of my shit.

Then again in terms of relationships even I like to take things slow and not rush into something.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 18, 2009

Grace Park.