Snow: No, and I don't intend to. Ordinary Chaos Cola has existed out there for a long time, if a guy wants to drink it, he should be smart enough to get the normal version. That's what the line on each can is for that no one involved in the process of making and distributing it can be held liable for effects it may take on males. *shrug* Not my business if someone is too stupid to tell normal and special version apart.
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Doc: well it seems you have all te bases covered. Alright then, best of luck with the product. anyway, beforeI go,*pulls out a file, several dozen botle caps, a couple bottlesof vodka ,rum, wine, gin, and scotch along with a picture of a cat* care to join me in a little Drunk Science?
Doc: hard to say really, it differs everytime, who knows you may even wake up stark nude with a lampshade on your head.
Snow:*looks around*but there are no lamps in here.
Doc:exactly.
*next door*
Val:*hears a commotion as she gets changed going on in the other room* the heck?(…part of me says to stay away, but curosity says go for it.)…*walks over to the door and enters*
*at the springs*
Ann: *mumbles*spoilsport.
Mia:oh pico will you relax?its just us 3. what's a little fun between friends?
Snow: *looks at the door and sees Val entering* Ey~ beautiful! *he points at her while looking at doc* There's the hottest piece of tail on this whole gawddamn world- … ehh, what am I saying, in the whole freaking multiverse approaching! *he gestures Val to come closer* What's up, luv?
Ann: huh would you look at that? he ran out and didn't even dry himself.*finishes up and throws on her stuff*
Mia: I know right? Pico wait up for us!
*in Snow's lab*
Val:…what are you 2 up to?
Doc: Drunk Science!
Snow: the best kind of science there is.
Val: I see…*notices the unopened can of Chaos Cola and remember's Mia's story*(he's lightly buzzed and so is doc…do I dare to do it now? To both of them? …maybe, but only after a few drinks. I want to see what this is all about. …oh who are you kidding Val? your going to forget after the first few drinks. save it for another day!) Mind if I join your little experimentation?
Doc: of course…the more the merrier.*pours her a mugs worth or rum*
Val: *with enthusiam*here's to Drunk Science!*clinks it together with their stuff*
Snow and Doc: TO Science!*they drink up*
Snow: *in a slurred drunken accent* Hey, hey doc. Listen…
Doc: What's on your mind?
Snow: Nononono, listen…
Doc: Okay?
Snow: Listen-
Doc: Yeah?
Snow: Listen-
Val: Yeah?
Snow: You must listen! *leaning on the table, he raises a finger and pauses, waiting for an unperceivable signal to continue* … What- now listen! … What if- *takes a huge sip* what if… if there's a pencil that… now hold on, you won't believe it… that draws everything just as you imagine? You're not bound to the limits of your skills as an artist anymore… Everything you draw turns out exactly like you imagine it! Line art, coloring, shading, special effects, everyting! … And that pencil… *he lets his hands wander through the air as if fencing an imaginary logo* … would never break when you sharpen it! … Ehh, forget that, listen, listen dammit! *again unnecessary long silence* … It would never blunt at all!
Ann: they look real nice.
Mia: thanks pico.*pecks him on the cheek*
*back in the lab*
Val: No. Way. that would be that would be genius.
Doc: yeha. much better. than sexy fruit punch on the beach.
Val: hey, hey doc-
Doc: yeha?
Val: what doy you think of snow?*drunken chuckles*
Doc:What do I- oh that's easy. *puts his arm around Snow* I think hes a…da greatest Son I could ask fo'. best Scientist in da universe,den outta den. I love ya man!*let's go and kiss the cat drawing*that one's fer ya.
Snow: Dude, man, dude, that's… you, you should know that I'm… really- and I mean really~ fond of ya. And you should also know… that we're… n-not moving out… out of here, because of you! But, see… *points in about Val's direction* Sorry man, but I already have a wife. *suddenly hits the table* A DAMN HOT ONE at that!
Doc: I-i see bu-but*laughs and almost falls over* I-I but I could get hotter than that.
Snow:*throws his hand forward* what?
Val:show us.*finsishes her drink*
Doc: ok y-y-ya watchen'? ya watchen? here I's go.*morphes into the familar blond hedgehog* see?*slowly wobbling*
Val:oh my gosh that's- I don't even know where*laughs as she almofalls out of her seat*
Doc: ah but seriously no matter what Val you'll always be my idol. I'm glad you caught this guy. Nice hair, funny…hair. *goes over to her and whispers* and I hear he's a great kisser.
Val: I know i've given him so many. bu-but sometimes I wonder…
Doc: wonder what?
*elsewhere*
Mia: thanks pico.
Jasmine: well could I interest you in a snack perchance? I hapen to have made some pie.
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