Val: Well sometimes- I mean, I mean, REALLY rarely sometimes… definetelishly not often- … I wonder what he'd look like… kinda… you know, sometimes… what he'd look like as a woman. I-I mean, can you even- you don't even know… You both, ya can't even imagine, what I'd do to him… if he was, kinda female…
Doc: Don't you, haven't I given you that… b-box? With the meds?
Val: Yeah, yeah, you did, I mean, I mean, I remember you did, it's… ah hell… where's it again? *she staggers as she tries to remember* … I-I think it was under… -nder the bed. But you know, it's never, I mean, I haven't really, kinda, bothered to take them.
Snow: Well y- *hic* -a had the chance to before our wedding, *gasps and switches subject mid-sentence* Doc! *grabs for doc's coat* Doc, doc, listen, listen man! What if… a-are you listening? Are you- good. Now listen! What if… if there was a digicam… that, listen! That can record things… that already happened! … A digi- *hic* that can RECORD PAST!
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Ann: *going to town on the pie and finishes* more please.
Jasmine:alright *hands her a choloate pie* I'll be rightback with some more.
*in the lab*
Doc:Dude, I-I have one of those Its its wait a sec.*pulls it out of his right pocket*
Snow: Woah! are you a magician?
Doc: no dude I'm doc the drunk hedgehog*hic*. hey you know I've always wondered how old you are you?
Snow:I think, hold on *counts his fingers* yeha.
Doc: you know I could change that?
Val: You don't say?
Doc: yeha. hey snow, snow you listening? You-, good. What if we stay with me… What if we record stuff now… with this device… and then watch it later?
Snow: Eighty three.
Doc: Nice number… what?
Snow: Eighty three… uhh, I mean *hic* thirty eight.
Doc: … A-also a nice number but what… what does it mean?
Snow: … *tries to remember* … Uhh… A-ohyea, my age.
Doc: W-wait… so does that mean… yer-yer not fingers old?
Snow: Pfft, course not! … Not that old anyway.
Val: Then what does that… I mean, I mean, what, how old am I then?
Snow: That's easy, hold on… we're wed for… uhh… more than a year, was it more? I-I think it was more… S-so, back then… I was… thirtsy seven. You were *hic* nine years younger than… than me. That's… *counts fingers* twenty eight. You, you got that? You got that doc? *tips against the camera lens with a finger* Is this thing recording? *hic* Does that thing got that?
Doc: *giggles insanely* I-I don't even know man.
Snow: Al-alright. So, when you were twent- *hic* eight, and add one… that means you're twenty nine-ish now. Right? Am I, am I right?
Val:let's see here*does the math* pretty close yeah I mean I think. aww I'm getting old*falls out of her seat laughing and gets up*
Snow: *playful slured tone*oh no! The horror! the horror! I see a gray hair.
Doc: Snow that's your hair man*points to val who is roughly the same color as he* your looking in a mirror and are covered in them.
Val: well if he's coved in gray I have to say he looks sexy in it~ *winks at him*.
*In pico's room*
Ann:*still going at it* more please
Jasmine: of course.*hands her a cherry pie*
Pico: how many has she had so far?
Mia: I think 5 going now on 6…
Jasmine: an excellent Idea pico why-
Mia: *in the other room*no way she ate them all!
Jasmine: really?*sticks herhead out the door* she ate the rest of the pies?
Mia: how many did you make?
Jasmine: 2 dozen. subtract the 2 I gave you, that's 22 pies.
Ann: they were delishous.
Mia: anyway*walks into the bedroom* what's going on in here?
Mia: I love you too…*smiles* we best rest up. your going to need all the energy you can get fighting and I'm going top need a good deal of it cheering for you.
Pico:that's right its coming up soon. alright night Mia.
Mia:night pico.
*the 2 pass out in pico's room in a loving embrace. Jasmine gets the light and turns her atention towards towards ann in the chair at the table. she places the girl on the couch and places a blanket over her*
*in the lab*
Val:*out of her mind hammered* hey Doc~ we still filming?
Doc:*growing a third liver to soak up the alcohol and ready to pass out* yeha why?
Val: I- I wanna you to get something.*pulls snow over* honey?
Snow:*semi-consous and waaaay past drunk* unnh?
Val: would you like to make a daring agreement?
Snow:s-sure…
Val: alright here it is you listeng you- Snow pay attention, tis important i need you- ok good if I don't get to the final 8 I'll do anything you like, no complaints for a week. If I do get in you got to do me anything I want for a day, If I make it to the semifinals you got to spend the night with me as a woman and, and if I get to the finals by some Miricale and win…*drunken laughter* I-I can't say it…
Doc: come on, finish it. you can do it.
Val: nonononononono I-I alright, alright. If I win, If, if I*hic*we'll both drop 10 years from our current age, and your going to help me rope in DN to agreeing to a "ladies night only" special event. …no that's stupid.
Doc: are you kidding? go for it, girl.
Val: *grins*ok. agreed?
Snow:*workds barly come out but the few are clear*what ever you say…Luv you.
Val: and now we seal the deal. *kisses him in a passionate sloppy manner* alright well we're going to pass out now. doc why don't you come with? its a nice bed. oh,*points to the camera* and "me" when I sober up a few hours from now, don't wuss out or…or I'll…keck you in the rear so hard the seat will fell it. bye bye now*waves to the camera* kay stop the tape.*passes out on the table*
Doc:*does so and helps the 2 to their room, placing them on the bed and falls between them* rrrrnight…
*In the office*
SB:alright and now we have a gameplan for next month's meet.*locks it away* Well with that being said I best see how the tourny set up is coming along.
*The Following morning*
Val:oh lord my head…*remembers the Drunk Science and checks Snow*…(oh thank goodness He's still a guy…though I don't remember him wearing that.) *looks over at Doc*…(why is he in the bed? and where did he get a lampshade?)*goes to a Mirror*(where did this oufit come from? Yeha it looks nice but its too schoolgirl for me…What did we even do last night.)
Snow: *starts moving slowly* (Ouh~ what happened?) *looks to the right* (… There's doc. Okay, starting to feel weird.) *looks to the left* (No one.) *he sits up carefully as if he had glass bones and looks to the end of the bed* (No one. Alright. Panicking now.) *he stands up, careful not to wake doc and assesses himself* (Huh. Rarely have I worn a tweed vest along with a jibbah and- … what's that, ohh boy, that's garters, great. And they're not Val's either. Fantastic. Where is she anyway?) *as he sees her by the mirror, he attempts to greet her, however the words get stuck in his throat as he sees what the lab looks like*
Val: *notices he's awake* Morning, dear.
Snow: Morning… What the thunderfuck did we do last night?! *he waves it aside* Ah, forget it, I won't remember anyway. Might as well make breakfast for three. *he hears his stomach rumble* (Or more.)
Doc:*begins to stir*…I am a lamp. click*laughs for a bit and sits right up and sees the 2* ok quick question aside from any hang over does anyone feel sore anywhere?
Val&Snow: no
Doc: ok good nothing happened then*she looks Val over* Very nice. you should wear that more often.
Val:thanks for the complement, but I really don't do skirts.
Doc:*looks over to Snow* and Snow nice garter. Where'd ya get it?
Snow:…oh, you know, Drunk Science.
Doc:*checks one of his pockets* why do I have a hundred bucks? …you know what? *grabs the camera off the side table*how about we watch the footage over Breakfast? I'm sure that will clear everything up.
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