minimum wait of 30 days. i think pullups got me, cause i wasn't expecting to fail them, so i didn't work them as much.f*ck, f*ck, mcf*ckity f*ckerson. f*ck.
i swam fast. i ran fast. i sat it up quickly. I did only 3 pullups. ONLY 3 FUCKING PULLUPS. well, technically, i did 9. 3 were picture perfect. 3 weren't far enough, and i touched the wall on 3 of them. so ONLY 3 FUCKING PULLUPS COUNTED. that's failing by the way.
I'm off to find an airmen who is doing nothing, so i can beat on him to take out my aggression. (equivalent to a private, for those of you who are more familiar with the army terms. lol. beat a private.)
aw shit 72, im sorry to hear it man. will ya get to take it again?
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minimum wait of 30 days. i think pullups got me, cause i wasn't expecting to fail them, so i didn't work them as much.f*ck, f*ck, mcf*ckity f*ckerson. f*ck.
i swam fast. i ran fast. i sat it up quickly. I did only 3 pullups. ONLY 3 FUCKING PULLUPS. well, technically, i did 9. 3 were picture perfect. 3 weren't far enough, and i touched the wall on 3 of them. so ONLY 3 FUCKING PULLUPS COUNTED. that's failing by the way.
I'm off to find an airmen who is doing nothing, so i can beat on him to take out my aggression. (equivalent to a private, for those of you who are more familiar with the army terms. lol. beat a private.)
aw shit 72, im sorry to hear it man. will ya get to take it again?
wel at elast ya've got an idea of what screwed ya up, and the wait time'll give ya time to polish up. ya did it once, ya know you can do it again.
Ive just witnessed the creepiest thing ive seen in a long time.
I went out for my midnight smoke. Everything was unusally quiet. I notice theres lawn chairs fucking EVERYWHERE. On the top of a van, in my guarden, in the middle of the road and on a roof. But theyre not just thrown there. Theyre neatly placed. As if someone was sitting in it. But this isnt the wierdest part. Guess whats sitting on the fucking chair. A garden gnome. Every chair had a garden gnome. That kinda made me laugh a bit. But then the bush at the side of my house shakes a bit. No wind and everythings quiet. I go to take a look and theres another fucking gnome. Just sitting there, looking at the bush. I assume its just a cat. Theres a couple in this street. I take a walk out of my guarden and lock my fence behind me and look at the shit load of gnomes sitting on lawn chairs. I come back to my garden. The gate is open. I made sure that id locked it before. Put the bar latch on it and everything. As im about to walk back in theres a loud scretch coming from the graveyard at the bottom of the cul de sac. I just got creeped out and came back inside.
Ive just witnessed the creepiest thing ive seen in a long time.Still think this is the best prank ever.
I went out for my midnight smoke. Everything was unusally quiet. I notice theres lawn chairs fucking EVERYWHERE. On the top of a van, in my guarden, in the middle of the road and on a roof. But theyre not just thrown there. Theyre neatly placed. As if someone was sitting in it. But this isnt the wierdest part. Guess whats sitting on the fucking chair. A garden gnome. Every chair had a garden gnome. That kinda made me laugh a bit. But then the bush at the side of my house shakes a bit. No wind and everythings quiet. I go to take a look and theres another fucking gnome. Just sitting there, looking at the bush. I assume its just a cat. Theres a couple in this street. I take a walk out of my guarden and lock my fence behind me and look at the shit load of gnomes sitting on lawn chairs. I come back to my garden. The gate is open. I made sure that id locked it before. Put the bar latch on it and everything. As im about to walk back in theres a loud scretch coming from the graveyard at the bottom of the cul de sac. I just got creeped out and came back inside.
Ive just witnessed the creepiest thing ive seen in a long time.Oh man that reminds me of the time that when the people at my school left the shitty radio on and on full blast when they left, so I turn the volume down, fucked with the tuning, unplugged it, and left a note saying "LEARN TO GLOBAL WARMING".
I went out for my midnight smoke. Everything was unusally quiet. I notice theres lawn chairs fucking EVERYWHERE. On the top of a van, in my guarden, in the middle of the road and on a roof. But theyre not just thrown there. Theyre neatly placed. As if someone was sitting in it. But this isnt the wierdest part. Guess whats sitting on the fucking chair. A garden gnome. Every chair had a garden gnome. That kinda made me laugh a bit. But then the bush at the side of my house shakes a bit. No wind and everythings quiet. I go to take a look and theres another fucking gnome. Just sitting there, looking at the bush. I assume its just a cat. Theres a couple in this street. I take a walk out of my guarden and lock my fence behind me and look at the shit load of gnomes sitting on lawn chairs. I come back to my garden. The gate is open. I made sure that id locked it before. Put the bar latch on it and everything. As im about to walk back in theres a loud scretch coming from the graveyard at the bottom of the cul de sac. I just got creeped out and came back inside.
How does it remind me of Same's story?
Not a clue, I was just reminded of it while trying to think of a similar story.
Yesterday I woke up after about 8 hours of sleep and felt awake instantly.
Today I woke up after about 5 hours and feel like I've just died.
I'm off to find an airmen who is doing nothing, so i can beat on him to take out my aggression. (equivalent to a private, for those of you who are more familiar with the army terms. lol. beat a private.)
Yeah old joke. What does a marine get when he beats a private? A seaman.
just cuz i do a zombie comic doesnt mean im a fucking one trick pony. i dont appreciate being turned away on something because of the subject of some of my work, especially when the person likes my style otherwise. i can do other themes, hell, i'd like to try a few other things in fact. shit i'd try some romance stuff if it was interesting enough. i like applying my style to different things and seeing what comes out! i do realize zombies are the "in thing" right now, but that's not even half of my work! dont get me wrong, i do really like the zombie project im working on, hell i love it! but that's not all i can fucking do!one guy i just did a commission for said he wanted his character gaunt and meek. so i gave him deep set eyes, pronounced cheekbones, and a sinewy body. dude writes back saying he knows zombies are my "thing" but it's not what he was looking for!
i suppose i cant bitch about it to much, like i said i do like working on "The Dead" alot, it's alot of fun and its only getting better. so if this is the stigma that comes with it, then that's fine, i can deal with it. just kind of pisses me off.
Ive just witnessed the creepiest thing ive seen in a long time.GAhahaha, did you take pics? I mean it was probably creepy as fuck actually being there, but it sounds so lulzy online. Reminds me of one of those ridiculous chain letters "send this to 10 people or gnomes will hack into your computer and send your porn files to everyone on 'my contacts'!"
I went out for my midnight smoke. Everything was unusally quiet. I notice theres lawn chairs fucking EVERYWHERE. On the top of a van, in my guarden, in the middle of the road and on a roof. But theyre not just thrown there. Theyre neatly placed. As if someone was sitting in it. But this isnt the wierdest part. Guess whats sitting on the fucking chair. A garden gnome. Every chair had a garden gnome. That kinda made me laugh a bit. But then the bush at the side of my house shakes a bit. No wind and everythings quiet. I go to take a look and theres another fucking gnome. Just sitting there, looking at the bush. I assume its just a cat. Theres a couple in this street. I take a walk out of my guarden and lock my fence behind me and look at the shit load of gnomes sitting on lawn chairs. I come back to my garden. The gate is open. I made sure that id locked it before. Put the bar latch on it and everything. As im about to walk back in theres a loud scretch coming from the graveyard at the bottom of the cul de sac. I just got creeped out and came back inside.
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I apparently have 'good' credit. I really wanna know what the actual number is, but i know there's no reason to pay to find out, or go on those 'free' bs sites that pull you into oblivion or bill you if you don't cancel.
Mindfuck Gnomes.GAhahaha, did you take pics? I mean it was probably creepy as fuck actually being there, but it sounds so lulzy online. Reminds me of one of those ridiculous chain letters "send this to 10 people or gnomes will hack into your computer and send your porn files to everyone on 'my contacts'!"
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I apparently have 'good' credit. I really wanna know what the actual number is, but i know there's no reason to pay to find out, or go on those 'free' bs sites that pull you into oblivion or bill you if you don't cancel.
No. I dont have a phone with a camera anymore and i dont own a camera so I couldnt take any. I was out for like half an hour checking out the other gnomes in peoples gardens. I counted around 30 odd gnomes in the cul de sac. They just appeared then i assume* they were picked up around six am.
* I know theyre still around somewhere.
What was the creepiest part was the sounds coming from the grave yard.
Would it be possible for the souls of the dead to inhabit the gnomes and wander at night?! Although thats impossible i still believe something like that. The main thing im confused about is how did the chair get so carefully placed on the roof?
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just cuz i do a zombie comic doesnt mean im a fucking one trick pony. i dont appreciate being turned away on something because of the subject of some of my work, especially when the person likes my style otherwise. i can do other themes, hell, i'd like to try a few other things in fact. shit i'd try some romance stuff if it was interesting enough. i like applying my style to different things and seeing what comes out! i do realize zombies are the "in thing" right now, but that's not even half of my work! dont get me wrong, i do really like the zombie project im working on, hell i love it! but that's not all i can fucking do!one guy i just did a commission for said he wanted his character gaunt and meek. so i gave him deep set eyes, pronounced cheekbones, and a sinewy body. dude writes back saying he knows zombies are my "thing" but it's not what he was looking for!
i suppose i cant bitch about it to much, like i said i do like working on "The Dead" alot, it's alot of fun and its only getting better. so if this is the stigma that comes with it, then that's fine, i can deal with it. just kind of pisses me off.
Who said this? Did you get rejected for the 2000AD thing?
I apparently have 'good' credit. I really wanna know what the actual number is, but i know there's no reason to pay to find out, or go on those 'free' bs sites that pull you into oblivion or bill you if you don't cancel.
There actually is a site that you can check on that's for free and doesn't pull the same BS as the free credit report people. Let me see if I can dig it out of my bookmarks for you.
Here: https://www.annualcreditreport.com
I have not used it myself, but I have it on good credit that the site is indeed safe and you do actually get the credit score for free.
Here's the FTC site on the whole mess with some more info.
http://www.ftc.gov/freereports
http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2005/08/consumerinfo.shtm
There actually is a site that you can check on that's for free and doesn't pull the same BS as the free credit report people. Let me see if I can dig it out of my bookmarks for you.
Here: https://www.annualcreditreport.com
This site is on the up and up. i've used it for my yearly checks for the last 4 years. However, you still don't get your score. you just get to see what banks see when they loan you money. (accounts, past and present)
What you can do is pretend to go buy a car, and when they look up your credit score, ask them what it says, cause you want to make sure it matches what you got online. (i did this when i actually bought my car last year, until then i had never seen a specific number for me.
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Due to my failure yesterday, i've decided not to run the triathlon. i need to focus more on my muscular endurance, than my cardiovascular. I won't stop riding the bike, but i'm not going to do this one. It's 3 weeks away, and the next past is 4 weeks. If i pass again, then i can go on and find another triathlon to do, but my priority is my future job, and not just something that will impress my friends.
Me and my big mouth. Self-fulfilling prophecy. Say something no longer fearing that negative reaction that is is unrealistic to expect and some one reacts in that unrealistic manner. I keep forgetting that people are less forgiving of how Fubar people are than I am.
But please don't nail me to a cross I will not play the part of a martyr. I'll let myself feel bad, make a note of the mistakes made and move on.
To err is human and that is how you learn and I'm always learning because I know I definitely do not know everything. Though it would be nice if the rest of world would acknowledge that it doesn't know everything too.
I don't think it takes much to make Oz laugh.-_-
Watch:PEANUTBUTTER!Hah!
I hate peanutbutter. >_<
You learn to love peanutbutter when you're hypoglycemic. >_< Hmmm passing out, dizziness and driving off another bridge or peanutbutter. Close the eyes, gulp down the peanutbutter and follow it with a whole 24 oz bottle of Snapple Ice Tea, then brush my teeth and gargle with Listerine. With my meds that's the closest I can come to liquor. lol!
So I made a joke to someone on Facebook about my being a Pariah, he insults me and immediately defriends me before I can make any reply. Seems a self-fulfilling prophecy. I say I have no friends and then a friend makes me the pariah I had said I already was.
Readers, I have readers!
Urgh. I have to go through Chicago's Union Station… I like riding the train, but… Union Station… I've never been in a place that was more crowded, louder or smelled more like pee, and I've had to spend plenty of time in various airports, subways and dive bars. Why can't they just have a service that goes straight through to my destination like they do for almost every other city in the Midwest?
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