dgriff13's profile

dgriff13

Member since Feb. 13, 2007

About

Hello all! I am the writer/artist behind Zorphbert and Fred, a webcomic about 2 aliens, disguised as dogs, here to study human life. I started off here on drunkduck, but have since created an official site. You can dive into an archive of 250 strips-plus-more here on the 'duck (look to your right–>..), but if you want the NEW stuff, you can find Z&F at:
http://www.zfcomics.com

Leftovers and Not So Wild Life are past projects of mine. Browse through to see some earlier work! (Some of it is pretty bad, forgive me!)

Some more info:
If you care to know, I work as a graphic designer for a snack foods company and live in Havertown, PA with my guy, Rick. And my adopted doggie ;0) More random facts:

- I'm originally from Cleveland, OH and I'm a die-hard Cleveland sports fan. Apparently I like misery. Oh well… GO CAVS!

- "Scrat" from Ice Age, the TV show "Whose Line is it Anyway?", and "The Christmas Story" never fail to make me laugh until I cry.

- I've been a big Smashing Pumpkins fan for 13 years, and I'm not embarrassed to admit it!

- If you offer me ice cream, I'll do damn near anything. Within reason, you perverts ;0)

Hope you get a kick out of Z&F!

Comics by dgriff13

Not So Wild Life

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

13 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

0 likes

This is a small collection of comics that I illustrated for a writer friend. It's the basic office-Dilbert strip, but instead the main characters are different random animals. Aimed towards the 20-something crowd who really don't care for their jobs.
The Leftovers

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

69 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

2 likes

RETIRED: 2006. Roommate insanity. 4 college grads getting by on mac n' cheese, ramen noodles & cheap beer. This was my "baby" for almost 12 years, I finally retired it after 8 sets of rejection letters from syndicates. R.I.P.
Z and F Fanart

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

25 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

1 likes

For all other Z&F goodness that simply must be posted!
Zorphbert and Fred

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

333 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

3 likes

2 Aliens. Disguised as dogs. Here to study human life. Hilarity ensues. Updates Mon-Wed-Fri. Check back for monthly fill-in-the-bubble CONTESTS, too.

Comics assisted by dgriff13

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Comics recommended by dgriff13

A Bit Cheesy

Rated:

Teen

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

46 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

3 likes

A bit cheesy comic, you might say. On top of always being beaten down by Ryan, now Mick has fallen in love with a girl. Quite the tragedy for the shy guy that he is. But THAT is not his biggest problem. There's... something else...
Antcomics

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Parody

Volume:

127 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

11 likes

A comic about everyone's favorite pirate-themed 80s supergroup, Adam & the Ants!
BLACKOUT DRUNK

Rated:

Mature

Genre:

Real Life

Volume:

92 pages

Updated:

Dec. 6, 2012

Popularity:

2 likes

BLACKOUT DRUNK is a comedic look at a college student named Rod. The story follows the crazy exploits and screwball antics of this inebriated self proclaimed Romeo, as he wakes to find himself getting into one escapade after another.
Chad the Fat Kid

Rated:

Teen

Genre:

Real Life

Volume:

134 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

3 likes

With events taken from real life, follow the day to day struggles of the most hated boy in school, the fat kid. Matt Feazell calls it " a more serious Charlie Brown"
COMPANY MAN

Rated:

Mature

Genre:

Real Life

Volume:

962 pages

Updated:

Feb. 17, 2012

Popularity:

10 likes

"Company Man" is about life and the funny things it can throw at you (Like monkey poop!). It revolves around the co-workers and friends at F.R.J. Media Group in Phoenix, Arizona. Company Man is filmed before a live studio audience and updated Mon.- Fri.
CorruptHardware

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

149 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

1 likes

Join Bit, Eli, Prob, and Ittybit in wacky crazy robot adventures of crazy wacky adventurous robots that are wacky and crazy adventurers.
Frank and Vinny

Rated:

Teen

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

173 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

2 likes

Comic about two dudes. It's dead now though, and it's very unlikely to ever make another appearance.
Fullmoon Stories

Rated:

Mature

Genre:

Horror

Volume:

77 pages

Updated:

Dec. 8, 2011

Popularity:

10 likes

A collection of short horror stories. Tragic tales of love and death told via the watchful eye of a mysterious narrator.
Life and Death

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

1944 pages

Updated:

Sept. 18, 2023

Popularity:

383 likes

Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general.. Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that clutter up the place
Marital Bliss

Rated:

Teen

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

100 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

2 likes

Princess and Max welcome you to "Marital Bliss???" The comic strip about love, marriage and animal magnetism.
Morning Squirtz

Rated:

Adult

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

243 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

12 likes

Dark and twisted,yet stays crunchy in milk! Delicious humor with a fun toy surprise.
Mr Scootles

Rated:

Teen

Genre:

Horror

Volume:

43 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

1 likes

When two college students discover an old film reel and watch it, a gateway to Hell is opened. Now, a war between Heaven and Hell has begun, and the fate of the world depends on the forgotten star of the rediscovered cartoon, whose name is Mr. Scootles.
Pinkerton

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

202 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

1 likes

Pinkerton chronicles the lives of the inhabitants of Pinkerton National Park. Pinkerton is syndicated by GoComics at [url]http://www.gocomics.com/pinkerton[/url]. For more information about Pinkerton please visit [url]http://www.pinkertonpark.com[/url]
Pugnuggle Tales

Rated:

Mature

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

203 pages

Updated:

Aug. 27, 2011

Popularity:

14 likes

Creatures that seem to have come from an artists imagination get up in his face and his fridge. It's in the humor category because "Zen Farce" is not an option!
The Gods of ArrKelaan

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

388 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

12 likes

The Gods of Arr-Kelaan were mortal once. Now each one is learning the limitations - and lack therof - of their newfound positions as gods. CURRENT STORY "Consequences": New gods learn about their powers, and deal with ancient pantheons. Fun!
The SuperFogeys

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Superhero

Volume:

191 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

2 likes

Where do old superfolk go when it's time to get out of the game? To Valhalla - Home for the Supertired. A Th3rd World Studios web comic. Updates every Tuesday and Thursday, without fail.
The Surreal Adventures of Edgar Allan Poo

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

155 pages

Updated:

Nov. 5, 2021

Popularity:

5 likes

Join the enigmatic Edgar Allan Poo and faithful guide Irving the rat as they battle mythical beasts, ancient gods, magical ravens, sorcerers, the undead, inclement weather and treacherous terrain to escape the land of dreams.
Zombies Are People Too

Rated:

Teen

Genre:

Horror

Volume:

131 pages

Updated:

Aug. 17, 2016

Popularity:

2 likes

A story about zombies... two in fact.
Zorphbert and Fred

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

333 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

3 likes

2 Aliens. Disguised as dogs. Here to study human life. Hilarity ensues. Updates Mon-Wed-Fri. Check back for monthly fill-in-the-bubble CONTESTS, too.