Thread "2008/2009 Presidential Mock Election" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 7, 2008

Hugo weaving is a good dancer… Nice makeup.

Posted at 3:11AM, Nov. 8, 2008

With moves like that, how could anyone not vote for him?
A great leader, a powerful man, and a damned attractive woman as well!

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 8, 2008

I vote for Ozone's….

HOLEPUNCH!
:evil:

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 8, 2008

Hugo needs to close the gap on that damn hole punch!
Time for attack ads and mud slinging!
That hole punch is a communist!

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 8, 2008

I vote for Ozone's….

HOLEPUNCH!
:evil:

Kinky. :)
I've never heard it called that before…

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 12, 2008

You cant trust staplers!
Office supplies want to raise your taxes!

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 12, 2008

You cant trust staplers!
Office supplies want to raise your taxes!

Only for rich people. And they'll give it to non-rich people. And I'll get that money.

Hurray for Office Supplies!

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 13, 2008

I forgot who I voted for the first time, can I vote again? I want to put Ozone's stapler over the top.

Everyone knows that staplers bring things together and unite them. :)

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 13, 2008

If I had held any hope of them winning, I'd have voted for the Daffy/Donald ticket.
Nothing like two waterfowl with very short fuses and tempers to bring about the change Washington really needs!
If only eh?
So my vote is for the cartoon ducks.

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 14, 2008

———————————————————–
IMPORTANT!

My email is now brobinson@gmail.com

All votes have been counted as of today. Unless you emailed/PQ'd me.

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 15, 2008

Lizard bite- Giving money to poor people??
Dont you understand poor people are the root of the problem!
They are too lazy to become massively wealthy like all good hearted decent rich people do!
Have you considered that maybe Jesus wants them to be poor? Maybe they are poor becuase they are communists/anti-american/ atheists/ gay/ any other groups that you might have a subconcious predjudice or innate dislike for that.
Huge Weaving loves Jesus!
Hugo Weaving will personally end poverty by rounding up the poor and putting them in camps. Not death camps! That would be a waste! No, war camps, training them all to be unstoppable killing machines. Then we give each peasent a tin hat and a rifle and ship them over to some other country to get killed on mass while providing valuable jobs at home in weapons manufactoring companies!
A VOTE FOR HUGO IS A VOTE FOR VICTORY!

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 22, 2008

Lizard bite- Giving money to poor people??
Dont you understand poor people are the root of the problem!
They are too lazy to become massively wealthy like all good hearted decent rich people do!
Have you considered that maybe Jesus wants them to be poor? Maybe they are poor becuase they are communists/anti-american/ atheists/ gay/ any other groups that you might have a subconcious predjudice or innate dislike for that.

That's exactly why America's in the situation we're in. Plus living over you means is another factor.

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 26, 2008

Counting today, there is only four days to vote! Send in your vote for the election!

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 27, 2008

Walrus exactly, glad you agree.
Poor people are what is wrong with America and possibly Canada!
Only Hugo Weaving has the power to destroy all poor people!
VOTE HUGO!

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 28, 2008

I VOTE OZONE'S STAPLER!

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 28, 2008

I've just sent a brown envelope of cash to my friend Carlos the Eel to make sure that Stapler does not survive election night!

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 28, 2008

This news just in: Ozone's Stapler may not be a native born American! Suspicious leaks indicate that the stapler may be marked "China" underneath indicating an origin in the People's Republic of China. This raises doubts as to the age of stapler because if it was over 36 years old it should be marked "Taiwan"

Concerned citizens are demonstrating demanding that Ozone's Stapler show his "Made in USA" tag to everyone.

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 28, 2008

It was made in the state of Hawaii!

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 1, 2008

The winner of the 2008/2009 Presidential Mock Election is….

Ozone Ocean's Stapler!!!

ozoneocean's stapler won by a landslide vote! Congratulations to the runner ups!

2. John McCain/Sarah Palinâ€¦
3. Cthulhuâ€¦
4. The Fly Walking Across Puff_Of_Smokeâ€™s Screenâ€¦
5. Nader/Gonzalezâ€¦
6. Rick Austinâ€¦
7. Stephen Colbertâ€¦
8. Walrus (DD Member)â€¦
9. Hugo Weavingâ€¦
10. Ozoneoceanâ€™s Hole Puncherâ€¦
11. Cartoon Ducksâ€¦

(I didn't vote for myself #8…)

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 1, 2008

WOOOOOoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a great moment for FREEDOM and staplers everywhere. Now the world is truly equal! No longer will staplers be looked down upon by pens, tape dispensers, and other items of commonly used stationary. Pen and stapler can finally truly coexist on desks across AMERICA in peace!

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 1, 2008

God, I love a happy ending. Tears me up just thinking about it.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 1, 2008

Tears me up just thinking about it.

No worries! The new president will staple you back together. ;)

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 2, 2008

I demand a recount!
The ballots were too confusing!
Hanging chads!
Voting machines going crazy and eating people!
Absentee ballots for all the thousands of people who couldn't be bothered to show up but really wanted to vote for Hugo!
RECOUNT!

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 2, 2008

It was made in the state of Hawaii!

According to our research no staplers were manufactured in Hawai'i. Briefs contesting the legimitacy of the stapler having been made in the USA have been filed with as many Supreme Court Justices as it takes to get the decision we want.

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 2, 2008

I demand a recount!
The ballots were too confusing!
Hanging chads!
Voting machines going crazy and eating people!
Absentee ballots for all the thousands of people who couldn't be bothered to show up but really wanted to vote for Hugo!
RECOUNT!

Al the paper votes have been stapled together with giant titanium staples by the new president.
Sorry, no recounts for you!

It was made in the state of Hawaii!
According to our research no staplers were manufactured in Hawai'i. Briefs contesting the legimitacy of the stapler having been made in the USA have been filed with as many Supreme Court Justices as it takes to get the decision we want.

Your research and court papers have also been uber-stabled by your new commander in chief. Consider yourself privileged!

Can the stapler do that:
YES IT CAN!