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Drunk Duck Mafia XXXII - Anarchy in Townston.
Zeph or Ochi are the serial killer…Oh, well, when I die and am innocent later it won't really matter, so there's really no point arguing. Ahaha.
but I guess no one cares about thatAh, Crocty, I go to my death your loyal supporter; as always, it's a delight to die in your service. Even if neither of us survives, I could not hope to die with anyone better. -BUNP-
Also grateful not to have died earlier and glad that no one helping died either. <3
Not bleeding out! I think I see the medic, he's on his way!…on a turtle, look at it go! It should get to this block from the one next to ours in about…6 hours?
Pleaes, no need to get MEttaur! I treat all attractive females in this town with the same level of dignity and respect and staring! In fact, have a feeling it might happen again, me respecting someone.
Night 2 narration:
"OH DEAR LORD! What is this crap!?" shouted the street cleaner, as he observed the mess after the brawl. "-Screw that! I'm not cleaning this up!"
Indeed the town was a mess. Most of the stores had broken windows and burning trashcans lay scattered all over the place. The town looked like a war zone which was fitting, since tonight promised to bring no end to the violence.
Angered by how the lynch turned out, this villager observed what had happened to the town. It was his hope that his rival would have died today and was displeased that he had escaped unharmed.
"You seem to be looking for someone." said the serial killer, prompting the villager to turn around. "- I figured we had unfinished business."
"So this is how it's going to turn out? You, killing me like you killed Harkovast?" replied the villager.
"Oh, don't be so dramatic. You're getting your wish." said the serial killer and slammed the semi blunt edge of his dull machete in the neck of his opponent. This was a cruel weapon of choice. One that requires quite allot of force to hack your opponent with and causes great harm to the target as it does.
The villager fell to the ground in agony as the serial killer knelt over him.
"I know I'm destined to hell but at least you'll be going to a better place." he said and placed a cross on his body before prepping himself for the final blow.
A bullet pierced his shoulder before the murderer was allowed to finish his deed. Ignoring the pain he turns around to see his attacker with a smoking gun in his hand.
"Well hello there, Mr Hero. Did you like my handiwork from last night?" Asked the serial killer.
"Cut the crap. I'm no hero, even if I'm doing what's necessary."
"Ah but isn't that what heroes do? Fight injustice. Kill those who have wronged. Harkovast killed a defenseless man, that night. He needed to be punished. With that thought, you got there too late. It was I who killed him. Maybe it is I who's the hero."
"Is that why you're killing random passerbyers then?"
"He tried to kill me today. He needed to be punished. It's what heroes do."
"Enough of your stupid games. We're ending this now."
"So be it Mr.Hero. Join my club. I'm sure you'll like it."
"Yeah, yeah. I'd say I'd hate to kill you but I would be lying then."
The gunman aimed his gun again and cocked the hammer. So focused was he on his target that he didn't notice the burning trashcan coming flying at him from behind. As it hit his back, the gun let off sending the deadly payload exploring the sky. The serial killer did not waste this opportunity to run into Harks house for cover. The gunman quickly rolled the burning hot barrel off him as he turned to look upon a hand wielding a knife coming at him.
"I hear that dying can be quite traumatic. Should you need it, I can help you accept the situation" said the attacker as he stabbed the knife into the side of the gunman.
Even though it missed the vital organs the pain was enough to shock the gunman, leaving him defenseless for a precious second. The attacker raised his knife again to finish the job.
"Get out of here! I got you covered!" Said the bodyguard as he grabbed the knife wielding hand and pinned the attacker to the ground.
The gunman quickly responded by picking up his gun and going after the serial killer.
"Dammit you meddlesome pest!" shouted the hitman as he struggled to get loose. "-what give you the right to interfere?"
"Causing me to loose my job is one thing but let's just say I don't like you" responded the bodyguard.
"Well, it's a good thing I brought backup then." snorted the hitman as the bodyguard was suddenly struck into his back by another hitman that came out of nowhere.
"Heh. You weren't expecting this now, were you?" said the second hitman cheerfully.
Meanwhile, inside Hark's house the gunman was busy looking for his target. The trail of blood from his shoulder wound let him straight to the living room, where the serial killer could be found squatting under a recliner.
"Jesus man. Why hasn't anyone picked up these bodies yet?" asked the gunman in revolt as he almost stumbled upon the dead villagers, lying on the floor.
"Beats me." replied the serial kiler from under the chair. "-Guess people must have been really preoccupied today, what with all the fighting."
"Right then. Get away from that chair. You're a terrible at hiding."
"That's true." said the serial killer with a smirk as he presented his foe with an active bomb. "-I've always been better at finding."
The serial killer threw the bomb towards the gunman who barely catches it out of fear that it would go off. The first thing he sees are the numbers 6 - 5 - 4 -
"I guess we're going out together." said the serial killer with a smile.
The gunman drops the explosive payload and heads for outside. He barely reaches the doorframe before he is propelled the rest of the way by the explosive force. Out the living room window a badly scorched person is flung out to the street.
The gunman picks himself up and looks around. His bodyguard is lying unconscious on the ground but his attackers are nowhere in sight.
He pushes against his sore back that has had to endure allot of punishment tonight and is reminded of his wound which angrily signals his nerve endings.
"Ugh. That's enough action for tonight." he says to himself and heads home to patch himself up.
[spoiler]Harkovast the Paranoid and Same the Mad Hatter are even deader now.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Zeph, Hakoshen and Ochitsukanai are unconscious.[/spoiler]
Night 2 is over.
Day 3 has begun.
Ok. I need three volunteers to be Suspects for my Mafia Choose Your Own Adventure. Please tell me. Also, could you submit a bio about your Townston self? Ok. I need three volunteers to be Suspects for my Mafia Choose Your Own Adventure. Please tell me. Also, could you submit a bio about your Townston self?
Also…
Poor Ochi. Someone revive her.
wow. epic. this is epic.
one of the unconscious people is a body guard. and one is the vigilante (the gunman if i'm not mistaken) so this is two in three. however, as previously fought over, zeph or Ochitsukanai is the serial killer. so if the medic revives one of them, than that's bad news…… maru being a townee has better odds in this.
Ochi….Hakoshen….
I will avenge your deaths.
Paramedic, you have a choice. I'm fairly certain that Hakoshen is the bodyguard, whereas Ochi is but a townie. A helpful townie, but still a townie.
Up to you who you revive, but definitely revive one of them.
I'll have a go at solving the clues, but bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh I suck.
Ok. I need three volunteers to be Suspects for my Mafia Choose Your Own Adventure. Please tell me. Also, could you submit a bio about your Townston self? Ok. I need three volunteers to be Suspects for my Mafia Choose Your Own Adventure. Please tell me. Also, could you submit a bio about your Townston self?I will volunteer!
Name: Jninjashadow
Aka: Jninja, Ninja, Jay, Matagy
Bio: He stumbled into Townston drunk and confused back when it was a cowboy trading outpost. He quickly earned the moniker of Town Drunk for his near constant consumption of whiskey. He happened upon a pile of scrap that he welded together making Townston's first and only bar and pawn shop "Jninja's Loot & Hooch". So used to alcohol, Jninja is in a sort of meta-drunk state which puts him in a zen like demeanor of complete apathy, leaving him with a near constant bored or uninterested look, save for a few random out busts of "passionate" over emoting. He has a pathological NEED to dress as eccentrically as possible with his common wears being a black corduroy jacket, a black fedora with a red band, and a monocle, though he wears several variations of this as the situation dictates. He lives in the basement of the Loot & Hooch where in he keeps his many cloth sets, liqueurs, insane modes of transportation, and this various attempts at playing God. Oh and he may have a mech somewhere down there… It is more than likely he is insane.
Name: Same
AKA: Ginger, Passerby boy, other names that i dont wish to discuss *Clears throat*
Bio: Alone in the town, he stays allianceless. He came to townston a few years ago as a On occasion taking commands providing he cant think of anything better to be doing. A hired hand. Taking the dirty jobs that noone else wants to do. And by this of course i mean plumbing.He is a man of little words. Or atleast little are listened to.
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