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It's a tough call but Vast has commented on my comic… not that that would sway my vote of course…. jus saying.Of course it wouldn't, no one has accused you of anything!
Vak has my vote right now for sexinessThank you, it's a gift. On my mother's side…I think. Or is the sexy gene carried on the Y? I never was good with biology…or math…english…band…
My strategy:
1. Ask fellow townies for their roles so I may better work with them to bring down the mafia.
2. Get a discussion going and try to figure out the clues we are given as best we can.
3. Be fair and let all accused people try and defend their case as best they are able.
4. Take a fair vote on who to lynch and when.
5. Ask the paramedics to protect those townies who appear to be targeted by the mafia.
6. Work with the detective to find out who's mob.
7. I'm out of ideas, but I'm willing to take advice and opinions on how best to serve you.
Strategy:
Ask the roles.
Share the clues.
Will not be fooled.
I'm not looking for girls like did Ozone.
Network.
Pardoning?No,only in case he's innocent.
Blind lynching?Hell no.
Let's see my opponents:
Crocty:15 years old,stickman comic haver. Are you serious?
Vakanai:V for Vendetta for no.
Hark:…You sure ya aren't on drugs?!
This is just a friendly reminder. Mayoral vote ends in 24 hours. Do not forget to PQ me your votes. Leaders in case of ties are in red if you haven't gotten that yet. Also. I'm really considering the inactivity penalty. (If you aren't active in 3 cycles in a row, you are dropped. I have mixed signals on this. But if you remember Days are 48 hours long. So you would have at least 4 days of no activity to be dropped)
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Vak, you dont seem able to get through a post without writing a list, none of which I have bothered to read so far except when you mention me.
I am going to destroy Townston in order to save it.
Sometimes, the only way to cure the disease is to strap dynamite to the patient and fire him out of cannon at another patient that pisses me off. Possibly a mafia patient.
That metaphor broke down a little, but let me tell you what wont break down.
My commitment to kicking ass and taking names!
People cant break the law if their dead! And they cant become dead until I kill them!
FACT!
I'm not just slinging mud in this campaign, I'm slinging hurt! I'm slinging the tears of an unborn orphan boy! I'm slinging purified spray on hate in a can! I'm slinging the love between my brothers and sisters aaaaaaalllllll over this land!
FACT!
Saying "FACT" in capital letters makes thing I say true!
FACT!
VOTE VAST!
Because I am writing a list of everyone who doesn't, and when I am mayor I'll have three votes….
Ochi I am the big pimp daddy of folk!
I'm the original bad mother folker!
I've combined folk and funk to make a new type of music with a name that sounds dirty and you cant say in public.
But I am not a hippie!
I promise as mayor to force every dirty hippie to get a job!
The job will be getting fired out of cannons for the amusement of hard working rich people. Or lazy rich people. But rich people, that's the main thing!
Also, I intend to have my agents secretly modify those stupid hippie vans so they become extra DOUBLY polluting! So we can kill mother nature AND annoy hippies at the saame time!
WIN/WIN!
KAPOW!
VOTE VAST
Because Jesus/mohamad/ atheist god/ Mr T/ miscellaneous wants you too! (delete as appropriate to your faith)
Vak, you dont seem able to get through a post without writing a list, none of which I have bothered to read so far except when you mention me.
I am going to destroy Townston in order to save it.No, you're just going to destroy it to save yourself from a possible moment of normalcy.
Sometimes, the only way to cure the disease is to strap dynamite to the patient and fire him out of cannon at another patient that pisses me off. Possibly a mafia patient.Vote for Vak, and strap down Vast! To a rock!
That metaphor broke down a little, but let me tell you what wont break down.
My commitment to kicking ass and taking names!
People cant break the law if their dead! And they cant become dead until I kill them!
FACT!
I'm not just slinging mud in this campaign, I'm slinging hurt! I'm slinging the tears of an unborn orphan boy! I'm slinging purified spray on hate in a can! I'm slinging the love between my brothers and sisters aaaaaaalllllll over this land!
FACT!
Saying "FACT" in capital letters makes thing I say true!
FACT!
VOTE VAST!
Because I am writing a list of everyone who doesn't, and when I am mayor I'll have three votes….
Vak remind me, who are you campaigning for again? Me or you?
So lets get this straight….
You are offering normalcy?
Wow! Great argument!
Lets vote for joe average.
A solid C+.
Hes nice and normal and not too interesting!
We wouldn't want to….I dunno….have any EXCITEMENT IN THIS GAME!
Strap me to a rock? Hell yeah! then I can rock and roll all over you all!
Load me on a catapult and fire me into the sun so I can super nova the mafia out of existence!
I speak from the heart Vak! I speak with feeling! I speaking using words I cant spell or that I jsut made up as I was typing!
People respond to that, they feel the love and they embrace me to their collective bussom!
Who embraces you? Waff? Because that's a scary image and I feel a bit weird now for having brought it up!
Some moron once said its lonely at the top.
He was talking utter crap!
People at the top have loads of friends and hot chicks!
When I am on easy street Vak, I'll be sure to throw you some change. Or a handgrenade. Ya know, whatevers closest.
VOTE VAST!
Nothing is faster then the speed of vast!
Vak remind me, who are you campaigning for again? Me or you?Remember folks:
So lets get this straight….
You are offering normalcy?
Wow! Great argument!
Lets vote for joe average.
A solid C+.
Hes nice and normal and not too interesting!
We wouldn't want to….I dunno….have any EXCITEMENT IN THIS GAME!
Strap me to a rock? Hell yeah! then I can rock and roll all over you all!
Load me on a catapult and fire me into the sun so I can super nova the mafia out of existence!
I speak from the heart Vak! I speak with feeling! I speaking using words I cant spell or that I jsut made up as I was typing!
People respond to that, they feel the love and they embrace me to their collective bussom!
Who embraces you? Waff? Because that's a scary image and I feel a bit weird now for having brought it up!
Some moron once said its lonely at the top.
He was talking utter crap!
People at the top have loads of friends and hot chicks!
When I am on easy street Vak, I'll be sure to throw you some change. Or a handgrenade. Ya know, whatevers closest.
VOTE VAST!
Nothing is faster then the speed of vast!
A half a day into the game, and we're already at each other's throats, what with all the mudslinging and "I'm-the-best" talk. Listen, it doesn't matter if you're elected mayor because the townies can lynch you the second you show any signs of incompetency. What we should be doing now is to come up with an effective strategy that will aid us in eliminating the mafia. Here's something that I've come up with to help us along:
The Implicit Ceasefire Act (ICA)
With this enacted, we would not lynch anyone as long as no one died the previous night. If someone dies, we will use the clues in the next narrative to figure out who committed the deed. Once we've figured them out, we lynch them and only them. By doing this, we ensure that all attacking mafia members would be eliminated first, saving the godfather and mad bomber (non-attackers) for the end.
The Collateral Damage Act (CDA)
With the ICA enacted, we must also be sure that vigilantes must not attack so in order to avoid confusion, all vigilantes may not attack until all attacking mafia members have been eliminated. In the event a vigilante does attack, they will be eligible for lynching as if they were part of the mafia (seeing how we can't determine their role until they're dead).
The Roles Admissions Act (RAA)
With this enacted, everyone shall post their respective roles. Anyone who posts a duplicate role will be subject to investigation (this does not mean automatic lynchings, however). Also, by giving our roles out, we would be able to differ responsibilities to people more efficiently (eg. use paramedics to protect people, telling vigilantes whom to attack, etc.).
Now I know you may feel uncomfortable in some of these acts, but I can assure you that we will see more progress with these enacted than if we keep on distrusting one another.
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