A half a day into the game, and we're already at each other's throats, what with all the mudslinging and "I'm-the-best" talk. Listen, it doesn't matter if you're elected mayor because the townies can lynch you the second you show any signs of incompetency. What we should be doing now is to come up with an effective strategy that will aid us in eliminating the mafia.I came up with a strategy and posted it. Ask for roles, only lynch by clues, fair trials and voting sessions. And this is a game, we're allowed to have a bit of fun, a bit of friendly mud slinging is perfectly fine, and no one is at each others throats. It's all just mock fighting. Show some humor humorman.:)
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Mafia III: Revenge of the Godfather
A half a day into the game, and we're already at each other's throats, what with all the mudslinging and "I'm-the-best" talk. Listen, it doesn't matter if you're elected mayor because the townies can lynch you the second you show any signs of incompetency. What we should be doing now is to come up with an effective strategy that will aid us in eliminating the mafia. Here's something that I've come up with to help us along:
The Implicit Ceasefire Act (ICA)
With this enacted, we would not lynch anyone as long as no one died the previous night. If someone dies, we will use the clues in the next narrative to figure out who committed the deed. Once we've figured them out, we lynch them and only them. By doing this, we ensure that all attacking mafia members would be eliminated first, saving the godfather and mad bomber (non-attackers) for the end.
The Collateral Damage Act (CDA)
With the ICA enacted, we must also be sure that vigilantes must not attack so in order to avoid confusion, all vigilantes may not attack until all attacking mafia members have been eliminated. In the event a vigilante does attack, they will be eligible for lynching as if they were part of the mafia (seeing how we can't determine their role until they're dead).
The Roles Admissions Act (RAA)
With this enacted, everyone shall post their respective roles. Anyone who posts a duplicate role will be subject to investigation (this does not mean automatic lynchings, however). Also, by giving our roles out, we would be able to differ responsibilities to people more efficiently (eg. use paramedics to protect people, telling vigilantes whom to attack, etc.).
Now I know you may feel uncomfortable in some of these acts, but I can assure you that we will see more progress with these enacted than if we keep on distrusting one another.
Thats some mighty fine politicin' humorman.
Since it makes little sense to publicly announce your role and thereby hang a target on your back (oh looky me! I am just a townie so the mafia can kill me without fear), I suggest that Mr/Ms Mayor post your instructions to the vigilantes and paramedics in open forum. The V/P may elect to do as instructed or not.
Just a suggestion.
Humormans acts are funny.
Funny haha, funny weird and funny sad like a crying clown whose on fire.
Act number 1- The waste of time act.
An act based on the mafia not attacking? So if the mafia decide they dont want to play the game, then we wont play the game either? Genius! Lets all stop playing and go home!
Act number 2- The lets lynch some of our own side act!
So if a vigilante lynches someone you are going to try and hunt them down and kill them? Great! So if the mafia stop attacking for night and a vigilante attacks someone, we then have to hunt and kill one of our own side while ignoring the enemy! Genius! Lets all play to kill our own team!
Act number 3- The Humorman lives in a dream world all alone where the clouds are pink and the unicorns are made of candy corn.
Everyone reveal their roles? Who is Humorman kidding? Yeah, lets give him complete power so if he is a mafia, he can kill us off when ever he feels like it.
Also, what if half the people wont reveal? (which is likely) Is he just going to murder his way down the list?
Wow! Humormans plans are so unrealistic, even a psycho like me can see they wont work!
I take my hat off to you humorman, you've managed to come up with nonsense so ridiculous it puts even my mumbo jumbo to shame!
I thought the mole character was a funny idea, but you've out done yourself.
I guess this means I get to be the sensible candidate now!
Vote Vast!
Because I will pass the "beer and pretzels for everyone!" act the second I get into office!
Skullbie, Vak does you erotic favours then?
Well no one out does me!
I am the biggest slut in all of Townston!
I will gladly prostitute myself for votes, money or a fleeting moment of human contact!
And I will use my power as mayor to flood our streets with sleazy sex workers!
VOTE VAST!
Because pimpin aint easy, but I am!
-.- I'm tired. I"m stuck in class and I already have kicking idea for an extra. I can't free hand on my computer at all. Don't forget to vote.
Also. I decided to put into place my inactivity policy. Because someone (not giving name's) sent me a hit early. I told them that I could not accept it because we are in a day cycle and accepting the hit would be unfair.
I don't think it is that hard to keep up with this. Sending me night actions 48 hours in advanced is ridiculous.
Anyway. Inactivity penalty. If you don't vote in three Day cycles. You are auto killed the next night. That seems fair.
Night - No. Since not everyone has a night action.Anyway. Inactivity penalty. If you don't vote in three Day cycles. You are auto killed the next night. That seems fair.Does sound fair indeed, it would've killed maaaany people last time…
Although, would you count night actions or commenting in the thread as voting? :o
Posting - No. Mainly because I don't have time to go back and go through pages and pages when this thing gets rolling.
However. If you simply don't want to vote, you can tell me so and that will count as a vote.
Niccea, if they have posted and done actions and you noticed then dont suicide them.
If you are going to suicide them for inactivity send them a message first to warn them, so if they have done anything they can go and show you, or take an immediate action to get back into it.
I dont want to be too harsh (for once!) so give them at least a warning before their DOOOOOM!
And VOTE VAST!
OR mecha death christ 2000 will destroy you!
Niccea, if they have posted and done actions and you noticed then dont suicide them.There will be fair warnings…Don't worry.
If you are going to suicide them for inactivity send them a message first to warn them, so if they have done anything they can go and show you, or take an immediate action to get back into it.
I dont want to be too harsh (for once!) so give them at least a warning before their DOOOOOM!
And VOTE VAST!
OR mecha death christ 2000 will destroy you!
The inactivity penalty should mean they die yes, but come back as zombies under my control as they lead normal lives, killing and eating brains by night so they can act smart during the day! Ever wonder why zombies crave brains? To get their smarts back! Its a new kind of zombie and I promise ill only send them at mafioso! Elect harkovast as mayor and Hakoshen as necromancer!! Do it!!
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