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Niccea
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Translation: I vote that we all fly over to his house and punch his face in.

Though that is an idea, it is neither good nor practical.

crocty
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Oh psht, punching people's faces in is the answer to everything!

Niccea
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Oh psht, punching people's faces in is the answer to everything!
I would punch you in the face, but your avie's mouth is big enough to eat my hand…actually I wouldn't punch you in the face. I just wanted to point out that you avie is immune to such actions. As to my avatar, just try to catch my face!

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Well, we can always discuss what my avatar does to those who displease him.

Luckily (for me anyways) I pretty much just roll with whatever happens.

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Yeah, can someone other than LoS run the next game? I really love mafia, and I want to join the next game, so…

Oh, and make dead talking a rule that when broken, you are banned from the next game, cuz, this is getting fucking annoying.
<^-^> We actually have the unofficial Mafia Admin on the case right now. And I apologize for not acting on the not conceived before rule. (Really was thinking about not letting LOS play this game, but he said he would behave himself.)

i am behaving my self.

and the sooner my game ends the better because i want to go back to writing funny jokes again

crocty
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writing funny jokes
Good luck with that.

Niccea
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LoS. I would muchly appreciate it if you didn't post in here any more. You are disrupting the flow of the game.

Dukat
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Are other people actually reading what leaderofstars posts?
Why would you do that?
He's dead, hes not funny and even when he was in the game he talked rubish so why would he become more meaningful now?
I haven't taken the time to read one of his posts in about a week (and then only because they were about 1 line long.)
Isn't it all just fan fic about me, anyway?
It doesn't change the fact that it is deadtalking. I've seen suspensions and even full bans from mafia games for this sort of thing.

Hakoshen
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*Dispels and shoots all zombies in the head. Twice. Then burns the bodies and scatters the ash at a crossroads.*


There. I wash my hands of this matter.

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*Dispels and shoots all zombies in the head. Twice. Then burns the bodies and scatters the ash at a crossroads.*


There. I wash my hands of this matter.
*realises that aghammer isn't there any more and gravity still applies* OOF!

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Leaderofstars running a game?
hes alienated everyone here!
Who would possibly want to join tht voyage of the damned?

I dont want to run one, but hopefully someone will volunteer and save LOS the humiliation.

humorman
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I'll run the next game!

Yes, I will!

gullas
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erm we should like vote for it after this one is done me thinks….

humorman
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Okay, it's official. I will be running the next mafia game.

Sign ups will start in about a week.

Hakoshen
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Okay, it's official. I will be running the next mafia game.

Sign ups will start in about a week.

lolwut? This isn't Cuba (no offense to Cubans) you can't run a one man election in five minutes and call it democracy! Not that Castro called it democracy anyways…

Plus, if I'm not mistaken, Baron was next in line.

crocty
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Huh, I don't remember voting for humorman. But if he says that we voted, I guess we did but all forgot.

Vakanai
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Just remember, I called game six.
And 13, and 666.
But yeah, sixth game is mine!

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Night Two



Another night, another victim. The killer moved swiftly and silently from house to house, avoiding the streetlights looking for the perfect target. There was a sudden noise behind him. The killer spun around quickly only to find a lone raven. The killer shrugged his shoulders and continued the prowl.

The strange house seemed to call him and he moved carefully to the door. Lights on inside and the sound of someone singing off-key. “Only one voice… this will be the place.” He knocked twice loudly.

The door opened and a red head appeared… "Oh, hello, come in, come in, I was just making supper"… the last words that poor Martinlo_23 would ever speak. As he turned to head back to the kitchen, the knife struck… the cold black steel buried deep in his back. The killer caught him as he fell and propped him on a kitchen chair. A crock of butter melted on the tye-died tablecloth and the smell of franko-american spaghettios cooking on the stove caused the killer's stomach to grumble. "Don't mind if I do" said the killer who pulls up a chair and ate his fill as blood slowly pooled on the floor. “1 down 16 to go, by the way.”

Martinlo_23, Townie


…


Cool Guy wandered through a very musical forest with his ever changing face. He scratched his lip. He felt like a nobody without his recently shaved mustaches. The poor guy looked up to a sudden noise. There before him was a kid with the oddest looking dart gun…it almost looked like. “It's a -”

Cool guy the townie died before I could tell you what he saw. His killer sends you his sarcastic apologies.

…

Humorman sat alone in his house. He was waiting for someone to come for him. There was a knock at the door. Upon opening it, a cheerful face was revealed. “Are you the paramedic?”

“Yep!”

“Thank God you are here. I thought I was going to die tonight.” Humorman opened the door wider to let his guest inside. “I was about to get something from my icebox.”

“That is alright. You only have 2 seconds to live.”

“What makes you say that d-” Humorman was cut short by the knife being rammed up his ribs. The killer ran off into the night.

When his body was discovered, they found a small device ticking on it. It seemed like the veteran’s days were numbered anyway.

…

Your furry mayor has declared a double lynch. “I enjoyed lynching leaderofstars so much, I thought it would be even more fun to lynch two of the ungrateful peasants tonight.”

Please send in two votes by Sunday at 8 pm EST.

Aveeeeeeeeeeeenge Me! Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenge Me! Please?
I call game 7 mine.

Niccea
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Okay, it's official. I will be running the next mafia game.

Sign ups will start in about a week.

lolwut? This isn't Cuba (no offense to Cubans) you can't run a one man election in five minutes and call it democracy! Not that Castro called it democracy anyways…

Plus, if I'm not mistaken, Baron was next in line.
And I think Ody was somewhere in the mix. I don't think anyone should run a game twice if there were people waiting.

Vakanai
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Okay, it's official. I will be running the next mafia game.

Sign ups will start in about a week.

lolwut? This isn't Cuba (no offense to Cubans) you can't run a one man election in five minutes and call it democracy! Not that Castro called it democracy anyways…

Plus, if I'm not mistaken, Baron was next in line.
And I think Ody was somewhere in the mix. I don't think anyone should run a game twice if there were people waiting.
I think a schedule could come in handy.
Game 1 - Can't remember who - done
Game 2 - No clue who - done
Game 3 - Niccea - ongoing
game 4 - don't care - upcoming
game 5 - same as above
Game 6 - Vakanai - Upcoming
Game 7 - Don't care - Possibly upcoming

Any questions?
I know, not a good schedule, but it's a start. And it does give an insight into my egocentric mind.

Dukat
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Ok I like the idea of a claim schedule. There's a similar thing for the Megatokyo Forums Mafia games. I'll keep a text file on my public hosting that anyone can view, have it linked in my signature, etc. But what I need to get that going is everyone who has a game claimed to speak up about it. I know game 4 is currently up in the air, but I personally would rather see the next person in line take the game rather than have someone just grab it.

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Have we lost yet?
No?
Good, good, further proof of my sucess as mayor!

Niccea
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It is early but at least it is not late!

Day Four

Vakanai and Crocty were valiantly led up to the gallows. Vakanai turned around. “Listen Crocty. I’m really sorry that you got caught up in all this. I may die this night, but I do not want anyone to die with me.” Crocty skipped away from the gallows. A pardon even from a condemned pardoner was valid.

Harkvovast gleefully slipped the noose around Vakanai’s neck nice and tight. He waved at a black car parked down the rode. “By the way. We have converted your car into a hearse so it can drive you to the next world.”

Vakanai grinned. That was all he needed. A chance. Before Hark could pull the lever, Vakanai let out a shrill whistle. The car suddenly started itself up and went into drive. It barreled right through the gallows knocking Harkovast over. Vakanai gleefully stood on the roof and waved goodbye happy for his escape. As the driverless car drove into the sunset. (Cookies to whomever can guess what movie I parodied.)

Well you got to hang nobody. Don’t cry. There is always tomorrow which begins on the 12th at 6:30 pm EDT.

Final Votes:

Vakanai (8)
Harkovast
Gullas
Hakoshen
Blitzkrieg1701
Skullbie
Crocty
Kitty17

Crocty (5)
Harkovast
Hakoshen
Blitzkrieg1701
Skullbie

Harkovast (2)
Vakanai
Crocty

Waff (2)
Gullas
Kitty17

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