It is early but at least it is not late!Booyah!
Day Four
Vakanai and Crocty were valiantly led up to the gallows. Vakanai turned around. “Listen Crocty. I’m really sorry that you got caught up in all this. I may die this night, but I do not want anyone to die with me.†Crocty skipped away from the gallow. A pardon even from a condemned pardoner was valid.
Harkvovast gleefully slipped the noose around Vakanai’s neck nice and tight. He waved at a black car parked down the rode. “By the way. We have converted your car into a herse so it can drive you to the next world.â€
Vakanai grinned. That was all he needed. A chance. Before Hark could pull the lever, Vakanai let out a shrill whistle. The car suddenly started itself up and went into drive. It barreled right through the gallows knocking Harkovast over. Vakanai gleefully stood on the roof and waved goodbye happy for his escape. As the driverless car drove into the sunset. (Cookies to whomever can guess what movie I parodied.)
Well you got to hang nobody. Don’t cry. There is always tomorrow which begins on the 12th at 6:30 pm EDT.

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Mafia III: Revenge of the Godfather
You fiend! We will get you! D:<I'm the greatest mobster ever!
Everyone who died?
Handpicked by me.
The lack of horse heads this game? My idea. I didn't want ya'll getting more evidence, so you'll have to tear each other to pieces to get to the godfather.
Hell, I've made so many plans even when you lynch me next time my presence will still be felt!
And why have I put forth all this effort?
Cause I'm good at being evil.
Hell, all we need is three kills to win. And the ripper is still out there!
Three kills needed, and we two-three more nights left at least thanks to my machinations.
Ha! Ha!
Alright, I'm done, supper time.
Pardon's not a night action Thief.I assume this is where I cut in with a dramatic denial?:O Oh dear.No use trying a double lynch, I still got one pardon left! Even if you get mob or innocent, pardon pardon pardon!
So I guess Vak was mafia?
Oh well, there's always tomorrow, you guys~<3
Haha!
Okay so crotcy and vak are dirty no goodnicks after all!
Gasp, what a shock!
Okay no not really, we all knew.
Them both escaping makes me look stupid, but not as stupid as if they had both been innocent!
Vak is right of course, no use trying a double lynch while he is alive.
Hmmm….seems like that is a problem that suggests its own solution….
*blinks* no I mean stuff like 'I thought you were my friend and all that' with appropriate responses.Pardon's not a night action Thief.I assume this is where I cut in with a dramatic denial?:O Oh dear.No use trying a double lynch, I still got one pardon left! Even if you get mob or innocent, pardon pardon pardon!
So I guess Vak was mafia?
Oh well, there's always tomorrow, you guys~<3
Haha!
Okay so crotcy and vak are dirty no goodnicks after all!How will we vanquish this fearsome foe, mayor?! D:
Gasp, what a shock!
Okay no not really, we all knew.
Them both escaping makes me look stupid, but not as stupid as if they had both been innocent!
Vak is right of course, no use trying a double lynch while he is alive.
Hmmm….seems like that is a problem that suggests its own solution….
Okay so crotcy and vak are dirty no goodnicks after all!Yeah, and say hello to: Kiss my ass!
Gasp, what a shock!
Okay no not really, we all knew.
Them both escaping makes me look stupid, but not as stupid as if they had both been innocent!
Vak is right of course, no use trying a double lynch while he is alive.
Hmmm….seems like that is a problem that suggests its own solution….
*blinks* no I mean stuff like 'I thought you were my friend and all that' with appropriate responses.We're still friends.
Great friends.
Hell, I'm even friends with Hark.
Not good friends, but still…
Hopefully one day before we vanquish you crotcy, you tache sporting malcontent!
I'm going to make it my official policy for this game to always lynch pardoners first. The good guys never want to use the power, so they are only ever a hinderance. (skoolmunkee was a pain in a the arse pardoning everyone).
Can we survive another night of attacks? Dun dun duuurrrr!
Hopefully one day before we vanquish you crotcy, you tache sporting malcontent!To be fair, there's always a guy in power. Vak's second rule of mafia probability.
I'm going to make it my official policy for this game to always lynch pardoners first. The good guys never want to use the power, so they are only ever a hinderance. (skoolmunkee was a pain in a the arse pardoning everyone).
Can we survive another night of attacks? Dun dun duuurrrr!
Note that, my rule.
So if you lynch the pardoner at the beginning of every game, it'd make sense to lynch the mayor too.
Either way, lynching all people in power is a generally good idea.
Hopefully one day before we vanquish you crotcy, you tache sporting malcontent!Are you saying I'm mafia?
I'm going to make it my official policy for this game to always lynch pardoners first. The good guys never want to use the power, so they are only ever a hinderance. (skoolmunkee was a pain in a the arse pardoning everyone).
Can we survive another night of attacks? Dun dun duuurrrr!
I'm shocked and outraged, sir!
Aghammer is a psychic!
6 mafia makes this game a LOT more difficult, you wouldn't think it would, be it really does add a whole new level of difficulty!
Crotcy you better hope you win the game before I am finished choking the life out of vak…because you are next on my list of "People who really need to die a lot".
Though on the plus side, at least I was write about the bad guys for once. Thats a rare thing for me.
Aghammer is a psychic!Vak's third rule of mafia probability: I'm better than you!
6 mafia makes this game a LOT more difficult, you wouldn't think it would, be it really does add a whole new level of difficulty!
Crotcy you better hope you win the game before I am finished choking the life out of vak…because you are next on my list of "People who really need to die a lot".
Though on the plus side, at least I was write about the bad guys for once. Thats a rare thing for me.
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